Meef's POV
Well… it took a half-robot cat, a chair armrest, a few Kagamine Len songs and about 2 hours of nothing but watching Invader ZIM, but Valerie finally left and the chaos stopped working its' evil magic. Lento and Shadow were both exhausted, falling asleep on either side of me, and I was busy typing away at the summaries for me/my friend's RP on my laptop.
I felt it was getting a bit late, and the computer gave me the warning that my laptop would log me out in 1 minute, so I quickly saved my work and closed the chat history window, the only other window that was open at the moment, and shut down my laptop. I put it on the table beside me and wondered if Shadow and Lento were even still awake anymore.
"Shadow~" I whispered playfully, poking his nose and brushing some of his bangs out of his face. "You awake?~" he moaned and only curled more closer to me.
"Five more minutes…" he mumbled. I blinked. Was that what everyone said when they didn't wanna wake up in the morning? I always said "IT WASN'T ME!" or "I DIDN'T DO IT!" then I fell out of bed, but that habit was broken when Lento and Shadow started sleeping virtually on top of me.
"Nooo, you have to wake up now~" I ruffled his hair gently, but he only moaned again. I growled and grabbed his ponytail, giving it a yank.
"OWWW OKAY OKAY I'M AWAKE!" he screamed and almost fell off the couch. I smiled at him.
"That's more like it, soldier~" I patted his head.
"'Soldier'?" he asked, tilting his head. "What are we to you, slaves?"
"No, no, I was just saying that as an expression~" I giggled and picked Lento up bridal-style. He was so light I bet my little brother would be able to carry him.
"What time is it?" Shadow asked, looking around for a clock.
"It's 9:04," my dad provided, accurately. "Your bed time."
"Dad, don't you think it's stupid to put two 14 year-old boys and a 13 year-old girl to bed at 9:00?" I whined.
"No, that's what time all the kiddies go to bed."
"Who said we were kiddies?"
"I did~"
Sigh.
"Well, go get ready for bed."
"Fiiine…"
I walked up the stairs, carefully balancing Lento in my arms so I wouldn't bang his head on the handrail on the way up. Shadow was following quietly behind me. I walked into my room and put Lento down on the bed. He moved around a bit, having missed the warmth of my arms, but I just left him there as I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth.
"HUY GUYZ, WUZZUP? THE SKY, OR THE MIRROR!" my youngest brother, Meekle, screamed as he ran up the stairs and into his room, giggling like a mad person… wait, he is a mad person… oh well.
"The sky." I replied.
"INCORRECT, SIRRR~" he yelled back from his room.
"I'm a girl, for your information." I sighed.
"No fuuuun~" he pouted, poking his head into the bathroom when I began brushing my teeth. "It's more fun when Lento does it~" he smirked. "He always protests that he's a boy and then he rants about how many times I've called him a prissy little lady, then he'll usually get all embarrassed after~" he giggled as I spit out my toothpaste into the sink.
"You really shouldn't tease him, you know," Shadow replied, having been standing beside me while I was talking to Meekle. "One day he might set you on fire for calling him a girl… I know, I've seen it happen to someone."
"YOU SAW A DUDE GET SET ON FIRE FOR CALLING LENTO A GIRL!" he screamed and ran into his room, slamming the door loudly like he does with every door he closes.
"No slamming doors, guys!" my dad called up to us from his couch, not wanting to come upstairs to tuck us into bed yet. I finished off brushing my teeth and put my brush back on the little ledge that I usually put it on. Shadow and I walked back into my room to find that Lento had gotten up and was looking at us, blinking his eyes sleepily.
"Go back to sleep, Lento," I said. "We'll be there in a second." He nodded lazily and sunk back down under the covers of my bed, curled into a ball. Shadow walked around my mound of stuff-I'm-getting-rid-of and crawled into bed beside him, closing his eyes. I walked around the mound as well and turned on my lamp, also putting my glasses back in their case for tomorrow morning in the process. I walked to my door and flicked the switch beside it, turning out all the lights in my room except for my lamp.
I did a few more things before I crawled into bed in between Shadow and Lento so that Green wouldn't murder Shadow if he woke up in the middle of the night, and fell asleep.
I looked at the sky. A river of beautiful shooting stars rushed across the sky, as if they were all late for an important meeting, and I heard the cracking of a fire behind me. I looked back, the fire approaching me.
I wanted to run, but I couldn't find the strength to. It came closer and closer, so close that I could touch it if I just reached out my hand to it, but it never burnt me.
Instead, it solidified into a figure… a human, almost. Only, this one had dark red bat wings and was holding a spear in his hands… pointed towards me…
Again I wanted to run, but I couldn't, my feet being planted firmly in the ground, and the figure lunged at me, stabbing me through the chest in the process—
"GAH!" I screamed as I shot upright from my nightmare. What was that all about? I didn't remember my dream clearly enough to remember why I was so scared. I heard two moans behind me and looked back to see that Lento and Shadow were slowly waking up.
"Meef, why're you so loud?" Lento complained. I checked his eyes. Purple.
"Well sorry for having a nightmare!" I shot him a glare and crawled over Shadow and out of bed. Shadow, however, didn't get out of bed after me. He just rolled over and made himself welcome curled up against Lento.
"What do you think you're doing!" he half-screamed at Shadow, trying to get Shadow's arms unravelled from around his waist, but Shadow only pulled himself closer to Lento. I giggled and just watched from the doorway. Lento looked at me and pouted, his eyes back to blue.
"Can you get Shadow offa me?" he whined, and I shook my head, leaving him alone to deal with the half-asleep Shadow.
"I want you…" Shadow yawned, blinking his eyes open slowly, looking up at Lento and blushing slightly. "Can I have you?"
"W-what!" Lento's entire face went red as Shadow crawled up closer to his face, so that their lips were inches apart.
"I asked if I could have you…" Shadow sniffled. "Please?" he gave Lento a little peck on the lips and then nuzzled his head into Lento's shoulder.
"N-no, now get off!" Lento's blush didn't ease up at all as he attempted again to push Shadow away, but with no success. I, being a small-time fan of yaoi, was secretly wishing that they'd kiss again, but deeper. It was not to be, though, as Shadow suddenly shot his eyes open fully and blushed madly.
"S-s-sorry!" he pushed away from Lento, causing him to fall off the bed. He squeaked and looked at me, blushing still, as he stood up and walked towards me, hiding behind me and peeking out at Lento.
"W-whaaa…" Lento was in a bit of a shock as he brushed his fingers over his own lips gently before finally hopping out of bed so that we could all get downstairs. While Shadow and Lento were busy trying not to get attacked by my dog, I went downstairs to start taking my shower.
About 10 minutes later, I finished my shower, got dressed, and rushed back upstairs to put my nightgown on my bed for the next night. I brushed my hair and grabbed a hair tie, just in case, and put it around my wrist. When I was satisfied, I ran back downstairs to see that the dog was still attacking Lento and Shadow, somehow both at the same time. I giggled.
"Bonnieeee~" I called her, and instantly she whipped away from Shadow and Lento and zoomed over to me, wagging her tail madly.
"It's the Bon-Bon~" my brother, Sniffer, walked down the stairs and pet Bonnie up, making sure that she felt loved. While he did that, I walked towards Lento and Shadow, being casual and socializing with them as we settled down on the couch. I turned on my laptop and while it loaded, Meekle woke up and bounded down the stairs, turning on the TV and watching some cartoons on Nick. I looked up at the screen and was surprised that it was Invader ZIM that was on this early in the morning. I guessed it was a recording from the previous evening and just kept typing around on my laptop.
"Hey, Meef…" Lento asked me, and I looked at him. "Who's that?" he pointed at a username that was currently online in Chatango. It was Teiku.
"That's Teiku, or Pylime if you wanted to know the real person." I started Skype up and saw that Pylime was already online.
Pylime: Hello~
Meef: MEEF!
Pylime: lol, so casual~
Meef: ikr?~
Pylime: did you sleep well?
Meef: yup, and I got my daily serving of yaoi this morning~
Pylime: … okay, what happened?
Meef: WEEEELL, Shadow was super tired this morning and he started telling Lento that he wanted him, which made things get awkward for me so I just slipped out from under the covers to go to the doorway, then Shadow started kissing Lento, then he snapped out of his trance and apologized instantly XDDD
Pylime: *nosebleed* oh god… SO SEXY~
Pylime: *throws Ermalee in the drowning box with a load of bricks* now, where were we?
Meef: continue?
Pylime: suuure~
I smiled and opened up the chat for Teiku's account, so that we could RP.
"Can I talk to Pylime for a second?" Lento asked. I looked at him.
"Er, yeah, I guess…" I replied.
Meef: Hold on, Lento wants to talk to you for a second.
Pylime: Okay~
I gave him the laptop.
Meef: err hi…
Pylime: hi there~
I saw him blush when she replied. I giggled and Shadow watched him type, curiously.
Meef: umm…
Pylime: how're you?
Meef: tiredddd…
Pylime: lol I know how you feel~
Pylime: but usually when I wake up I usually wake up from a dream about a sitcom, then I get all hyper, lol
Meef: is that so?~
I blinked at his enthusiasm and looked at his eye color. It was Green. No surprise there.
Pylime: yeah~ so, how'd YOU sleep?
Meef: I slept okay, I especially liked my dream though~
Pylime: oh?
Meef: I had a dream whereihsg9pu;ibf v vvvvvvvvfdsd
I quickly pushed my hand down onto his on the keyboard so that he wouldn't be able to finish, and he pouted at me.
"What gives?" he asked.
"What was your dream about?"
"Well, it started out like…" the rest of his talking has been censored out by me for the more sensitive viewers who don't like dissection and/or sex with 2 males involved.
"DON'T TELL HER THAT YOU DUMMEH!" I slapped him on the cheek and he whimpered. I checked his eyes again. Blue. Much better.
Pylime: umm, are you okay?
I grabbed the laptop away from Lento to reply.
Meef: he's fine, just… it was Green about to type in what his dream was about, so I didn't trust him and I cut him off :P
Pylime: oh… well thank goodness you did X'D
Meef: yupyupyup~
Pylime: anyways, continuing~
Me and Pylime roleplayed for a while, and when she left, I started typing up my Facebook project status. I didn't have a Facebook account, so I had no idea what to do exactly, but the template that my teacher provided proved useful to me. Shadow and Lento just watched me, having nothing better to do, when my mom walked into the room holding a brown package. I blinked at it.
"Wuzzat?" I asked. She gave it to me to unwrap.
"You'll find out." She smiled at me and walked back out of the room. I ripped apart the brown paper that was separating me and my package, and I pulled out this long-haired purple wig. I grinned, but Shadow and Lento looked confused.
DUN DUN DUUUUUN~ ANOTHER CHAPTER! LE GASP!
Okay, so the main reason I didn't upload for so long was because I was having mood swings, plus my chat history was being erased, so I had to rapidly type up the summaries for that history (RP) before it disappeared XD
So anyways, review of you liked it/hated it/wish it was a person so that you could tie it to the top of a flagpole XD
~Meef
