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Chapter 9: The Findings & Adventure
Everyone is in Duncan's Room…
Duncan: How the heck did all of our girls end up on the magazine? Uh, Guys?
None of the guys are really paying attention because they are looking through the magazine…
Duncan: (slams down the magazine) Guys, focus!
Tyler: Look Duncan, I do not think this is such a huge deal. I mean, all of our girls are quite attractive.
Owen: Yeah, maybe the guy at the party, what was his name? James Newton. Maybe he was able to get the girls into doing stuff for his franchise.
Duncan: No. There's more to it than just that. How many times has your girl called you since the party?
Tyler: Well, none.
Trent: Zero.
Harold: Uhhhhhhh…. (Fantasizing about LeShawna)
Duncan: HAROLD!
Harold: What? Okay, she has not called me.
Owen: Me neither. I have not even gotten an e-mail from my little hyena.
Duncan: Hyena?
Owen: What?! She likes it.
Trent: Actually, I have not been in any contact with Gwen since the party either.
Duncan: Exactly! There has to be something suspicious.
Geoff: Duncan's right. When I tried calling Bridgette for about the 100th time, I finally got a hold of her and all she said was, "Geoff, listen, I need he…" and then the line was dead. When I called again, the line was disconnected.
Tyler, Harold, Owen, Trent: Ohh, that's harsh.
Geoff: No, I think someone else disconnected the line.
Harold: Look, I still do not think that that is a cry for help.
Trent: Harold's right. Our girls will come around. And maybe we'll be able to visit them. Right now, we should relax and enjoy each other's company. (Opens can of soda)
Tyler: Dude, what's that? I haven't seen that soda before.
Trent: Oh, it's that new Bunny Tale drink they gave us at the party. I decided to finally try it.
Duncan: Bunny Tale? Wait a sec. isn't that stuff alcoholic?
Trent: No, if I recall, James said that he gave us the one titled un-alcoholic.
Duncan: Let me see that can.
Trent: Can't I finish it first?
Duncan: Fine.
Harold: Oh wait; I have one of those too. I haven't drunk it yet.
Duncan: Excellent!
Owen: What are you going to do with it?
Duncan: (brings out laptop) I'm going to do some research about this new drink.
After minutes of searching…
Geoff: There it is! Bunny Tale, a new drink, concocted by the people at Bunnies Inc, is currently under cont- contro-
Harold: Controversy! Idiot.
Geoff: I heard that!!
Harold: The drink is said to have two flavors, alcoholic and un-alcoholic. Now, most people would buy this drink for kids under the un-alcoholic level. However, many tests and experiments have made the conclusion that un-alcoholic Bunny Tale is worse than alcoholic.
Tyler: There's more. Four people took part in an experiment. A male-female team drank the alcoholic Bunny Tale and another male-female team tried the un-alcoholic Bunny Tale. After two days of study, the alcoholic team showed signs of regular drunkenness, some blurred vision, slouchy, and a little mismanaged.
Owen: However, the un-alcoholic team showed signs of extreme drunkenness, they were nearly blind, they fainted a few hours into it, and when they woke up, even a genius could not understand them.
Duncan: Bunny Tale has been taken out of the markets of Canada until further progress and results are brought to the table.
Geoff: Wow! This is incredible! Wait, Trent, are you… (gasp)
All the others (except Trent): (gasp)
Trent: OOOOHHHHHH!! I don't feel… BLLEEHHHH!! (vomit projecting from mouth)
Duncan: Oh man, on my bed I have yet to sleep in for months!
Trent: WOOOAAAHHH!! (crashes into wall and faints on floor)
Owen: Holy Shorts! That must be how the girls got into the business.
Harold: Not just that. When we were coming home on the bus, I noticed that everyone was acting weird.
(Flashback)(On bus)
Geoff: WOOOO HOOO!! That was the best party ever! (Faints into chair)
Tyler: (vomits) True dat!! (Faints)
Duncan: I could go to a million parties and not have as much fun as I did there. (Smashes head into Ezekiel's and Noah's heads, all faint)
Trent: Hey can you guys keep it down? I'm trying to practice.
Owen: Ohhhh, SHUT UP! (Smashes guitar in face, then faints)
Trent: My GUITAR!! (Weeping)
(End of Flashback)
Geoff: Wow, I do not even remember that night.
Harold: See?!
Duncan: So, that guy, James, must have drunken the girls just to get them to be part of Bunnies Inc.
Owen: Wow, who would have thought of that?
Geoff: Who cares man? We need a plan to get our girls out of there?
Tyler: Yeah, but what?
Duncan: Easy, we get into one of our cars, drive over there and bust them out.
Tyler: Uh, I don't have my license yet.
Harold: Me neither.
Owen: I'm grounded from my car.
Geoff: Yeah, me too.
Duncan: Okay, this is going to be harder than I thought. And with Trent unconscious, it will be even tougher because we will have to carry them.
Owen: Well, the report says it would wear off in a couple of days.
Duncan: No, it said that the people acted badly throughout the week.
Owen: Oh, right.
Tyler: Wait, Duncan, didn't you steal a cop car to go see Courtney?
Duncan: Yeah, what's your point?
Tyler: Well, if you can hijack another car that can fit all of us, then we could get to the Palace and save the girls.
Duncan: Nice plan, poindexter. Just one problem.
Tyler: What?
Duncan: We'll all go to jail for grand theft auto. And I'm already tired of juvy.
Geoff: Dude, I think that it's worth it. The girls deserve better than what they are going through. They may want to do what they are doing, but deep down, they feel like they are a pawn in some one else's game. And in this case, they are.
Owen: I'm willing to go to jail to save my hyena.
Tyler: Me too, minus the hyena part, but for Lindsay.
Harold: I would do it for LeShawna.
Trent: HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!! (still a little unconscious)
Geoff: Duncan, we are all in this. Would you let Courtney down?
Duncan: NO!
Geoff: All right, let's do it.
All: AAAHHHHHH!!
Later that night…
Duncan: Okay, let's go.
They are out of the house and notice a black SUV on the other side of the street…
Geoff: There's one.
Duncan: Man, I am not driving an SUV out here.
Tyler: Dude, it's the only car out here.
Owen (with Tyler over his shoulder, still drunk): Tyler's right. It's now or never.
Duncan: Err, fine.
Duncan jiggles the lock and hot-wires the car in about five minutes. They are about to leave when…
Neighbor: Hey, you!!
Geoff: Oh, snap. Go! Go! Go!
Duncan takes off…
Neighbor: You won't get away with this. Come back here.
Harold: Phew! That was close.
15 minutes in, they are about five minutes away when…
RER! RER! RER! RER! (Blue and Red lights flashing)
Owen: Oh man. It's the heat!
Duncan: We're almost there. Just a little more…
Officer (car side-by-side with police car, from loudspeaker): PULL OVER, NOW!
Duncan: Make Us!
The cars go into a bumper battle with one another when…
Harold: Hey, it's the exit.
Duncan: Just… one… more… hit.
The police car hits the SUV, which sets the vehicle in the exit lane while the police are still on the highway…
Officer (in passenger seat): Err, Damn it, Damn it, Damn it!!
Meanwhile…
Tyler: This is it!
Owen: All or Nothing.
Harold: The battle we have been waiting for.
Geoff: All for one and one for all.
Trent: RRREEEEEERR!! ((sigh) still drunk)
Duncan: Uh, right. There it is! Bunny Palace!
Thrilling chapter huh!? Will the guys save their damsels in distress? Will Chris click the red button again? Will all the boys go to prison? Find out soon!
Okay guys, I think I have about two or three chapters left in this story. I appreciate all the wonderful reviews. Also, thank you for all the viewers who have kept with the story and the Total Drama Island Series. Think. It's October and TDI started in the U.S. on June 5, 2008. Only six episodes left. Hang in there! I'm sure the creators appreciate your viewership and support.
