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Cliff waltzed down the streets of fun city, picking up as many girls he could find. It's not his fault he was the most beautiful thing created, so why not use his beauty to have people admire him. After all, he considered himself as a living artwork. The lack of fan girls and/or boys on Sunday made the streets practically vacant. Only the workers who lived on the outskirts of the city were allowed to enter the amusement city on this day, but there were still women for Cliff to flirt with.

A cat, fell from the sky, landing on its two feet. It hissed, marching its way towards Cliff with its eyes looking as if it was possessed. Cliff reached inside his pocket, and pulled out a magical baton, chanting, "Sailor Marine Love Transformation!" A mini skirt, a tank top, and a sailor collar, while various ribbons and bows were tied on, all pink, replaced his black jumpsuit.

"I am Sailor Marine Warrior of Love, and in the name of the House of Hottness, I will discipline you!" Cliff yelled, posing like a cheerleader on crack.

A dragon hung from the sky, descending the same height of the roofs of the buildings, revealing a human riding it. Cliff glared at the dragon, muttering, "Albel, that loser."

"I'm not Albel!" The man growled, throwing another cat at Cliff. "Your bar is damaging the environment, and killing chickens in order to produce a flu shot! You are the ones who should be disciplined! A lot of harsh chemicals in red and blue hair dye your strippers use seep into the ground water, destroying it!"

"Complain to Nel about the hair dye because my hair is naturally beautiful." Cliff answered.

"That bitch!" Dias hissed, appearing out of nowhere, shaking his fist in the air. "That was supposed to be a secret! How dare she tell everyone that my hair isn't naturally blue! Well guess what, SHE IS PREGNANT WITH EVERYONE'S CHILD!"

"Don't you read the tabloids?" the man asked, as if he was born yesterday. "It was written all over the news about Celine being a slut, so she presumed you were the big mouth."

"I will discipline you!" Dias shouted, pulling out a magical baton similar to Cliffs. "Sailor Marine Warrior Sea Transformation!"

"I will get you, sailor marine warriors, for I am the powerful Noel, a sailor marine warrior!" The man announced. Leaping into the air, he held a baton in his hands, and spiraled to the ground as gold ribbons surrounded him, giving him the same ensemble as Cliff and Dias. He landed on his feet, with his eyes unseen, introducing himself, "I am Sailor Marine Warrior of Earth."

"And I am Sailor Marine Warrior of War." A familiar voice beckoned, flipping down from the sky, landing beside Noel. "Also, known as Albel!"

"Well, evil sailor marine warriors, I am Sailor Marine Warrior of Wisdom!" Another voice from the distance called out, marching towards Cliff and Dias. "Marine Howl of Death!"

A violet orb of light flew towards the enemies with great speed, but they dodged the attack by jumping high into the air, as if they were on LSD. The man stood beside Cliff and Dias, wearing the marine warrior outfit in black, with his long, golden locks, swaying in the wind, accompanied with rose pedals.

"Ernest, I never knew you were a marine warrior!" Cliff stated in shock. "Warrior of Wisdom? Sounds stupid, did Leon pick that out?"

"No, I did!" Ernest hissed, glaring at Cliff. "I'm way more smarter then dat brat will be!"

"Marine Arrow of Fire!" Albel yelled, aiming an arrow at the quarreling warriors, posing with one leg bend.

A rose fell from the sky, canceling out the arrow, while strange Spanish guitar music was played from somewhere. A man wearing a tuxedo and a top hat stood on a building, introducing himself, "Fire is supposed to be beauty of love, not evil. I, Tuxedo Roger, will protect the warriors. Show this man what love is Sailor Marine Warrior of Love."

"Marine Mirror of Aqua!" Dias screamed, aiming a mirror, appearing from nowhere, at the enemy. "I wanna be in the spotlight! I'm prettier than Cliff!"

Water sprayed from the mirror, splashing the evil warriors, drenching them, as they cried out, "WE'RE MELTING, NO!"

"No one is physically prettier than I am!" Cliff snapped.

A magical baton, the shape of a heart, appeared out of nowhere, landing in Cliffs hands. He spun around, posing each chance he got. After several hours, he raised the baton above his head, shouting, "Marine Kiss of Honey!" Pink light surrounded everywhere, sparkling the enemies with magical dust. They jumped to safety on the dragon, using every ounce of energy they had.

"We will get you next time!" Noel growled, throwing another cat at Cliff.

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AN: This chapter is short because I was lazy. Sorry for the long update, but I have a life. Thanks for reading, and please review!