Goose: Hello, Earthlings. I am from the planet Nagi. Bow down to Supreme Overlord Nagihiko.

Dwarfy: She's loopy today.

Goose: I do not know this 'loopy' of which you speak.

Dwarfy: I will start ignoring you now.

Goose: If you ignore me, I will be quiet. The quiet ones are always evil masterminds.

Dwarfy: You're already an evil mastermind.

Goose: Nagi-sama is an evil mastermind. I am not worthy!

Dwarfy: This idiot doesn't own Shugo Chara. Or... Taylor Lautner and Kevin Jonas? But she does own Emo Comb.

Recap

"You made out with my sister?!"

Normal POV

Nagihiko stared at Kukai. How could his best friend do this to him? How could his best friend kiss his sister?! Did he totally forget The Rule? God, this was so messed up...

"Dude, calm down, I didn't make out with your sister," Kukai said, holding his hands up in surrender. Nagihiko stared at him in disbelief. Was he really supposed to fall for that?

"Do you really expect me to believe that?" he asked harshly. Rima stood up from her seat and Nadeshiko put a hand on her brother's arm.

"Onii-chan, please calm down. I'm fine," Nadeshiko said nervously, looking at her brother with worried eyes. Nagihiko looked at her for a minute, then back at Kukai. He could've sworn he saw a faint trace of a smirk on the soccer players face.

WHAM!

Kukai staggered back, holding a hand to his now bruised face. Nagihiko lowered his arm and looked at the boy in shock. What had he just done? Did he really just punch his best friend in the face?!

"K-Kukai, I'm so-" Nagihiko's apology was interrupted by a kick in the gut. Wincing as he clutched his stomach, Nagihiko looked at Kukai's face, where the smirk was now totally obvious.

"Kukai!" Nadeshiko gasped as Rima helped Nagihiko stay balanced. Kukai glared at Nadeshiko. Why was she taking his side? Nagihiko had freaked out and made a false accusation, and Nadeshiko was standing up for him? Kukai walked away, his back stiff.

I wasn't lying, he thought, but I wasn't telling the truth either. 'Course we didn't make out. I just kissed her, that's all.

Nadeshiko looked sadly after Kukai for several moments before turning her attention to her brother. He was mostly recovered, but he still winced slightly when he moved.

"Rima, we should probably head home..." Nadeshiko whispered, glancing around at the people in the mall, who were now staring at the trio.

"But we came to get food..."

"NOO! NOO FOOD FOAR YOUSS!!!! HISS!!!" screamed a random lady walking by. She looked oddly familiar...

"Deja vu much?" Nagihiko whispered to Rima. "Why do I get the feeling I know her?"

"Maybe we knew her in a past life?" Rima suggested.

"YOU ARE BAAaAaAaANED FROM THIS MALL!" the crazy lady who looked incredibly familiar screeched before shooing the three out of the mall.

"AND IVANNA-ONEE-SAN WAS RIGHT! YOU TWO SHOULD HAVE KIDS!"

Rima and Nagihiko gagged, hoping she meant someone else. They all heard someone yell, "Iemhee Scock! What have I told you about scaring away the customers?!"

Erasing that memory from their minds, Nadeshiko and Nagihiko walked Rima home. At her front door, Rima thanked them both before standing on her toes and giving Nagihiko a quick peck on the cheek. Blushing, she closed the door, and Nadeshiko was left with her love-sick brother.

"Let's go, onii-chan," Nadeshiko said quietly, snapping Nagihiko back to his senses. Nagihiko nodded and followed Nadeshiko down the street. They walked in silence for a while before Nadeshiko asked timidly, "Are you mad at Kukai?"

Nagihiko thought for a moment before saying slowly, "Not exactly mad... but a little bit... betrayed..." Nadeshiko looked at her brother in confusion. Nagihiko continued, "I just wish he had told me how he felt about you before going off and kissing you."

Nadeshiko smiled at how much the boy cared about her. "Y'know, we didn't make out," she said. "It was just a little kiss..." Nagihiko smiled at her and took her hand in his as they walked side by side.

"I know. And I'm sorry I overreacted," he said, grinning sheepishly.

"It's okay," Nadeshiko reassured him. "But you do realize I'm going to have to get revenge." They walked into their house and Nagihiko looked at her curiously as she went over to the refrigerator.

"Wha-" Nagihiko was cut off as a spoonful of mashed potatoes hit him in the face. He turned and looked at Nadeshiko, who was smirking, twiddling the spoon between her fingers with a container of microwavable mashed potatoes in her other hand.

Nagihiko sighed and walked over to her. Taking the mashed potatoes out of her hand, he flipped the container upside down and dropped it on top of her head. Her hair now sticky with potato, Nadeshiko smirked, twitching, and grabbed a carton of orange juice out of the refrigerator. Unscrewing the cap, she poured the whole thing over her brother's head.

"Why you-" Nagihiko spluttered, his hair and body dripping with juice (though he had to admit, this wasn't as bad as the nuclear chemicals, even if it did sting his eyes quite a bit more). Shivering from the cold juice, he grabbed a package of string cheese and dumped it all over the already mashed potato-ed girl.

Being the silly children they are, they continued to fling the contents of the refrigerator all over each other until their mother came in, saw the horrific mess, made them clean up the kitchen floor/counter/other furniture and stuff with their tongues, threatened that if they reported her for child abuse she'd go all ninja starfish on them, and then sent them to Nadeshiko's room, because Nagihiko's was still under construction after Rhythm blew it up with an eraser and bottle of saline.

"So... now what?" Nagihiko asked, looking at Nadeshiko, who was now temporarily blond from the potatoes. Nadeshiko shrugged, took out a comb, and began trying to work the food out of her hair. Nagihiko heard a ping, and looked up to see a light bulb above his head.

"Rhythm, please stop acting like this is some story where a light bulb appears above your head whenever you have an idea," Nagihiko sighed. Rhythm muttered an apology before flying off to save the remnants of his pet eraser from Nagihiko's room.

"What was your idea?" Nadeshiko asked, looking up from her combing (which was not going too well).

"Well, as long as Kukai thinks I'm mad at him, I might as well act like I'm mad at him."

Midnight, Kukai's House

Kukai was enjoying his deep sleep when a sharp pain in his arm woke him up. He looked to the side and saw a figure in the dark hunched over him, holding what looked like a knife.

. . .

"AAAHHH!!!" Kukai's scream caused the intruder to stumble backwards. Acting quick, Kukai sat up and reached for his lamp. Turning on the light, he looked at the floor and was shocked to see Nagihiko sitting there, in his hand a... pastel green comb?

"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!" Kukai shouted.

"I WAS BORED AND WANTED TO USE AN EMO COMB ON SOMEONE!" Nagihiko yelled back.

"WHY?!"

"CAUSE TADASE CALLED ME SAYING HIS NEW PANTS WERE BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD TWO PEOPLE AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO COME OVER ANY TRY!"

Kukai stared.

"...That's just sick," he said after a moment of silence. (A/N: Moment of silence? OMG! Who died? Was it all those demented Nagi fangirls that have prevented me from showing my true colors? Can I claim all rights to Nagi now?)

"Yeah, I know," Nagihiko replied, standing up. "And then I got an email from Taylor Lautner saying some chick named Bree tried to make him and Tsukasa make out." (A/N: Playing in the Snow reference X3)

Again, Kukai stared.

"Then Bree sent me an email that was basically, 'OMG NAGEH I WUV YEW! YEW CAN'T BE GOOSIE'S, I LURVE U 2 MUCH!!1! X3' and I was like... who are you?"

Kukai stared even more before saying, "You know Taylor Lautner?"

Nagihiko nodded. "I had to save him from some Rimahiko fangirls who were trying to make him and Kevin Jonas cosplay as me and Rima."

"... Kevin Jonas is a guy..."

"I'm aware of that," Nagihiko sighed, stretching. He put the comb in his pocket and thought for a moment, then said, "How have your brothers not woken up?"

"They're all lazy bums."

Nagihiko glared. "Lazy bums are people, too, y'know."

"Right. Sorry. Hey, aren't we supposed to be mad at each other?"

It was obvious that he had forgotten that they were displeased with each other, for Nagihiko looked momentarily confused before exclaiming, "Right!" and jumping out the window. Sighing, Kukai turned off the light, rolled over, and tried to get some sleep.

With Temari and Rhythm

"So, Rhythm, how the heck do you blow up a room with an eraser and a bottle of saline?!" Temari roared. Rhythm shrugged nervously.

"Well... y'know... Eraser-chan and Saline-kun never really got along well... and it was one of their worse days... Saline-kun was being really mean to Eraser-chan, and I tried to tell them to calm down, and they both blew up on me. Literally."

Temari sighed at her little brother's hopelessness.

Goose: And that's it! Sorry if it sucks! Also, I don't hate-hate Tadase (but I don't like him either), I really don't know where that came from...

Dwarfy: Tell them why you haven't updated.

Goose: Ah, yes, there were certain stickydations...

Dwarfy: Situations.

Goose: Yeah, that... so... you won't get the whole Iemhee Scock thing unless you read They've Finally Bonded by TranquillityX! I don't own Ivanna Suckhi Scock, and thanks for letting me invent/use her new little sister! -huggles-

Dwarfy: R&R. THAT MEANS YOU!

Goose: Also, Bree belongs to Tequila-chan!