This is a different one, just a good old fashioned boy's night out with 10, Jack, Mickey, and a couple of the boys from Torchwood. The song is "I've Got Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks.
The guys decided to go to a pub just to hang out and have a few pints. It had been an insane week, and they just needed to unwind. Mickey, who hardly drank anyway, was appointed designated driver, and collected their cell phones to make sure no "drunk dialing (or texting)" took place. It usually started out fine, they'd have a few beers, and some banter would take place. Then they'd throw some darts, and then shoot a bit of pool. However, after about an hour of this, trouble would begin.
Jack and Owen were the biggest problems. Jack had a penchant for picking up strange people and taking them home/going home with them, and Owen got into fights. The Doctor just got silly and would hug random people and told them he loved them. This usually wasn't a problem; they would just hug him back, or in some cases, snog him. However, there were some instances of him having to deal with someone taking it the wrong way and getting punched.
This is where Ianto would come in. Ianto would just have one or two pints and then help Mickey keep the peace. He would have to help break up any fights Owen got himself into, and deal with any jerk that took one of the Doctor's hugs the wrong way. Once that happened, it was time to go home before Owen got arrested and the Doctor got the living daylights beaten out of him.
