RWBY Abridged

A/N: You know what to do. Enjoy and Review :)

Episode 9

It's morning and Weiss wakes up. Ruby blows her whistle (Instert loudest whistle sound or annoying sound here).

"SON OF A BITCH!" Weiss said as she fell on the floor.

"Wakey! Wakey! Bitches!(Sorry)" Ruby said.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Weiss said.

"We got something to do now!" Ruby said.

"Which is?" Weiss said.

"Decorating!" Yang said.

"Seriously?" Weiss said.

"Well yeah." Blake said and everything fall out of her suitcase. "Well that was a fail." Blake said.

Ruby blows whistle again.

"Ok. Now let us begin what fans will sometimes love. MONTAGE!" Ruby said.

"MONTAGE!" Yang and Blake said.

"Dunces." Weiss said.

Decorating Montage. (Insert NaruSasu joke at the Ninja's of Love part.)

Finished decorating and beds are piled up.

"So, where do we sleep." Weiss said.

"Yuri fanservice?" Blake said.

"Where we sleep together?" Yang said.

"We could do that. Or we can use bunk beds!" Ruby said.

"NO! I mean, how can we?" Weiss said.

"Stack em UP!" Yang said.

"Yeah we can do that." Blake said.

"Well maybe we should think about it." Weiss said.

"Too late." Ruby said.

"Yes." Blake said.

"YES!" Yang said.

"FUCK!" Weiss said.

They build the bunk beds.

"There we go." Ruby said.

"I hope this won't be like Step Brothers." Weiss said.

"And now we look at... books." Ruby said opening up a book disappointed. "Ok we get to go to a class right now and-"

"WHAT?! RIGHT NOW?!" Weiss said. "YOU BAKA! DUNCE!" Weiss said and runs out.

"Ok. Race ya there." Ruby said and everyone even JNPR follows them.

They pass Ozpin and Glenda Goodwitch.

"There goes my pairings. Off to class." Ozpin said and Glenda Goodwitch sighs.

In the classroom.

"See that? Ubisoft got nothing on that blunderbuss." Said Professor Port.

The class is not enjoying it.

"To day we will learn some math." Port said.

Ruby falls asleep.

"Math... with Monty." Port said.

Ruby wakes up.

"But first we must talk about monsters. Some are good. Some are bad. Others hide in certain places if you know what I mean." Port said. Yang rolled her eyes getting the joke. "Now then, before we go any further, are you ready to know how to fight monsters?"

"Yeah boy!" said the background character.

"Who the fuck is that?" Team RWBY said.

"Listen carefully because I will say blah blah blah most of the time." Port said.

Weiss is trying to stay awake and Ruby draws.

"What are you doing?" Weiss said.

"Drawing without drawing like an artist." Ruby said.

"Blah blah blah and then I did blah." Port said.

Ruby snickers.

"What's so funny?" Weiss said.

Ruby shows the drawing.

"I was thinking of adding a penis like a douchebag." Ruby said and everyone but Weiss laughs.

"Huh not bad." Port said. "Now blah blah and that's how I got it. Oh yeah blah blah."

"Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up." Weiss kept thinking continuously.

"Look at me." Ruby said with her balancing act.

"Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus." Weiss thought continuously.

"Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep." Ruby said.

"Dunce. Dunce. Dunce. Dunce. Dunce." Weiss thought continuously.

"Watch me do a Gintoki impression." Ruby said picking her nose.

"BAKA. BAKA. BAKA. BAKA. BAKA!" Weiss though continuously.

"Now, any questions?" Port said and Weiss raised her hand.

"WHEN THE HELL DO WE FIGHT MONSTERS?!" Weiss said.

"Funny you should ask because we coincidentally have one right here in this cage. And you will fight it... In the next episode." Port said.

-End-

A/N: I want to thank rst64tlc for the Math with Monty idea. Hope you guys enjoyed it. Review and stuff. Thanks :)