Warnings for this chapter: still in flashback mode, little Gin, SN which equals Sarcastic Narrator, well little everyone, sarcastic red boxes


Meanwhile Back with Shinji

"How long do you plan on watching us from over there, Souske?" Shinji asked.

"He was over there the whole time?" I ask Linda for confirmation.

"You didn't notice the picture started having a red box around it and it blinked when he came near?"

"No…"

"Maybe I was imagining it."

"How could you imagine something like that?" Aizen asked.

"Little Aizen noticed you, Candice, Run he's as creepy as big Aizen is."

"I think big Aizen is creepier."

"I don't know those little eyes, and the innocent smile is kind of creepy."

"But big Aizen has the whoosh hair and an army…"

"But little Aizen's so little. I mean little kids are just evil and scary."

"Well I will agree that little gin is creepier than big Gin, but little Aizen?"

"Just imagine little Gin with a treasure box singing a lullaby."

"Creepy."

"Weren't you talking about me?" Aizen the attention whore said.

"Don't worry I will cover for you." Linda offered even though I was already running away. "She went that way." Linda said then pointed to where I went then Aizen chased after me, why I don't know.

"They completely forgot I was here didn't they." Shinji noticed.

"Don't worry you'll get used to it." Linda responds then runs after me.

"Is that a good thing or a bad thing?" Shinji asked no-one.

"Obviously a bad thing." The sarcastic narrator said. As a box pops up saying 'who's he talking to anyway?'


With Urahara and Hiyori the next day (if you're wondering we excapet-ted Aizen last night by hiding in Urahara's room don't ask why)

"What's this!" Hiyori asked pissed.

"A room." Urahara responds.

"Who gave you permission to change things?"

"That fact that it's my room?"

"Why are those two girls in here?"

"I don't know, but I think they match the decor?"

"What are you talking about we are the wall." Linda questions.

"I am the chair." I inform them moving into a sitting position as if I was a chair.

"Fine I am the lamp."

"Then I'm the couch." I insist.

"Obviously you are not those things." Hiyori yelled.

"How do you know maybe we are." I question her.

"Try turning me on, try turning me on…" Linda responded.

"What a dumbass…" the sarcastic narrator commented.

"Linda, think about what you just said."

"It's ok he's not that perverted."

"As long as no-one sits on me." I respond.

"I'm almost late," Urahara begins, "Hiyori do you want to accompany me to the Maggot's nest?"

"Ew, maggots."

"Don't do it, maggots are nasty." I say.

"There aren't any real maggots."

"Then why did you say it?"

"We're just going to see Mayuri."

"Don't do it!" I respond. "He's creepy."

"Poor Candice."

"I don't want to see little Mayuri."

"What if little Mayuri has a crush on you?"

"Little Aizen did."

"Poor Candice."

"You know Mayuri?" Urahara asked.

"No." Linda and I both said not so innocently.

"Somehow I don't believe you." Urahara stated.

"Who would."The sarcastic narrator (who will now be know as SN due to lazy-ness) said.

"Let's go."

"Screw that shit." Hiyori said.

"For dirty mouths use Orbits." Linda said in the commercial voice.

"I thought you were a lamp."

"I am the lamp."

"I am not going with them to see Mayuri." I announce.

"Who said we were going I don't want to go."

"Then let's not."

"We won't."

"Good, because they already left." I notice.


With Bya…little Bya

"Byakuya, the wuss, is training." The SN comments.

"Whose a wuss?" Bya asks me.

"I didn't say anything." I say.

"Who else would I be talking about?" The SN says.

"Then it was you." Bya said pointing towards Linda.

"For one it wasn't me, I do not sound like a guy."

"And I do?" I ask.

"Sometimes…"

"Just because I get sir-ed on the phone and in the drive through sometimes…"

"Really?"

"Once or twice."

"Poor Candice."

"Hello back to me." Byakuya said gaing our attention once more.

"What an attention whore." The SN comments.

"WHO SAID THAT?"

A red box appeared saying 'he's so mad he caps lock-ed'.

"The box is right." I said.

"You shouldn't let such little things bother you. You should be bothered if we were calling you a wuss, twig weakling with sweat…"

"It looks like if I sneezed you would be crushed by the force. I don't know how, but that's how weak you are."

"Who are you calling weak." Byakuya asked Linda and I angry.

A red box appears saying 'you'.

"What a sarcastic box, I like it."

"I want one. Speaking of things I want…Linda come closer, whispering time." I say then Linda came closer.

"What?" Linda asked whispering.

"We should steel his hair tie when he is distracted by cat-lady, girl?"

"Cat-women?"

"Where?"

"She's here."

"Candice and Linda start sneaking sneakily towards Byakuya." The SN commented.

"Why are they sneaking towards me?"

"Stupid narrator did you have to tell him."

"Yes, I am the narrator, what would I do if I did not narrate?"

"You could have used the red box."

"Aren't I the narrator?" I ask.

"Not anymore." the SN said.

"Fine."

"I still say you should have used the red box, now we have to do it the hard way."

"Whatever, Bya look it's cat-women…yoink." I say as I steal his hair tie.

"Run away!" then we look behind us and pause because Bya's hair is swaying in the wind.

"It is like an herbal essences commercial."

"Quickly take a picture."

"With what camera."

"Of all the things we have that's not one of them."

"I feel like messing with his hair now."

"No Candice resist the urge."

"Must touch…"

"NOOOOOO!"

"No I must touch."

"I have candy."

"Too powerful…"

"I have a picture of Panda."

"Wait how did you get that without a camera." I ask no longer walking towards Bya.

"We do not question these things."

"Ok."

"Old man helmet."

"That's random."

"I looked at that guy over there, then I forgot it was a different person, but still old."

"Give me back my hair tie." little Bya said while glaring.

"I knew we should have left when we had the chance." Linda said before she glared back at Bya causing a stream of lightning to form between the two of them.

"I am God," I say stepping between them then I shout, "Lightning!" and a stream of lightning appeared between them, causing Linda to stop glaring.

"I knew it you are God. Sasuke tried to lie to me."

"Why yes I am." I say sarcastically.

"I want a unicorn."

"I don't have one."

"What kind of God are you?"

"The selfish kind."

"Well selfishly give me a unicorn."

"How does that work?"

"We do not question these things."

"Well you are still not getting a unicorn."

"Awww, I knew Santa was a fake."

"What does Santa have to do with this."

"What does Santa not have to do with this."

"Huh?"

"Exactly."

"I don't want to be near you anymore." Byakuya said confused, poor confused Bya had to listen to our conversation.

'Then leave' a red box said.

"You got told by a red box." Linda pointed out.

Another red box came up saying 'you're one to talk'.

"Is he closer to us then he was? I thought he wanted to leave not come near." I noticed that Bya was closer not farther away.

"Aww, does someone have a crush?" Linda teased.

"No…" Bya said a bit too quickly.

"That no was suspicious." Linda continued teasing.

"I don't."

"That don't is suspicious."

"What isn't suspicious to you?"

"Nothing you say."

"Can I mess with his hair now?" I ask Linda.

The red box appears and says 'why ask her'.

"Because I care about her opinion, and he has no choice."

"I don't care." Linda responded, "Unless we are running away, then I care."

"Ok." I say then start to mess with his hair.

"Oddly enough he's not complaining." the SN noticed. (see Top author note thing)

"I knew that he had a crush. It's because his big self has a crush on the same person."

"Apparently it doesn't matter what age these people are."

"Not when it comes to liking you, stalking you and being creepy."

"Don't get too attached we need to leave soon."

"Ok." I said still playing with his hair as little Bya resumed glaring at Linda for mentioning me leaving.

"Don't think your little glare can scare me."

"Pathetic." The SN commented. (you can't remember we just cleared this up for you)


Meanwhile with Ukitake and Kaiden

The two of them were talking about Gin when Linda and I walked past them hearing their conversation. Linda and I paused listening a bit then we noticed a picture of Gin that has a red box that started to blink around it.

"I wonder what happens if I touch it." I wonder out loud then I touch the picture and we are transported to the area where Gin and Aizen are. "Dang-it."

"Both of them, too creepy."

"Way too creepy."

"Run away!"

"Wait they haven't noticed us yet."

"He was hopeless, Not worth talking about." Gin said.

"Is that right." Aizen said.

"Murderer." I say pointing to Gin.

"A clue."

"Linda that is not a clue but a murderer."

"A clue."

"Where's the detective?"

"A clue?"

"How are they not realizing that we're here, especially since someone keeps screaming 'a clue'."

"I knew it was Colonel Mustard with the candlestick in the observatory."

"I thought it was Gin with hisZampakuto in the field with Aizen?" Gin asked suddenly right behind us.

"I thought it was Aizen…" Aizen began.

"Wait..." I mutter realizing that they are responding to our conversation.

"No no it was Gin." Aizen announced.

"I think they noticed us." Linda noticed.

"They are right behind me aren't they?" I ask.

"Of course."

"You know what that means."

"Run away!"

"And so they ran away. But will they make it." The SN commented. (Are you really that stupid to need so many reminders of one shortened name?)

"We made it!" Linda and I announce.

"It seems that they did." The SN announced. (Sigh)

"Thank you for pointing that out." I said sarcastically to the SN (Apparently she has given up-Linda), "I would have never noticed."

"Your welcome." the SN (Write it down people, write it down-Linda) responded.


When we were writing this and I shortened the name to SN I kept writing what it meant and then Linda reminded me that if they couldn't figure it out then they would be stupid.


Preview for next chapter:

'Walking' said a red box.

"They're not walking their striding, swiftly striding." I correct the red box.

'Whose the narrator here?' The red box asked.

"Well it used to be me." I answer back.

"They noticed us." Linda commented.

"Linda let's swiftly stride away."