Disclaimer: did you hear on the news that somebody bought Harry Potter from JK Rowling? No? That's cause it didn't happen.

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Thanks to RUGoing2writethat for the ideas and to BloodSuckingFerret for the last rule.

1. I may not buy Professor Snape a bottle of Strawberry Shortcake shampoo

Today had been a good day for Professor Mc Gonagall. None of the marauders had pulled any pranks. Sighing happily to herself she put her steaming mug of green tea on the small table beside the crackling fire and crossed the room to her towering bookshelf. Taking out her favorite book Professor McGonagall went back to the fireside and sat down in her old velvet armchair, ready to read until…

Knock knock.

Someone was outside her door, knocking to come in. Sighing Professor McGonagall put down her book next to her mug and heaved herself out of the comfortable chair. Pulling open the oaken door to her office she revealed that it was Allison Kerr seeking entry to inside.

"Hullo Professor," she said with a smile that was just a bit too innocent to be real, "may I come in?"

Minnie's heart sank. So close. It was almost a trouble free day. She sighed, no use crying over spilt potion. Might as well just suck it up and deal with it. Nodding, the Gryffindor head stood back to let the girl pass into the room. The Professor then pushed shut the heavy door, which closed with a loud thump, and returned to her armchair. As she sat down she gestured to Allison for her to sit on the sofa opposite. Once the girl sat down Professor McGonagall asked,

"What is it this time?"

"Right down to business then?" grinned Allison cheekily. "Well Christmas is approaching fast and I would like you views on my gift for professor Snape."

At this the professor looked suspicious but didn't say anything so Allison continued,

"I was wondering if I could get him some Strawberry Shortcake shampoo."

2. nor Dora the explorer shampoo.

Professor McGonagall froze. What a decision. Part of her was tempted to say yes just to see the look on Snape's when he opened it. But then again he was a fellow teacher. In any case she really should keep her students away from the receiving end of his rage.

Fighting not to smile or laugh Professor McGonagall said,

"No I don't think Professor Snape wants any Strawberry Shortcake shampoo."

"Alright then," said Allison cheerily. "How about Dora the explorer?"

a Hello Kitty bath and body set

Professor McGonagall sighed. It was clear Allison wasn't going down without a fight.

"No Hello Kitty shampoo," she stated plainly bracing herself for the argument that was sure to follow.

"How come?" Allison whined loudly.

"Because," McGonagall faltered. "Because Professor Snape is perfectly capable of taking care of his own hygiene."

"I doubt that, have you seen the man's hair?" asked Allison disbelieving. "I know, how about I get him a Dora the Explorer bath and body set?"

"No Allison, no."

"Why not? It'll make him smell nice."

"Miss Kerr, Professor Snape is a grown man," Minnie explained.

"You're right Professor, I was being silly," Allison looked at her hands for a few moments before looking up excitedly.

4. Not even if I send them to him anonymously

"What if I send them to him without putting my name on them, like an anonymous secret Santa gift?"

" Allison he would still be able to tell that it was you sending him girly shampoos."

Allison thought for a moment before smiling.

SpongeBob SquarePants is NOT manly enough for him.

"I know! Is SpongeBob SquarePants manly enough for him? "

"A GROWN man miss Kerr."

"Yes of course." Allison smacked her head.

is Spiderman or Superman.

"Is Spiderman manly enough?"

"No."

"Superman?"

"No."

"Come on you don't get manlier than Superman."

Professor McGonagall just shook her head.

7.I am not allowed to buy Professor Snape any shampoo EVER!

"How about…"

"Miss Karen, "Professor McGonagall cut in You are not allowed to buy Professor Snape ANY shampoo."

"But…"

"EVER!"

And now a rule from the wonderful BloodSuckingFerret

8. I am not Batman

"Did you get it?" Fred Weasley asked his twin.

"Yeah! I love trading with that guy! What's his name again?"

"I don't know. He just calls himself 'The Doctor.' Well, it's time to watch this brilliant looking movie from the future!"

"Excellent!"

After watching The Dark Knight for the third time in a row, the twins were still mesmerized.

"Wicked" they said in unison.

"Oi, Fred!" Said George with a mischievous smile on his face. "Don't you think this movie would greatly entertain the rest of the school?"

"Indeed I do, dear twin. But how will we manage THAT?"

"Simple. We modify a charm we know." George said with a smirk.

"Oh, brilliant! But, I have a four word condition."

"Which is?"

"Dibs. On. The. Joker."

"...Fine."

Minerva McGonagall had a funny feeling. It was almost as if something was about to happen. Oh no. Her Weasley senses were tingling.

Suddenly, the doors in the Great Hall burst open.

"I'm Batman!" Rasped George Weasley. Oh, Merlin.

George Weasley was dressed up as Batman, and Fred Weasley was dressed as... well, Minerva couldn't tell. She supposed it was supposed to be the Joker, but it looked different.

"Wanna know how I got these scars?" Said Fred Weasley/ Joker-like creature.

Minerva had had enough.

"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?"

"We're just acting out this movie." They said in unison.

McGonagall looked at the strange disk in their hands.

"What's this?" She asked.

"It's a DVD." Once again in unison.

"We got it from our trader-" said Fred.

"Along with a DVD player-" said George.

"Both from the future-"

"And both modified magically to work in Hogwarts-"

"As well as the t.v."

"Well," McGonagall replied, "I'm confiscating them both.."

The twins groaned.

It WAS a brilliant movie, Minerva had decided later. Perhaps she'd give Gryffindor a few points for introducing it to her.

Yeah you got a teeny tiny little Doctor Who reference. If anyone wants to write more chapters with ideas from other fandoms be my guess. Just PM me and we'll work something out. I kind of want to make Snape a Batman fan because he already swoops around like a bat. I don't know you tell me your opinion and also give me more ideas for rules. Here I just want to apologize because I might not update as you usually as I like to but I have homework and other stuff I need to do and I also have another big kind of story that I recently started. I'm not giving up on this one but it just won't be my only thing I have to work on. I love you guys are continuing to review and read my crazy stories, thanks for all your support. Keep reading on.

Amy