"At least I don't go around treating people like dirt!"

"At least I don't go around being a know-it-all!"

"At least I don't waste my time in school!"

"At least I don't show off in every bloody class!"

"At least I don't mind helping people!"

"At least I don't stick my nose into my friends' business!"

"At least I have friends!"

"What?! That's absolutely untrue! A-a-at least I have the decency not to swan about Hogwarts-"

"Swan about? Swan about?! Since when have I ever swanned about?"

"Swan about Hogwarts looking so obscenely beautiful when Mudbloods are supposed to be ugly!"

"I-I-I beg your pardon at least I don't swagger about this school looking so disgustingly handsome instead of being obliging enough to at least look like the foul loathsome evil little cockroach that I am!"

"Well at least I don't go around kissing cockroaches!"

"Excuse me? When have I ever-mmphh!"

"…"

"I win."

"Shut up Malfoy."

"At least I'm the better kisser."