ELLO! I AM BACK! SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT! I AM HYPERRRR! ANYWAY, I HAVE A QUESTION.

IS THERE REALLY SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN WALLACE AND WINONA?!

Me: BWAHHHHHAAAAA!

NineTails: ARE YOU ON DRUGS?!

Me: NOOOO! I AM HYPER! I AM READING SOMETHING FUNNY!

Wolf: ...Leaf...*reads what I'm reading* LEAF! LEAF! HHAAAAHHHHAA! (BWAHHAA! SO FUNNY!)

NineTails: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Fox: flare. flareon eon flare. (they're laughing at the fact that Wallace and Winona had a relationship that might have been romantic in the past)

NineTails: ...ok...T/Ds...

DapieisTasty chapter 8 . Mar 14

Dares again.
Everyone: eat my exploding cream pies then throw them at each other.
Bye

NineTails: ok. alright then... EVERYONE GET THE HECK OVER HERE!

Red: ...

Yellow: wait, eat exploding cream pies then throw them at each other?

NineTails: yes.

Me: ok. LET OUT GOLD AND CRYSTAL!

NineTails: NO! I'M NOT DONE FANGIRLING!

Me: JUST DO IT! DON'T LISTEN TO NINE!

Aqua: ok. Whatev.

*let's out gold and crystal. Gold comes out beaten the crap out of*

NineTails: CRYSTAL! THEY FANS! JUST...

Crystal: HE WAS BEING A IDIOT!

NineTails: I WILL BURN YOU! I AM NOT AFRAID TOO!

Crystal: O_O

Me: well anyway, EAT THIS PIE! THEN THROW YOUR PIE AT EACH OTHER!

Ash: PIE? DID SOMEONE SAY PIE?! GIVE ME PIE!

Me: EAT THE PIE AT SOMEONE RANDOM!

Ash: OK! *eats pie and throws one at Rudy*

Rudy: HEY!

Ash: GET OVER HERE YOU MISTY PERV!

Misty: *sweat drops* ok... *eats pie and throws it at brock's face*

Brock: HEY!

Misty: IT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A PERV!

*After everyone eats their pie and beat the living crap out of each other*

Me: ok...

NineTails: i am so glad that i threw that pie at Orochi...

Me: shut up...

Guest chapter 2 . Mar 12

INCLUDE PEOPLES FROM GUARDIAN SINGS. PLEASE

Me: guardian sings...?

NineTails: uh...

Moon: um. um breon. eon. umbreon. (i'll go search it up)

Me: ...ok... i've never heard of it, and since we just searched it up and found a pokemon ranger game... you helped me learn about another game. thx so much!

NineTails: she's not being sarcastic. she'll do ANYTHING TO LEARN MORE ABOUT POKEMON.

Me: shut up...

NineTails: ...

Me: unfortunately, i couldn't find out much about it, so sorry... maybe you could tell me more about it?

NineTails: ...ok, next.

Pikapal chapter 7 . Mar 13

I am truly scared of the fangirl pit...*shudders*
Anyway!
Ash: dare you to go without food for the whole chapter! You will not survive mwahaha

Misty: I dare you to kiss Gary to make ash jealous!

Red: jump in the fangirl pit!

Yellow: SAVE HIM!

Me: your right to be scared Pika. last time i threw someone in there, they came out bloody and i had to take them to the hospital.

NineTails: who was he again?

Me: that was the people with normal names.

NineTails: such as?

Me: Steven got out 1st since i think he's gotten used to it. Wallace came out 2nd, pretty bruised, Norman fainted.

NineTails: oh yeah.

Me: well anyway... ASH! READ YOUR DARE!

Ash: hm? ...NO! I CAN'T DO THAT! FOOD IS MY LIFE!

Me: TO BAD! INTO THE LOCKED ROOM YOU GO WITH NO FOOD!

Ash: NOOOO-

*Ash is not trapped in the room*

Me: next... MISTY!

Misty: hmm? ...NO!

Me: YES!

Misty: NO!

Me: YOU GET A FREE WATER POKEMON AFTER THIS!

Misty: FINE!

Me: ASH! WATCH THIS!

Ash: hm?

*Misty Randomly kisses Gary*

ASH: ROOOOAAAARRRRR-

NineTails: let me go check on him.

*few minutes later*

NineTails: remind me to never get near Ash when he dosn't get any food and that Misty kisses Gay Oak...

Gary: MY NAME IS GARY!

NineTails: IT'S GAY TO ME!

Me: I HATE GAY OAK! I WILL THROW GAY OAK INSIDE ASH'S ROOM!

Gary: what- NO! NOOOO-

Me: hm? ...Ash is ripping the flesh out of Gary and eating his flesh... O_o

NineTails: ok... RED! YOUR DARE!

Red: ... NOOOO!

*Red is thrown into the pit*

Me: YELLOW! SAVE HIM!

Yellow: huh? but i can't...

Me: THEY'RE TRYING TO KISS HIM!

Yellow: ...ROOAAR! GET AWAY FROM HIM NOW!

Me: ...never try to kiss Red...

Yellow: i'm back.

Me: that was fast.

Yellow: i threatened then with a gun.

Me: WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO USE A GUN?!

Yellow: i dunna.

Me: get away from me...

NineTails: anyway...

Fan chapter 8 . Mar 13

Ash: Punch Rudy in the face after he kisses Misty.
Misty: You either will: a. Go into a forest infested with big Pokemon for two hours or b. Go into the fanBOY. pit for as long as the author likes. * evil laugh*

Everyone: Watch ALL the episodes of Animaniacs.

Everyone but Ash and Misty: I hate all of you! Go into the FanGIRL or fanBOY pit (depending on gender)
Next: While they are busy, Ash,Misty. Do 7min. In heaven in a closet.
Ash,Misty(after 7min.) and hosts: I like all of you, so, YOU ALL GET OREOS!
Bye!

Me: OK! RUDY! KISS MISTY!

Rudy: HAPPILY!

*Rudy kisses Misty*

Misty: HEY!

Me: ASH! JUST PUNCH HIM! NO EATING!

Ah: ROAR! KJJBGHNLHBKBK! (FINE! BE THAT WAY!)

*Ash punches Rudy*

Rudy: OWW!

Me: Ok. Ash, do what ever the hell you want with Rudy now.

Ash: fdidfuviwbkj! (YES!)

Me: Misty... PICK B! PICK B!

Misty: Why?

Me: MISTY! WHICH ONE?! BIG POKEMON OR THE PIT?!

Misty: FINE THE PIT!

Me: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!IN YOU GO FOR THE ENTIRE CHAPTER!

Misty: w-what?!

*Misty is thrown in*

Misty: AHHH! THEY'RE LIKE BUGS! EWWWW! GET ME OUT!

Me: NEVER! AHHHHAAAAAHHHAAAAA

NineTails: ok... EVERYONE TIME TO WATCH THIS ANIMANIACS!

Misty: HOW FOR ME! I'M IN THIS STUPID PIT!

NineTails: THERE IS A TV THERE!

Misty: OK!

*Everyone watches it*

Me: weirdest cartoon ever... but funny at the same time...

Misty: ok...

Me: *sigh* alright... EVERYONE! CMERE! MISTY! YOU CAN GET OUT NOW!

Misty: YES!

Me: ASH! YOU CAN STAY WITH MISTY!

Ash: YAY!

Me: everyone else, LET'S JUMP IN! GIRLS, IN THE FANBOY PIT! BOYS! FANGIRL PIT!

Steven: Why does everyone hate me again?

Me: because your pokemon are a pain in the butt to kill.

Steven: yeah...

Me: WELP, JUMP!

*Everyone jumps in, and you can now here the sound of flesh and screams*

Ash: i feel sorry for them.

Misty: i don't.

Ash: hm? this is our dare? ...YES!

Fox: flare...f-flare... (i managed to get out just to shove you into the closet...)

Ash: ok.

*Ash and Misty are shoved in*

Fox: f-flare... flare? FLARE! FLARREEE (phew. why am i slipping? WAIT, WHAT NO! HAVING MERCY! LORD ARCEUS HELP ME!)

*After 7 minutes of torture*

Me: i regret to inform you that everyone except me, the eeveelutions, NineTails and Ash and Misty had to go to the hospital.

NineTails: THANK YOU SO MUCH 4 LE COOKIES!

Me: they're Oreos.

NineTails: THEY'RE COOKIES TO ME!

Me: yeah... THX FOR THE OREOS!

NineTails: hmm... i see. Wallace and Winona survived, huh?

Me: ...YES! THROW THEM IN THE CLOSET TOGETHER!

NineTails: are they even a shipping?

Me: THEY ARE!

NineTails: ok.

Me: INTO THE CLOSET YOU GO!

Wallace: NOOO-

Winona: THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

Yeah... I LOVE THE WALLACEXWINONA SHIPPING! I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS!

PLEASE REVIEW!