This story is so ridiculous it's not funny. I have come up with another random bout of drivel in my head and.. whelp... here it comes! This is AU, but will kind of stick to the current story line in ways. The character are pretty much OOC, because really, what do I know about the real Colby, Joseph, or Jonathan other than what is put on their TV characters. Yes, my character is pretty much the definition of Mary-Sue. If that bothers you, find another damn story! =D

A/N: SMUT SMUT SMUT!

I OWN NOTHING! I GET NOTHING EXCEPT FUN OUT OF WRITING THIS!

JigsawUnknown- Thank you! These things are fun to write haha. Get to let out all the creative stops.

Shadowgrneyes- Thank you so so much! I hope you continue on recovery well! I'm glad you are enjoying this. I'm enjoying writing it just as much!

Tatyasdias- Hehe, agreed! That Randy... =]

Calwitch- There are MANY types of dom/sub relationships. The way Ii imagine it works in this one is that they took up Samara's hints from the previous chapter about wanting Randy, plus her being very open sexually, to attempt it. If anyone had protested anything, it would have ended.

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NOW! If you all could see one other superstar make an appearance, who would it be?! I'm open to men and women of course, so throw me ideas!

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Colby was back in action. It was two weeks since his accident but there had been no major developments in the story line due to him being injured. I tapped my fingers wildly against my leg as I watched on the screen as he trash talked Joe and Jon.

"They thought we were brothers apparently? They were business partners that I used for good business, and left when they became parasitic."

The crowd booed and I rose slightly as I heard Roman's music, a grin crossing my face. He walked angrily down through the crowd, tapping random hands but managing to look pissed as hell as he did it. He grabbed a mic from a staff and entered the ring slowly, making Seth step back with a nervous look.

"Look Seth, well all know how this really was," Roman said in his low timbre, "You realized you were over shadowed by us, that's fine. Everybody has to get rid of their cancer sometimes, we just got rid of ours before we died as athletes. If anything, you held us back."

"Ooh," I murmured, "This is where Dean needs to come out from somewhere and scare the crap out of Seth!"

As if the show read my mind, Dean's music played and Roman looked amused while Seth freaked out. He looked around wildly but Dean came out from beneath the ring, behind him, and was in the ring directly behind him before he noticed.

"Boo!"

Seth's scream of fear was hilarious as he ducked and rolled away. Instantly J and J were in the ring and protecting Seth.

"Protecting, hah, they are ants compared to Seth, but I guess they make good distractions," I murmured, sipping my water.

"Excuse me, are you Samara Evans?"

I jumped and groaned as I spilled water on the belly of my shirt. I turned with an embarrassed smile and nodded at the man with a head set on.

"Yeah, I am," I said, "Is there something wrong?"

"No Mrs. Evans, you are requested to join Mr. Levesque in his office," he said simply, "If you'd please follow me."

Levesque... Levesque?

"I'm sorry, Mr. Levesque?" I asked in confusion.

"Paul Levesque, oh, well, you probably know him as Triple H," he said.

My heart momentarily stopped and I choked on air. I patted my chest to start my heart up again and he gave me an amused smile.

"I-I know who that is," I murmured.

We made a few turns and he knocked on a door.

"Come in."

It took all my strength to hold in a squeal as I saw Triple H and Stephanie McMahon in the office, as well as Kane.

"Holy- I mean, Hi," I said with a blush.

"You must be Samara, nice to meet you," Paul said, rising and extending his hand.

I shook it with a red faced smile.

"Nice to meet you all too," I said softly, "Wow, this is like a dream come true."

He grinned and Stephanie laughed gently.

"I'll cut to the chase directly," he said, "The boys tell us you've got good ideas and you're bright."

I flushed the color of blood and shook my head.

"Oh, no, really, I don't think I do," I whispered, dying inside as all the eyes were on me.

"Don't be afraid," Kane said, resting a hand on my shoulder, "We want to pick your mind. We have a development team for the creative stories we do, but we need fresh ideas."

"But I- I'm not qualified, I just have an couple years experience in theater as a producer and actress, nothing credible," I said.

"But you have been a long time fan of the WWE correct?" Stephanie asked.

"Well yes, ever since I can remember, but that doesn't mean I can write up a good story," I said lamely, "As much as I wish I could, I would also be biased, seeing as I have favorites."

"That's fine, we would work to meet the fans needs," Paul said, "Just take a week or so to think about it, but we also have another offer."

I licked my suddenly dry lips and nodded for him to continue, not trusting my voice.

"With some training, would you feel comfortable becoming a manager?" he asked.

Taking a steadying breath, I whispered, "Sir, please, I am so honored, but I have no experience and-"

"You know how to act correct?" Stephanie asked.

"I suppose, yes."

"That's all that's required of a manger," Kane said, "We are thinking of a new development for Colby's character."

"And that is?" I murmured.

Kane smiled and chuckled.

"You know how I've been on about him becoming a better man and champion? Well, that would then be your job. You would be brought in as his empathy manager basically, forcing him to act better until he turns back to a face," he said.

"Colby switching back?!" I breathed in excitement, a smile crossing my face, "I knew! He's a great coward but he's even better when he's with his brothers! This could be so great, a switch like during a PPV, or I could even see him intervening in a match of one of them versus part of the authority to help them out, or-"

"That- That is the kind of thinking we need," Paul said, "Please, take some time to think about it."

Suddenly the door was slammed open and my lovers came in, pushing past me in a hurry.

"She's gone Paul! Have you seen her?" Colby demanded.

"What if that prick managed to find her here?!" Jonathan snapped.

Paul looked amused as a smirk played across his lips and I giggled behind my hand, watching as they turned. I gave a small wave and relief flashed across each face.

"We were talking about keeping you on limited rest," Paul lied smoothly, "Had to insure that she knew how important our champ was to us."

Colby rolled his eyes with a groan before pulling me into a hug.

"Don't do that shit again," Jonathan sighed patting my back.

I pulled away from Colby with a blush.

"Thanks for worrying, but I'm fine," I murmured.

"Come on, we've gotta shower and get changed," Joseph said with an annoyed expression.

I saw Paul give me a wink and blushed, waving to them all and saying my goodbyes.

"So he was talking to you about keeping an eye on me?" Colby asked, looking confused.

"Yes, he's apparently worried that you have been over exerting yourself beyond your means with that still injured collar bone," I replied easily.

A smile twitched on my face as I realized, maybe acting was easier to fall back into than I thought.

"Well that's stupid, I know my limits," Colby sighed.

"Apparently not," I retorted when I saw him wince and grab his collar bone area.

He rolled his eyes but threw me a smirk.

"I wouldn't mind you being my nurse," he said teasingly.

"No fair, I'm hurt!" Jonathan said, "Come make me feel better Samara!"

With a squeak, I was pulled into his embrace.

"Right here," he murmured, pointing to his lips, "I think I need a kiss to make it better."

"Jon," I hissed as a couple of divas passed us.

I turned red as one of them glared at me and the others giggled.

"What? I don't give a damn," he sighed, "How many times do I have to tell you? Nothing matters, except this."

He touched his hand to my cheek, then his chest.

"Got me cupcake?" he asked.

I nodded and swallowed thickly, pressing my lips to his. He groaned and stopped walking entirely, yanking me by the waist to become flush with him.

"That's my girl," he murmured as we parted.

My eyes gazed into his bright blue ones and I blushed, rubbing my nose against his. He grinned and repeated the motion.

"Come on now, you're gonna make me jealous," Colby groaned.

I spun around as he pulled me and planted a kiss to his cheek.

"Don't be," I murmured.

"Hey guys, they're wanting a quick promo shot for Roman and Dean since they kind of tag teamed up. Renee is on her way to ask about rebuilding the Shield with you two," a camera man said.

Jon's lips quirked down but he nodded, turning to Joe.

"Let's give our best," Joseph sighed.

I shot them a smile and thumbs up as I walked off with Colby, not wanting to cut into the shot. A young blonde that I realized was Renee walked past us with determination in her eyes. God, every woman here, diva or staff, was beautiful.

"What's on your mind honey?" Colby asked, wrapping an arm around my shoulders.

I gave him a smile and shook my head.

"Nothing, I'm just thinking about how I'm going to keep you from excessive training," I teased.

"You could just keep me in bed all day," he whispered into my ear.

I shivered and bit my lip, glaring at him as we walked by two newer wrestlers I didn't know. He had his cocky grin on his face so I yanked him down a hall.

"Where are we going? Do you even know?" he asked.

I saw the bathroom sign finally and pushed him into the family bathroom, locking the door. Before he could question me, I slammed my lips onto his. He groaned and lifted me quickly, putting me on the counter.

"Do not make such tempting statements Mr. Lopez, we have lives outside the bedroom," I whispered as he kissed down my neck.

"Nothing more important than this," he moaned as I palmed his erection.

"I'd say your championship is pretty damn important," I chuckled.

My breath caught as I grabbed his neck, holding him close as he bit my neck hard.

"Nothing. Is. More. Important," he growled, punctuating every word with a new bite.

"Jesus Colby," I whimpered, "Fuck me already."

"Take those damn pants off then," he snapped, stepping back.

I jumped off the counter and kicked my flip flops off, sliding my jeans and black underwear down, letting him lift me back up. He opened his fly quickly, dropped his pants to his thighs, and I gripped his cock.

"I will never get tired of feeling you inside me," I panted, rubbing his dick hard.

Suddenly his phone rang. He cursed but I grabbed it before him, grinning when I saw Joseph's name and picture.

"Colby, where are you?" Joseph asked, "Is Samara okay?"

"You worry too much baby," I murmured into the phone, grinning as Colby moaned lowly when I rubbed his sack, "Colby is right here with me, he's about to fuck me, so if you'll excuse me..."

"Damn it baby girl, where are you?" he growled.

I heard Jon question him in the background but I finally said, "Family bathroom, not too far from your promo video. Better hurry before we finish without you."

When I hung up, Colby pulled me into a searing kiss.

"You're so fucking sexy," he snarled, thrusting inside.

I whimpered and leaned my forehead to his as he moved slowly with too much control.

"No, fuck me Colby, I need-"

"You need to hush and let me take care of you," Colby said roughly, "Now, lean over and unlock the door."

With some effort, I flicked the lock open and none too soon the door slammed open. I grinned wickedly as my other two lovers took up each side of me. I was yanked into a rough kiss as Colby moaned and pulled out, thrusting quickly back in. I tangled my hand in Joseph's hair and reached my other hand for Jonathan, grinning when I found his bare dick. I was pushed back and my shirt and bra were raised, Joe and Jon latching on each exposed breast. A low moan escaped my throat as I threaded my hands into their hair.

"Holy fuck, please, Colby, I'm so close," I whimpered.

My eyes shut in bliss as a finger worked at my clit.

"Cum baby," Joseph growled gently into my ear.

"We wanna hear you cum," Jonathan hissed, nipping my ear, "Moan for us."

Suddenly my hips were lifted and I gripped onto Jon and Joe in fear, but as Colby slammed rapidly in me, my fear was drowned out by pleasure. Nonsense words poured from my throat as I climbed the top of the peak, feeling blinding pleasure as Jon bit into my neck.

"Fuuuck!" I nearly screamed.

Colby stilled slightly but started right back up, making me catch my breath.

"What-"

"Shh," Colby moaned, "Let me feel you a little bit longer honey."

Again the finger started at my bundle of nerves and I felt another wash of bliss come over me.

"God, ah, too much!" I cried, "Please, Colby, cum baby."

As if on command, he groaned and pulsed as his hips jerked. I clutched the back of his head as another small climax hit me, pulling his lips to mine.

"My god," I whimpered as he pulled out.

It took a moment to catch my breath and when I finally did, I pulled my clothes back on, blushing as Joseph and Jonathan stared at me hungrily.

"I feel bad, but I am way too sensitive," I murmured, reaching out for the two aroused men, "Is there anything I can do to help?"

I licked my lips suggestively and winked, but the door was knocked on.

"You're so fucking loud Samara," I heard.

I squealed in embarrassment as I saw Randy and a few of the other wrestlers come in, looking confused. I was pulled behind Joseph suddenly and he made an intimidating sight, arms crossed over his chest as I peeked around him.

"H-How did you know?" I asked softly.

"I just fucked you like two weeks ago dear," he teased, making me blush again.

"So the rumors are true then?" Sheamus asked, eyebrow raised.

"Yes, and?" Jonathan asked, stepping forward.

Sheamus, and who I now realized was Neville and Barrett, laughed loudly.

"We were all intrigued to see the girl that caught the former Shield's interest," Barrett said, "She is rather cute."

I groaned and buried my face in Joseph's back, knowing I was tomato red.

"Watch out Stuart, you might incur the wrath of each one of these men," Randy warned, "She is not just out there for oogling."

"Not that she isn't worth oogling," Colby murmured as he came closer behind me.

Shivering I lifted my head, surprised when he pulled me into a kiss.

"But Randy is right, while she is sexy, she is ours," Joseph spoke up.

"And she doesn't mind being an object?" Neville asked, looking worried.

At that, I turned and stepped out slightly, giving them a wave.

"She doesn't mind at all," I joked, "But really, it's nothing I haven't agreed to. No worries. By the way, you are one of my favorites Neville!"

I let myself fangirl for a moment and rushed forward, sticking out my hand. He chuckled and shook it, grinning.

"You're adorable, and it's actually Bryan," he said.

Chewing my lip I giggled.

"You- You just called me adorable. Eek! Okay, fan girl moment over, going back over there," I said, voice high pitched from excitement.

I rushed back over and clung to Jonathan, making him laugh.

"Shy now?" he asked, rubbing my back.

"I just made myself look like a complete idiot," I mumbled in despair.

"An adorable idiot," Joseph threw back.

"Hey," I groaned, huffing a sigh.

He grinned and ruffled my hair.

"You know we love you kid," he said.

I rolled my eyes but my cheeks lit up at the sentiment.

"So you really do have a thing for long hair don't you?" Randy spoke up.

Moaning in desperation, I gave him my middle finger. Why did he have to bring that up in front of Neville? Deciding to play devil's advocate, I gave Jonathan a wink before turning.

"Well, I told you, I like all types, I fucked you didn't I?" I asked, walking up and running my hand over his sheered hair, "You practically have no hair."

He grinned and winked.

"But I have other things that make up for no hair," he said in a lower voice.

"Alright now Randy, you warned us, now I'm returning the favor," Sheamus said, patting Randy's shoulder, "You're getting death stares."

With a chuckle, I stuck my hand out at Sheamus.

"I know we had an impromptu meeting, but it's nice to meet you," I said.

Sheamus smiled and shook my hand, then pulled me into a brief hug.

"Anyone family to them is family to us," he said, patting my shoulder, "And it's Stephen outside of the ring."

I turned to Barrett and gave him a critical gaze.

"Your character is an asshole, but I'm going to put that aside," I said teasingly, "It's nice to meet you."

"Gotta have heels out there darling, I'm Stuart," he said, shaking my hand.

"Good, now that introductions are done, let's go," Jonathan said, tugging my arm.

I gave him a questioning look and he leaned into me, stage whispering, "Unless you want me fucking you in front of everyone, I suggest we go, cupcake."

With a squeak, I let him pull me, waving goodbye at everyone. A small frown came to my lips as I saw Renee ahead, looking eager. When she saw me, her frown mimicked mine.

"Hey Jon, I was hoping, maybe we could go get a drink," she said uncertainly.

I pulled my hand from his and gave him a smile.

"Go ahead, I'll wait for Colby and Joseph," I said softly.

He looked bewildered.

"The hell woman? Did you not here me in there?!" he snapped.

I started to argue but he swept me up bridal style.

"Sorry Renee, rain check," he called as he rushed me away rudely.

"That was mean," I hissed.

Sure I sounded angry, but really I was preening inside. He chose me over Renee, somebody gorgeous and that he's known for a while. Kind of made me feel special and worth something. Deciding to put off the fake anger, I leaned up and captured his ear in my lips, nibbling gently. He groaned and sped his feet up, busting through the door loudly.

"You want me that bad?" I asked gently, running my hand over his chest.

"Do you have to ask cupcake?! I'm the odd man out here, and we are rectifying that now," he said.

I jumped as he dumped me onto the hood of the car. He attacked my mouth and I moaned against his lips, enjoying the feel as he sucking on my tongue. His hands parted my legs and he impatiently pulled at my zipper.

"God damn fucking denim," he snapped, pulling back.

I pushed his hands back and undid my pants, helping him pull the tight fabric off. When I felt the cool air, it hit me that we were directly outside of the arena, where any passerby could see us.

"Jon, in the car," I hissed as he bit my neck.

"Can't, can't wait that long," he groaned.

Suddenly he was pushing against my entrance, gripping my thighs tightly. I whimpered and leaned back onto my elbows, letting my head fall as he slid in easily. He grunted and let out a sigh of relief.

"Fuck yes, Jesus, you're heaven baby," he muttered softly into my neck.

Blushing slightly, I ran my fingers into his hair and pulled him up, nibbling on his lip.

"You feel- ah! Oh shit Jon," I moaned.

He wasted no time once he became accustomed to my wetness, his hips slamming roughly into mine as he stretched me thoroughly. My head connected painfully with the windshield but I simply cursed and ignored it, grabbing onto his arms.

"You're so wet, so warm baby," he moaned, "Don't want to ever stop. Mine. Mine forever."

"Yes, yours," I whimpered, "Never stop."

He snarled at my comment and suddenly humped me furiously.

"Say it again Samara," he growled.

"I'm yours Jonathan, please, I'm so close."

"Cum for me baby," he grunted.

My legs were lifted onto his shoulders and he pinned them to his chest as he reached down, brushing my clit lazily.

"That's my girl, I can feel you tighten, you're going to cum," he purred.

"Yes," I moaned, "Ohhh, oh God! Jon!"

He pinched my clit and my walls broke for the fourth time that night. Raw from pleasure I clutched onto him, pulling him hard and deep into me.

"Fuck! Jonathan, please, don't stop," I cried.

"Never baby," he groaned.

His breath hitched as I squeezed around him as tight as I could.

"Oh shit baby, you're too tight, I- Fuck Samara!"

He rocked roughly before releasing his load with a loud, deep cry. I pulled him into another kiss and panted against his lips, rubbing my nose against his.

"You are a goddess," he murmured.

I wanted to argue but felt too much at peace, deciding on a small smile as I licked his lip. He chuckled and pulled back, helping me pull my pants on.

"I'm cuddling with you tonight," he said sternly, "Colby can spoon Joseph."

I chuckled and shrugged.

"You three work that out, I'm down for whatever," I said, leaning against him.

He opened the car, slid in the back seat, and pulled me into his lap. I snuggled into his chest and closed my eyes as he wrapped me in his arms. It felt so warm despite the chill outside, and he was made me feel so safe.

"Thank you Jon," I mumbled before passing out.