ELLO! I AM BACK! SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT! I AM HYPERRRR! ANYWAY, I HAVE A QUESTION.
IS THERE REALLY SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN WALLACE AND WINONA?!
Me: BWAHHHHHAAAAA!
NineTails: ARE YOU ON DRUGS?!
Me: NOOOO! I AM HYPER! I AM READING SOMETHING FUNNY!
Wolf: ...Leaf...*reads what I'm reading* LEAF! LEAF! HHAAAAHHHHAA! (BWAHHAA! SO FUNNY!)
NineTails: WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Fox: flare. flareon eon flare. (they're laughing at the fact that Wallace and Winona had a relationship that might have been romantic in the past)
NineTails: ...ok...T/Ds...
DapieisTasty chapter 8 . Mar 14
Dares again.
Everyone: eat my exploding cream pies then throw them at each other.
Bye
NineTails: ok. alright then... EVERYONE GET THE HECK OVER HERE!
Red: ...
Yellow: wait, eat exploding cream pies then throw them at each other?
NineTails: yes.
Me: ok. LET OUT GOLD AND CRYSTAL!
NineTails: NO! I'M NOT DONE FANGIRLING!
Me: JUST DO IT! DON'T LISTEN TO NINE!
Aqua: ok. Whatev.
*let's out gold and crystal. Gold comes out beaten the crap out of*
NineTails: CRYSTAL! THEY FANS! JUST...
Crystal: HE WAS BEING A IDIOT!
NineTails: I WILL BURN YOU! I AM NOT AFRAID TOO!
Crystal: O_O
Me: well anyway, EAT THIS PIE! THEN THROW YOUR PIE AT EACH OTHER!
Ash: PIE? DID SOMEONE SAY PIE?! GIVE ME PIE!
Me: EAT THE PIE AT SOMEONE RANDOM!
Ash: OK! *eats pie and throws one at Rudy*
Rudy: HEY!
Ash: GET OVER HERE YOU MISTY PERV!
Misty: *sweat drops* ok... *eats pie and throws it at brock's face*
Brock: HEY!
Misty: IT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A PERV!
*After everyone eats their pie and beat the living crap out of each other*
Me: ok...
NineTails: i am so glad that i threw that pie at Orochi...
Me: shut up...
Guest chapter 2 . Mar 12
INCLUDE PEOPLES FROM GUARDIAN SINGS. PLEASE
Me: guardian sings...?
NineTails: uh...
Moon: um. um breon. eon. umbreon. (i'll go search it up)
Me: ...ok... i've never heard of it, and since we just searched it up and found a pokemon ranger game... you helped me learn about another game. thx so much!
NineTails: she's not being sarcastic. she'll do ANYTHING TO LEARN MORE ABOUT POKEMON.
Me: shut up...
NineTails: ...
Me: unfortunately, i couldn't find out much about it, so sorry... maybe you could tell me more about it?
NineTails: ...ok, next.
Pikapal chapter 7 . Mar 13
I am truly scared of the fangirl pit...*shudders*
Anyway!
Ash: dare you to go without food for the whole chapter! You will not survive mwahaha
Misty: I dare you to kiss Gary to make ash jealous!
Red: jump in the fangirl pit!
Yellow: SAVE HIM!
Me: your right to be scared Pika. last time i threw someone in there, they came out bloody and i had to take them to the hospital.
NineTails: who was he again?
Me: that was the people with normal names.
NineTails: such as?
Me: Steven got out 1st since i think he's gotten used to it. Wallace came out 2nd, pretty bruised, Norman fainted.
NineTails: oh yeah.
Me: well anyway... ASH! READ YOUR DARE!
Ash: hm? ...NO! I CAN'T DO THAT! FOOD IS MY LIFE!
Me: TO BAD! INTO THE LOCKED ROOM YOU GO WITH NO FOOD!
Ash: NOOOO-
*Ash is not trapped in the room*
Me: next... MISTY!
Misty: hmm? ...NO!
Me: YES!
Misty: NO!
Me: YOU GET A FREE WATER POKEMON AFTER THIS!
Misty: FINE!
Me: ASH! WATCH THIS!
Ash: hm?
*Misty Randomly kisses Gary*
ASH: ROOOOAAAARRRRR-
NineTails: let me go check on him.
*few minutes later*
NineTails: remind me to never get near Ash when he dosn't get any food and that Misty kisses Gay Oak...
Gary: MY NAME IS GARY!
NineTails: IT'S GAY TO ME!
Me: I HATE GAY OAK! I WILL THROW GAY OAK INSIDE ASH'S ROOM!
Gary: what- NO! NOOOO-
Me: hm? ...Ash is ripping the flesh out of Gary and eating his flesh... O_o
NineTails: ok... RED! YOUR DARE!
Red: ... NOOOO!
*Red is thrown into the pit*
Me: YELLOW! SAVE HIM!
Yellow: huh? but i can't...
Me: THEY'RE TRYING TO KISS HIM!
Yellow: ...ROOAAR! GET AWAY FROM HIM NOW!
Me: ...never try to kiss Red...
Yellow: i'm back.
Me: that was fast.
Yellow: i threatened then with a gun.
Me: WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO USE A GUN?!
Yellow: i dunna.
Me: get away from me...
NineTails: anyway...
Fan chapter 8 . Mar 13
Ash: Punch Rudy in the face after he kisses Misty.
Misty: You either will: a. Go into a forest infested with big Pokemon for two hours or b. Go into the fanBOY. pit for as long as the author likes. * evil laugh*
Everyone: Watch ALL the episodes of Animaniacs.
Everyone but Ash and Misty: I hate all of you! Go into the FanGIRL or fanBOY pit (depending on gender)
Next: While they are busy, Ash,Misty. Do 7min. In heaven in a closet.
Ash,Misty(after 7min.) and hosts: I like all of you, so, YOU ALL GET OREOS!
Bye!
Me: OK! RUDY! KISS MISTY!
Rudy: HAPPILY!
*Rudy kisses Misty*
Misty: HEY!
Me: ASH! JUST PUNCH HIM! NO EATING!
Ah: ROAR! KJJBGHNLHBKBK! (FINE! BE THAT WAY!)
*Ash punches Rudy*
Rudy: OWW!
Me: Ok. Ash, do what ever the hell you want with Rudy now.
Ash: fdidfuviwbkj! (YES!)
Me: Misty... PICK B! PICK B!
Misty: Why?
Me: MISTY! WHICH ONE?! BIG POKEMON OR THE PIT?!
Misty: FINE THE PIT!
Me: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!IN YOU GO FOR THE ENTIRE CHAPTER!
Misty: w-what?!
*Misty is thrown in*
Misty: AHHH! THEY'RE LIKE BUGS! EWWWW! GET ME OUT!
Me: NEVER! AHHHHAAAAAHHHAAAAA
NineTails: ok... EVERYONE TIME TO WATCH THIS ANIMANIACS!
Misty: HOW FOR ME! I'M IN THIS STUPID PIT!
NineTails: THERE IS A TV THERE!
Misty: OK!
*Everyone watches it*
Me: weirdest cartoon ever... but funny at the same time...
Misty: ok...
Me: *sigh* alright... EVERYONE! CMERE! MISTY! YOU CAN GET OUT NOW!
Misty: YES!
Me: ASH! YOU CAN STAY WITH MISTY!
Ash: YAY!
Me: everyone else, LET'S JUMP IN! GIRLS, IN THE FANBOY PIT! BOYS! FANGIRL PIT!
Steven: Why does everyone hate me again?
Me: because your pokemon are a pain in the butt to kill.
Steven: yeah...
Me: WELP, JUMP!
*Everyone jumps in, and you can now here the sound of flesh and screams*
Ash: i feel sorry for them.
Misty: i don't.
Ash: hm? this is our dare? ...YES!
Fox: flare...f-flare... (i managed to get out just to shove you into the closet...)
Ash: ok.
*Ash and Misty are shoved in*
Fox: f-flare... flare? FLARE! FLARREEE (phew. why am i slipping? WAIT, WHAT NO! HAVING MERCY! LORD ARCEUS HELP ME!)
*After 7 minutes of torture*
Me: i regret to inform you that everyone except me, the eeveelutions, NineTails and Ash and Misty had to go to the hospital.
NineTails: THANK YOU SO MUCH 4 LE COOKIES!
Me: they're Oreos.
NineTails: THEY'RE COOKIES TO ME!
Me: yeah... THX FOR THE OREOS!
NineTails: hmm... i see. Wallace and Winona survived, huh?
Me: ...YES! THROW THEM IN THE CLOSET TOGETHER!
NineTails: are they even a shipping?
Me: THEY ARE!
NineTails: ok.
Me: INTO THE CLOSET YOU GO!
Wallace: NOOO-
Winona: THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Yeah... I LOVE THE WALLACEXWINONA SHIPPING! I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS!
PLEASE REVIEW!
