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Last time, on Total Drama Chaos! We had a smorgasbord of different painful challenges. They were amusing, to say the least, but the Gophers ended up with sore bottoms from a SERIOUS ass kicking. Alejandro, crafty as ever, convinced everyone to vote off B, and the silent genius was sent home due to his strategical prowess. That darn hispanic is on a role, isn't he? Well, we have an exciting return challenge today, so stay tuned to find out what it is right here on Total! Drama! Chaos!


It was morning in Camp Wawanakwa. The remaining 32 campers were either eating breakfast or showering. In the Mess Hall, the campers were enjoying a meal of Breakfast Burritos.

"I don't like these." Scott said flatly.

Chef glared at him. "What?" He asked. "I can't hear your compliment on how wonderful my food is!"

"They're nasty!" Scott screamed at him, throwing his burrito at the ground. Chef hucked a cleaver at him. It impaled itself into his forehead and he died. Just kidding, Chef missed. But who would really be upset, you know?

"You'd do best to shut up." Justin sneered. "We wouldn't want you to die… oh wait. Please, continue!"

Scott rolled his eyes. "Your insults are pah-thetic! Just like your skin col-UH!" Anne Maria pounced onto his face, which interrupted him.

"You do NOT insult Justin!" She screamed, pounding her fists deep into his face. She took out her can of hairspray and sprayed his face with it.

"UAGH!" He screeched, covering his face. Anne Maria smirked and got off of him, leaving Scott to look at his new "Pouf".

"What did you do to me you Jersey bitch!" He growled whilst almost everyone else in the Mess Hall laughed at Scott's new afro. "What the?" He screeched, shocked as he tried to run his fingers through his hair. He couldn't, though, it was like all his hair had turned metal.

"Ha-ha, teaches you to mess with me and my boi-frend." Anne Maria said haughtily as Scott desperately tried to restyle his hair.


(CONFESSIONAL: JUSTIN):

Justin: *Smiling* I'm in love.

(END CONFESSIONAL: JUSTIN):


Meanwhile at the Gopher table, Eva and Izzy were whispering.

"I think you'll get kicked off if you switch the votes." Eva told Izzy.

"Nonesense!" The frizz-head replied airily. "How will Chris know? And we'll be rid of Tyler! It's E-scope E-scope!"

Eva stared at her blankly.

"You know, win-win? E-scope E-scope? I say it because I'm full of win!" Izzy cackled, then she cart wheeled away.

Noah walked up to Eva. "What was that?" He asked, looking at Izzy's retreating form.

"Izzy." Replied Eva simply.

"Ah yes," Noah retorted, starting to walk away. "No further explanation needed. Thanks tons, Eva…"

"Bookworm, wait up a second." Eva called at his retreating form.

Noah turned around, eyebrow raised. "May I help you?" He asked. She beckoned him to sit down.

"Um, no thanks…" Noah said, eyeing the table where Dawn was sitting alone. "I err, have to get going."

"You'll sit down if you know what's good for you!" Eva threatened, denting the table with her pointer finger.

Noah remained un-frightened. "You don't scare me, Iron Woman." He smirked.

Eva sighed. "I know, but c'mon, won't you listen? It'll only take 5 minutes."

Noah rolled his eyes and groaned. "Ugh, fine." He said, sitting down. "What is it you want to talk about?" He asked.

"What makes you think Tyler changed his spots all of a sudden? I mean, the guy hated you, and now he wants to apologize? What's that all about?" She asked curiously, suspicion evident in her voice.

Noah nodded, "Good observation. I don't fully trust him yet, but he seemed sincere enough. Why not give him a second chance?"

"Cause it might cause your elimination?" Eva asked. In response, Noah shrugged. Eva sighed again. "Look, the only reason I'm asking is because I know your making goo-goo eyes on Fairy Girl over there, and I'd hate to see you crash and burn before you get a chance. Think carefully on my words, Noah." She then left Noah blushing slightly and deep in thought.


(CONFESSIONAL: NOAH):

Noah: You know, Eva does have a pretty good point… I mean, what if Tyler is just bullshitting me so that he can backstab me when the time is right? I'll have to do some serious thinking…

(END CONFESIONAL: NOAH):


The campers were just finishing up their meal when Chris walked in, hurling a red rubber ball into the crowd. It ricocheted of off of Scott's new hairdo and flew right back to hit Chris in the face.

"OW!" Chris yelled, holding his face. Laughing was heard amongst the campers. After the laughter had subsided, Chris continued. "Now listen, campers… today's challenge is, Dodgeball! … Again." Chris announced.

"YES!" Tyler, Eva, Jo, Lightning and a few of the other cheered,

"Fuck me sideways." Noah groaned, banging his head on the table amidst the chuckles of his teammates.

"Language, Noah." Chris chided, suppressing a chuckle himself. "Anyway campers, meet at the Dodgebrawl arena in 5 minutes!"


The campers and host stood in front of a familiar field.

"Ok campers, things are a little different this time around." Chris told everyone. "There will now be 7 campers going in each round, and it's best out of 5 rounds. Is that clear?" The campers nodded as Chris continued. "Oh yeah, and each person HAS to go in at least once, got that, Noah?" Noah rolled his eyes.

"Uhh, I don't really know if I'm cut out for this kind of stuff," Sam said nervously, tapping his fingers together.

"TOO BAD!" Chris yelled into his megaphone. "NOW FIRST ROUND STARTS IN 2 MINUTES, SO PICK YOUR PEOPLE!"


The Bass were currently figuring out who to send on field.

"Alright." Jo said. "So for the first round it'll be Me, Brick, DJ, Courtney, Trent, Harold and Owen. Any questions?" Courtney raised her hand. "What is it, miss CIT?"

"Why is HE going in?" Courtney complained, pointing at Harold. "Easy." Jo replied. "We need someone to be bait. And at least he can dodge."

"Yeah!" Harold added. "We won last time cause of me!" Courtney sighed. "Fine, I see your point."


The Gophers were doing the same as the Bass.

"Alright." Eva stated. "So Duncan, me Gwen, Lightning, Alejandro, Geoff and Ezekiel are going out?" Everyone nodded. "Good. Now let's go catch us some fish!" The Gophers cheered, jogging and running onto the field.


~~~-~~~-ROUND ONE-~~~-~~~-

At the beginning of the round, Duncan was able to get his hands on a ball and throw it at DJ. The gentle giant dived to the side and the ball missed.

Geoff and Brick had just taken a shot at each other, but were able to reciprocate dodges. After about 30 more seconds of everyone dodging and throwing, Owen was able to finally get Ezekiel out, after throwing 6 balls at him.

"Yes! Gotcha!" Owen cheered, doing a little victory jig, but was then pegged in the crotch by Eva. "AWH!" He yelled as he fell to the ground, clutching his coconuts.

Eva smirked, then caught a ball that Trent had thrown at her. Then she used that ball to nail Brick in the face.

"Woo Eva!" The Gophers cheered as Zoey went up to play.

"Hmph." Jo said, rolling her eyes. "I can do that!" She grabbed two balls and threw them at Zoey and Lightning. Both were able to dodge, but the ball meant for Lightning flew past him and hit Gwen.

"Damn it." She muttered as she walked off. Duncan threw a ball, but Jo caught it, bringing Cody onto the field and sending Duncan off. Cody used his curve ball technique to get Lightning out and Jo hit Geoff.

Zoey picked up a ball and threw it at DJ. He leaped to avoid it and threw is own back at her. "Yes!" She cheered as she caught his ball in her fingertips. DJ sat down and Mike came out.

In the meantime Alejandro had thrown Courtney out and gotten hit by Jo.

"Eat this!" Cody cheered as he threw his famous curveball at Zoey. Zoey leaped to avoid the ball, but it came right back at her. As she walked to the sidelines, Mike had a brilliant idea.

"Ok Svetlana, your time to shine!" He muttered to himself before gasping, letting Svetlana temporarily take control.

"Yes, I am understanding!" Svetlana said, then leaped to the side and reached out an arm, catching the ball that Jo had just thrown.

"Ahh crap!" Jo shouted as she sat down, with Bridgette walking in for the Gophers. Svetlana then leaped into the air and threw Cody out. It was now Harold Vs. Bridgette, Svetlana and Eva.

Harold was able to dodge balls expertly for about 2 minutes before Eva was finally able to hit him in the leg.

"AND THE GOPHERS TAKE ROUND ONE!" Chris announced. The Gophers cheered. "NOW REMEMBER, 7 DIFFERENT PEOPLE THIS TIME! LET'S MOVE!"


~~~-~~~-ROUND TWO~~~-~~~-

For the Gophers there was now Noah, Tyler, Dawn, Lindsay, Heather, Izzy and Zoey. The Bass had Katie, Sadie, Sam, Dakota, Anne Maria, Scott and Justin.

When the round begun, Tyler raced towards the balls, tripped, crossed the foul line, and was called out. He snapped his fingers.

Katie threw a ball at Noah, who dodged it. "Why do I have to do this?" He complained. "So you don't go home, duh." Heather replied snootily before getting nailed in the face by Justin.

"Don't worry, Noah." Dawn said, throwing a ball at Anne Maria, who dodged. "It's not so bad."

"Yeah," Noah said, almost happily, staring at her. "It's not so bad." This did not go unnoticed by Dawn.


(CONFESSIONAL: NOAH):

Noah: *Staring with wide eyes, mouth agape.* What the hell happened to me?! I was like a blushing buffoon! *He groans* What is happening to me?

(END CONFESSIONAL: NOAH):


(CONFESSIONAL: DAWN):

Dawn *Giggling* I definitely saw it that time. There was no doubt about it. There was a mild affection rush to Noah's aura when he looked at me. You know, I didn't think someone here would like me. *She blushes slightly* Wow… someone likes me…

(END CONFESSIONAL: DAWN):


"Heads up dude!" Sam told Scott before Izzy hit him in the chest. Sam chuckled. "Sorry dude, but not really." He then picked up a ball and threw it at Lindsay, who was still looking confused.

"This challenge seems familiar, did we do it all read-OOF." She said as Sam's ball collided with her cheekbone.

Katie and Sadie looked at each other, nodded and then each picked up a ball. They both threw their ball at Noah, who was unable to dodge and got hit in his rather large head. "Glad that's over." He muttered as he sat down.

Anne Maria chucked a ball at Izzy, who caught it, bringing Gwen into the game.

Katie and Sadie both threw their balls at Zoey, getting her out, but Katie got hit by Gwen.

"THIS IS FOR YOU KATIE!" Sadie screamed as she grabbed three balls and threw them as hard as she could to the other side of the court. Whether it was by luck, fate, or skill; the balls hit both Gwen in the face and Izzy in the thigh.

"EEEIIEI BFF POWER!" The BFF's squealed happily as they hugged each other.

"THE BASS WIN ROUND TWO!" Chris yelled. "THE SCORE IS NOW 1-1!"

"Nice job guys!" Jo commended, looking at the twins. "Yeah man, that was super cool." Sam agreed, nodding.

"Ohmygosh, thanks SO much!" Sadie said, grinning.


(CONFESSIONAL: KATIE & SADIE):

Katie: That was SO uber awesome Sadie!

Sadie: Aw, thanks Katie! It was all for you!

Katie: You know, I feel like they're finally taking us seriously.

Sadie: *Puts hands on hips* And its about time too!

(END CONFESSIONAL):


With the Gophers:

"Alright guys, who's going in next?" Heather asked her team. "I think it's clear that Eva and Mike are going. But who else?"

"I'll go!" Lightning cheered. "Yeah, me too." Geoff said, shrugging his shoulders. "Oh! Let E-Scope go, she'll go cray-zay! Hahaha!" Izzy cackled. Duncan and Alejandro also went in.


With the Bass:

"Who else is going in besides me, Owen and Brick?" Jo asked. Scott raised his hand, so did Cody. "Okay good, who else?" Jo asked, still needing two more people.

"I'll go." Trent shrugged. "Me too!" Sadie cheered , giving Katie a hug and running out to the field. As the campers took their positions, Chris raised his megaphone.

"OKAY ROUND THREE BEGINS… NOW!"


~~~-~~~-ROUND THREE~~~-~~~-

Geoff picked up a ball and slammed Cody in the chest with it. "Ouch." Muttuered Cody, rubbing his chest as he walked off the field.

"Sorry dude!" Geoff called before dodging a ball that Owen hurled at him. "It's cool." was the tech geek's reply.

Duncan threw a ball at Sadie, who caught it. "Damn." the delinquent muttered as Katie was brought on the field.

"Sorry Iz!" Owen called as he pelted her with a ball. He was then getting floored by Eva. What Eva didn't see, however, was that Jo used the opportunity to hurl a ball at her. It would have collided with her stomach, but a figure danced by and caught the ball.

"Ha!" Svetlana said. "I do not think so on my watch!" He then threw the ball and hit Katie.

"Nice moves, Private." Brick said, "But you'll have to do better then that to get me out!" He caught a ball threw Alejandro at him, then deflected Eva's with it. Alejandro sat down and Courtney came on the field.

"Ok guys," Courtney whispered to Brick and Trent. "Let's all throw our balls at Eva, then we can get her out."

Brick nodded. "Good strategy, Sergeant! Now let's move!"

They each grabbed a ball and threw them at Eva. Eva dodged the first two and caught the third.

Chef blew the whistle. "Music boy! You're out! Meanie girl! You're in!" Trent walked off and Heather walked on.

Courtney facepalmed. She now realized that it would take more to get Eva out. "Timeout!" She called. And the teams each took a minute to strategize.


(With the Bass):

"Ok guys." Courtney started. "We need to get Eva out. I say we use Duncan's tactic from Season 1 and we all throw balls at her. Who's with me?" Scott wasn't apparently. "But if we throw all of our balls at her, and even if we hit her, we now have no more balls, and the Gophers will just wait until the right time to pick us off!"

Courtney shrugged, "It's a risk worth taking, now let's go!" The Bass let out a half-hearted cheer.


(With the Gophers):

"Nice work out there, guys!" Mike said, grinning. Eva nodded in approval, "Good work out there, Mr. MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder) Svetlaneria or whatever has come in handy." Mike nodded, "She's happy to help."

"Excuse me, but can we please talk strategy people?" Heather asked. Eva shot her a glare. "We don't need to, because their winning, got it?" She sneered at her. Heather just rolled her eyes as Chef blew the whistle, starting the game again.


~~~-~~~-ROUND FOUR-~~~-~~~

Lightning threw a ball at Sadie, who was picking up balls for their plan. She was able to deflect it, but it hit Scott in the nuts.

"Ouch!" Scott squeaked as he crawled off the field amidst the laughter of his teammates.

Sadie tossed a ball to Courtney and Brick. "Look." Courtney whispered as she dodged a ball. "We already saw we can throw Eva out with three balls, so I say we hit Geoff." Her teammates nodded, ready for action.

Geoff straightened up after picking up a ball only to see three balls hurling towards him "Oh shi-!" He yelled before getting sent to the ground.

Sadie dodged a ball thrown by Lightning and Courtney hucked a ball in Eva's general direction. Eva tried to snatch it out of the air, but ended up deflecting it. She snapped her fingers.

Lightning rolled to the side to avoid Sadie's ball only to get hit by Brick. Eva then threw Brick out, and Sadie caught Mike's ball, Sending Jo back into the game. The Bass cheered.

Meanwhile, on the Gopher sidelines, Alejandro was talking to Tyler. "So, Tyler, who are we voting out if we lose?" Alejandro asked.

Tyler shrugged. "We'll cross that bridge when and if we come to it." He said smoothly. Alejandro looked suspicious for a second, but nodded.


(CONFESSIONAL: ALEJANDRO):

Alejandro: Something seems off with Tyler… I think I'm going to find out what.

(END CONFESSIONAL: ALEJANDRO)


Alejandro walked up to Lindsay, who was watching the dodgeball game, and tapped her on the shoulder. She turned around.

"Oh hi Alejandro!" Lindsay said brightly. "Do you need something?"

Alejandro put on a flattering smile, "Hello Lindsay, actually you could do something for me; If you wouldn't mind."

Lindsay shrugged. "Depends on what it is. I don't to CPR though, sorry."

Alejandro chuckled. "No no, nothing like that. It's about Tyler. I think he might be cheating on you."

Lindsay's eyes widened and she gasped. "What? What makes you think Tyler would ever do something like that?"

"I don't know, but he's been acting strange, and I think he feels guilty. I'm not sure though, maybe after the challenge you can talk to him about why he's been acting strange." Alejandro said, fake concern dripping out of his mouth like poison.

Lindsay, who looked close to tears, nodded. "Thanks Alerandio." She sniffled.

"My pleasure." He answered smoothly. As she turned back to watch the game, Alejandro grinned devilishly.


(CONFESSIONAL: ALEJANDRO):

Alejandro: Perfect. Just perfect.

( END CONFESSIONAL: ALEJANDRO):


While Alejandro was manipulating Lindsay, the dodgeball game had gone back and forth, back and forth. Currently it was Eva and Zoey Vs. Jo and Justin.

Justin threw a ball at Zoey but missed, and Eva pelted two balls at him in retaliation. Justin dodged to the left as Jo hit Zoey in the face. Eva growled.

"Looks like your time is up." Jo said, smirking.

She and Justin each threw two balls. Despite Eva's expert athleticism, she was unable to dodge all four balls.

"THE SCREAMING BASS WIN ROUND 4!" Chris announced. The Bass cheered. "Can the Gophers pull ahead? I seriously doubt it." He cackled.


(With the Bass):

"Nice job guys!" Cody cheered. "Just one more win and we wont have to send someone home!" The Bass nodded with enthusiasm.

"Okay, we need out best players out there this round. I want Brick, Owen, Cody, Sadie, Trent and Harold out there with me. Any questions?" Nobody objected. "Good! Now let's go kick some Gopher butt!"


(With the Gophers):

"This is not good. Why aren't you losers doing anything?!" Heather shouted angrily.

Gwen shot her an annoyed look. "Shut up, Heather. I haven't seen you doing anything particularly decent out there." Heather just rolled her eyes.

"De ja vu." Noah snarked as he tapped his fingers on the bench, trying not to pull his book out.

"Listen guys." Alejandro spoke up. "If we're going to win, we need to get our best players out there. So we need Eva, Duncan, Lightning, Geoff, Ezekiel and Mike with me. Now lets go, we can't afford another loss."

"Alrighty campers, if the Bass win this round, it's all over! Let's get it on!" Chris said, glee evident in his voice.


~~~-~~~-FINAL ROUND~~~-~~~-

Owen picked up a ball and hurled it at Duncan, who dodged. Geoff grabbed a ball and threw it at Sadie, who managed to avoid it by diving to the side. Tension was thick in the air as Alejandro and Bricks balls collided with each other in mid-air and were sent rocketing to the other side.

"Take this!" Eva shouted as she hurled a ball into Trent's chest. "Oww." He groaned.

In retaliation, Owen threw two balls at Eva. The first one missed; but to Owen's luck, hit Ezekiel, and the second one Eva was able to dodge.

"Hey Dweedle-Dum, eat this!" Duncan jeered, throwing his ball at Sadie, who he hit square in the stomach. "COWABUNGA!" Owen shouted, throwing two balls, who each hit Mike and Duncan respectively. It was now 5-4 to the Bass, but Owen wasn't done yet. He grabbed a ball from Jo and nailed Geoff in the face, and threw another at Alejandro, who was able to dodge. He then picked up the last ball on their side and threw it at Eva. A big mistake.

Eva easily caught the ball and Owen was sent off.

"Noah, it's your turn." Gwen told Noah, who griped and complained. As he walked onto the field, Eva threw out Cody, but not before he set loose his curve ball technique on Lightning, who was surprised to find the ball spinning back around to smack him in the butt.

"Listen guys!" Noah yelled to Eva and Alejandro. "Everyone spam Jo with balls, that'll get her out!"

It worked. Jo was unable to dodge the assault of 3 balls thrown at her, but Brick took that opportunity to throw Noah out.

"Thanks, bookworm!" Eva called gruffly as Noah sat down, relieved.

"Nice plan, Noah." Dawn complimented, smiling at him. "Thanks." Noah said nervously.

Meanwhile, the Bass were in trouble, Eva and Alejandro were bombarding Harold and Brick with balls, and it was a good 5 minutes before Alejandro's ball hit Brick in the face.

Harold, however, caught the ball, sending both Brick and Alejandro out, but bringing Owen back in.

"Let's KICK SOME ASS!" Owen cheered as he picked up 3 balls.

Eva, unprepared, was totally shocked to see 3 balls come flying at her. She dodged one, caught the other, and got hit in the chest by the third one.

There was silence… then… "THE SCREAMING BASS WIN!" Chris announced. Cheers erupted from the Bass side.

"Damn it!" Eva yelled in rage, pounding her fist into the side of the dodgeball arena, cracking the glass.

"Gopher losers, meet me in two hours for the bonfire ceremony." Chris told the Gophers solemnly. The campers dispersed to go hang out until the ceremony.


Tyler was sitting in the Mess Hall, thinking, when Lindsay came up to him and sat down. "Hey Tyler." She said. "Hey Linds." He replied, still lost in thought. "Are you cheating on me?" Tyler looked up in shock at the question to find tears brimming in Lindsay's big blue eyes.

"What? Of course not! Never!" Tyler said defensively and honestly. Lindsay sniffled, "Why have you been acting so strange lately then?" She asked.

Tyler gave her a hug, then said. "Well, the truth is, I broke out of our alliance and joined Noah's… I just want to keep it a secret so Alejandro doesn't get everyone to vote me off."

Lindsay, who looked about a thousand times better now, sniffled again and nodded, smiling. "Oh, that's a relief, well, thanks Tyler!" She said, back to her bubbly self. She gave Tyler a kiss before walking off.

As she started to walk away, Tyler thought to himself. As much as I love Lindsay. He thought. There's no way she could have come up with the possibility of me cheating by herself. But if she didn't, who did?

"Linds! Wait up a second!" Tyler called after her. Lindsay turned around. "Who told you I was cheating on you?" He asked her.

"Oh, Alewandrio did!" Lindsay said brightly before walking off. Tyler stared at the ground in shock.


(CONFESSIONAL: TYLER):

Tyler: *Looks VERY angry* That slimy bastard! He knew something was up and he used Lindsay to find out what! He'll pay, that is, if I don't go home tonight.

(END CONFESSIONAL: TYLER):


While Lindsay was walking towards the Mess Hall, Alejandro approached her. "Hello, Lindsay." Alejandro said, "What did you find out about Tyler?"

Lindsay smiled. "Oh that, it was just a big mistake! He just joined Noah's alliance and didn't want anyone to find out, he thinks he'll get voted off. Oh," She looked guilty, "Oops."

Alejandro had a devilish grin on his face now. "Thank you Lindsay, I'm glad he wasn't cheating on you."

"Me too!" She said happily, walking into the Mess Hall. Alejandro smiled.


(CONFESSIONAL: ALEJANDRO):

Alejandro: Well well, looks like Tyler grew a brain! I'll have to show him that is not something you can do in MY alliance.

(END CONFESSIONAL: ALEJANDRO):


Alejandro met his alliance in the clearing where his alliance meetings were usually held. Everyone was there except Tyler and Lindsay.

"Hey honey." Heather greeted sweetly, "Did you find out what our little problem was?"

Alejandro smiled and wrapped an arm around her shoulder. "I did, chica, and let me tell you, we definitely know who needs to go."

"Who?" Mike asked, curious.

"You'll see." Alejandro answered, "But first, let me explain..."


Meanwhile, Eva and Izzy were talking in the woods.

"Look, Tyler has nearly everyone fooled with his little strategy, so I don't think us 2 are going to be able to pull it off." Eva said, scowling.

"I know," Izzy said, serious (which was a rare occasion). "Now, we can go with who our alliance wants tonight, or we can vote for someone we think has a shot at going and means something to Tyler, just to be antagonistic. Hahaha!" She cackled, returning to Izzyness.

Eva thought about it, then grinned. "I know who we pick." She said.


"Where's Crazy Girl and Iron Woman?" Duncan asked. Tyler, Duncan, Gwen, Dawn, and Noah were meeting in the Gopher's side of the cabin.

"Yeah, and Bridgette and Geoff?" Tyler said.

"I don't know. Something tells me they're not to sure of my change of heart." Tyler said nervously. "I know they both voted for me last time."

"And Bridgette and Geoff decided to stay out of it after B got booted last week." Gwen stated.

Noah sighed. "Great, we now have only 5 votes on a team of 16. Just perfect.

"Who are we going to vote for?" Dawn asked.

"I say we go for Heather. Any objections?" Gwen inquired. Everybody shrugged, and no objections were made. Gwen smiled. "Perfect."


The Gophers were now seated at the bonfire, with the host standing over them with a tray of fifteen marshmallows on it.

"Hello Gophers." Chris said, looking at the 16 teens in front of him. "Twice in a row, not so good, is it?" He continued, smirking. "Anyways, lets kill the suspense and get on with it. The first marshmallow of the night goes to Izzy!"

"Muahaha…" Izzy cackled as she caught her marshmallow.

"Mike!" Mike grinned, catching his treat.

"Bridgette!"

"Geoff!" Bridgette and Geoff smiled at each other and shared a hug.

"Duncan, Gwen, Zoey!" The Three caught their marshmallows with happy looks.

"Alejandro!" Alejandro smirked, catching his marshmallow.

"Tyler!" Chris announced, causing Tyler to sigh with immense relief.

….

….

"Lightning!"

"Ezekiel!" The prairie dude looked relieved. "Thank goodness." He muttered.

"Dawn!" She smiled, catching her marshmallow.

….

"There are now three marshmallows left, and four campers. One of you four didn't get any votes, and that person is…

"Noah! You're safe bro!" Noah sighed in relief.

"The next marshmallow goes to, with only one vote…

Eva!" Eva smirked, catching her marshmallow, crushing it, then throwing it into the woods.

"Now campers," Chris said, looking between Lindsay, who looked mildly puzzled, and Heather, who looked confident. "The final marshmallow of the night goes to…

Heather!" Heather just smirked, while Lindsay and Tyler both looked downcast.

"Wait? So I'm eliminated? I'm SO confused." She said, puzzled. Chris rolled his eyes, used to the bimbo's brainpower, or lack thereof.

"Yes Lindsay, you racked up the most votes, so it's time for you to go." Chris told her.

"But wait, what did I do?" She asked her team. Everyone gave a shrug, but even Lindsay wasn't stupid enough to miss the scorn and glee in Alejandro's dark brown eyes.

"You!" She said, pointing in Alejandro's face. "You did this, didn't you?"

As she started to yell at him, Noah chuckled. "I wonder if we'll get another Heather cuss-out." He whispered to Duncan, who nodded, grinning.

"I don't know what your talking about." Alejandro said smoothly.

"You used me to find out what was up with Tyler, you said you thought he was cheating on me!" Lindsay yelled at him. Gasps were heard among the Gophers, even from Alejandro's own alliance.

"You're lieing!" Alejandro insisted, sensing danger.

"You stupid bastard! You're just so evil!" Lindsay said, tears brimming in her eyes. "I'm tired of being used! That's what I think of you! Ale-jerk-dro!" She said, stomping on his foot. She then faced the rest of the team, seemingly back to her usual airy-fairy self. "Bye guys! I'll miss you! Except you, Heather." She kissed Tyler, who looked extremely sad. "Win for us, ok Tyler?" She walked onto the boat. "Bye guys!" She called waving.

"Bye!" Some of the Gophers echoed.

Chris had a smile that said 'ratings' all over his face. "Well campers, that was drama filled! Excellent! Now go get some sleep, you all stink. Except you Noah, you know, cause you didn't do jack shit today." He chuckled.

"Hey!" Noah protested, "You can't say that, the viewers will hate you!" Chris chuckled, "The cameras have been out for the past 2 minutes, know-it-all." Noah just rolled his eyes and followed the rest of his team to the cabins.


(CONFESSIONAL: HEATHER):

Heather: Well well. Not even 10 eliminations in and both Lindsay and Beth, my Season 1 alliance members, are gone. It just goes to show that in a big game with more people, people like them, need people like me!

(END CONFESSIONAL: HEATHER):


(CONFESSIONAL: TYLER):

Tyler: Damn Alejandro! He definitely out smarted me… I thought for sure that Heather was going home. He's gonna pay for this.

(END CONFESSIONAL: TYLER):


In the Bass Boy's cabin, currently most of the dudes were playing Go Fish.

"Got any two's?" Justin asked Brick. Brick shook his head. "Negitory Private, Go Fish."

Justin sighed, "I'm not very good at this." It was true, he had 13 cards in his hands, while the rest of the players averaged 5 or 6 cards.

"Got a Jack?" Trent asked DJ.

"Nope, sorry man, Go Fish." The Jamaican giant said.

Trent drew a card. "Hah! Got one anyways!" He said, putting his pair of Jacks to the side.

Sam, who had only 1 card left, asked, "Do you got any 4's, Owen?"

Owen chuckled. "Nope! You've asked me that like 4 times already!"

"I've asked everyone like 3 times." Sam groaned, "Where are you, you stupid fours?" He asked, annoyed as he drew an 8.

"Would you assholes keep it down?" Scott said. He was rather bitter that he wasn't asked to play.

Justin tossed some crusty earphones at him. "Here you go Scott, will this shut you up?" He asked.

"Eew, these are nasty!" Scott said, holding the earmuffs at arms length. "Where did you even get these?"

"Chef let me borrow them." Justin said, smirking. Owen chuckled.

"Figures." Scott muttered under his breath, turning out his light and going to bed.

"Looks like I win, guys." Harold said, taking the 8 from Sam and showing that he had no more cards left.

"Damn! That's the fourth time in a row!" Sam said. Harold grinned. They got ready for bed and went to sleep.


The Bass girls were in bed, talking with each other. Katie and Sadie were talking to Dakota about boys, and Courtney and Anne Maria were talking about a TV show they both watched, and Jo was asleep.

"I know!" Courtney said, grinning broadly. "Seinfield is totally the best Comedy TV show out there!"

Anne Maria nodded approvingly. "Definitly, sista. But lemme tell ya, I think Fraiser is a close second."

"I dunno, Friends is pretty hilarious." Courtney said, giggling.

They shared a chuckle before Courtney yawned. "Alright Anne Maria, I'm going to bed." She said, turning her light off.


(CONFESSIONAL: COURTNEY):

Courtney: Who knew that Anne Maria isn't as vulgar as she appears? She actually ahs some pretty common sense. I wonder why she doesn't use it more to her advantage.

(END CONFESSIONAL: COURTNEY):


"Ohmygosh, Anne Maria is SO lucky to have Justin!" Katie told Sadie and Dakota. Sadie nodded. "Totally!" Dakota shrugged. "I'm happy with my Sam," "Well, yea, but we're still like, single." Sadie told her. Dakota sniffed, "I should think so." She muttered under her breath.


(CONFESSIONAL: DAKOTA):

Dakota: Ok, Katie and Sadie are perfectly nice and all, but they DRIVE ME CRAZY! They're just so loud and high pitched, I'm so glad I'm nothing like them. *She looks at the camera* What? I'm NOT! GOD!

(END CONFESSIONAL: DAKOTA):


The tension in both Gopher cabins was bordering unbearable. The entire team met in the boys side and came to an agreement.

"Ok, first thing tomorrow we ask Chris if the people in your alliance can take the Boy's side, and if the people not in your's can take the Girls side." Noah told Alejandro. Alejandro nodded.

"Is everyone ok with sleeping co-ed?" Duncan asked everyone, "Don't worry, there are no perverts here, Cody is on the other team," He joked, much to their amusement. No one had any serious objections, so they just went to bed with minimal talking.


Chris stood on the Dock of Shame, flashing his toothy grin at the camera.

"Well! Looks like there sure is some tension going on in the Gophers hole. Will I let them switch cabins? Will Tyler change his spots, again? How will Alejandro's alliance fare with one less member? Find out next time on TOTAL. DRAMA. CHAOS!"


Voting Confessionals:

Alejandro: Thank you for your help, Lindsay, you won't be too useful anymore.

Bridgette: Well, Geoff really wanted to vote for Lindsay, but I just can't do it. Not while Heather's still here.

Dawn: We decided that we were going to vote for Heather. Personally, I think we should go straight for Alejandro, but I'm not going to question Noah over something so unnecessary.

Duncan: Sorry toots, you've been here way to long in each season. I'll tell Ale-douchebag goodbye. *He smirks*

Eva: Izzy and I decided we'd vote for Lindsay, we think her elimination will rattle Tyler the most.

Ezekiel: You know, I feel like people forget about me, eh? But thoot's fine with me, It just means I get to stay here longer! Anyways, I vote for Eva, she's scary!

Geoff: Well, Bridge really wanted to vote off Heather, but Alejandro approached me and said if I knew what was good for Bridge and I we'd vote for Lindsay, so… sorry Tyler.

Gwen: Good bye, Heather. And good riddance.

Heather: Good bye, Lindsiot. We won't be missing you.

Izzy: *Cackling, in a sing song voice* Eva and I, we decide, that Lindsay… must go!

Lightning: Sha-Sorry, Lindsay, but if Lightning wants to win again, like he did in the U.S and in the alternate version in Canada of season four. You gotta be gone sometime, so why not now?"

Lindsay: I vote for Heather, she is SO totally mean.

Mike: Well, it looks like Lindsay is the next to go, why were voting for someone in our alliance, I don't know, but hey, who am I to question, right?

Noah: Buzz off, Queen Bee.

Tyler: Man, I hope I'm safe tonight, I vote for Heather.

Zoey: I guess I vote for Lindsay, although she seems so nice…


Lindsay: 8 votes. (Alejandro, Eva, Geoff, Heather, Izzy, Lightning, Mike, Zoey.)

Heather: 7 votes. (Bridgette, Dawn, Duncan, Gwen, Lindsay, Noah, Tyler.)

Eva: 1 vote. (Ezekiel.)


Elimination Order: Blainley, Staci, Beth, LeShawna, Sierra, Cameron, B, Lindsay.

Remaining Screaming Bass: Harold, Owen, Sam, Anne Maria, Cody, Dakota, Scott, Trent, Brick, Jo, Justin, Sadie, Courtney.

Remaining Killer Gophers: Lightning, Zoey, Ezekiel, Noah, Dawn, Alejandro, Gwen, Duncan, Eva, Geoff, Heather, Mike, Tyler, Bridgette, Izzy.


(A/N): Hey guys! Hope you enjoyed sorry to Lindsay fans. Alejandro sure is a dick, huh? Well, let me know what you think, also, (I know I've said this a lot,) but PLEASE PLEASE use my poll, it's on my profile page :D! Anyways. It's rainy and awful here, how is where u are? Leave a review! I'd love to know! Also, I can't believe I've already hit 40 reviews on my first story! I LOVE YOU GUYS! Specisl thanks to Lovergirl2017, Infected Bliss, and Cupcakes11 for their near constant reviews :D Go check out their stories, there really good :D!Ciao, beloved readers/reviewrs.

Anyways, on to the review replies!

PS2Wizard: Yes I know… trust me XD that was a mistake on my part but it's all fixed now! Anyway, hope you contine to enjoy !

Guest: I updated once, and I update again, Yay!

Lovergirl2017: Hahahaa Well Tyler is, he's fooling Alejandro and the others… But everyone on Noah's side knows Tylers in now, but Noah voted for B just because he didn't want Tyler too look suspicious. Evil genius :O? Yes, but fortuantly it didn't last too long. And yes, moar Nawn will ensue!

acosta perez jose Ramiro: That is quite the awesome name you have there, my friend! Thanks! I certainly will :D!

Guest: Thanks! Yeah I liked the challenge too :D, I know right? Thanks! We got 2 inches of snow =.=…

RedEyedWarrior: Thanks for all the reviews! Yes that stuff is good XD too bad LeShawna's gone… Damn Alejandro and his crafty ways… Enjoy :D!

Cupcakes11: Thanks a lot! It's awesome to see you reviewing my chapter :D! Tyler, huh? Yes, he's got more brains this time around, eh?

XGoldinSpiritx: Thanks dude! Haha you like DxG… so many opinions! Anyways, I hope to have this out my Tuesday or Wednesday… We'll see :D

Infected Bliss: I'm so glad your enjoying! Thanks a lot :D You make me feel warm and fuzzy :P. Yes Amilea could be trouble, or could she be help? Thanks :D! I just thought I should do another fanon couple besides Nawn and that couple I think could definitely be doable. Ah yes, poor B caught the brunt of Team Alejandro's schemes… poor guy. That is confidential unfortunantly, though I can ASSURE you he doesn't win . I know right? Ouch. I'm honored to be your longest reviewertourstorythingy. XD

BriBrilovestakis: Well, I'm sorry that its not to your liking there might be a couple times were the charactars are a little OOC… nothing personal. Glad your enjoying the story though