Total Drama Ecstasy

In this chapter, we're going to see the return of some of Total Drama's old foes...that's right. It's Phineas and Ferb! They're up to no good again!

Let's enjoy the show...and hope that it doesn't get conquered.

Chapter 9: Return Of Phineas And Ferb

Dawn was feeling rather on edge. She couldn't help but shake the feeling that something bad was going to happen.

As before, she and B were standing in the parking lot.

Sure enough, B immediately noticed.

"Is something the matter, Dawn?" inquired B.

"I just can't help but shake the feeling that we're going to be in dire straits soon..." spoke Dawn.

"That doesn't sound good." answered the strong, silent genius.

"No, it doesn't." nodded the moonchild.

"Anyways, do you want to recap the events of the previous episode?" inquired B.

"Sure..." answered Dawn.

Immediately, she began to narrate the events of the previous episode.

"Right...in the last episode, I decided to do a pirate challenge. And yes, I am aware that we did a pirate challenge during Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island." stated Dawn.

Sure enough, James was about to dive out of the water...but he stopped when Dawn explained that to him.

"This time, I was hoping that there wasn't going to be any foul play involved...but as it turned out, no such luck. This time, Artemis decided to do something bad. And yes, she's not the angel that everyone thinks she is." answered Dawn.

B rubbed his hand behind his head.

"After Bruce (who as we all know is a school bully) decided to bully her, she decided to get even with him...by using a shrinking potion and dressing him up like a girl." explained the moonchild.

B sweatdropped.

"That wasn't the end of it, however. Eventually, she decided to change him back...only to frame him for breaking into Team Hollywood's girls' trailer. The girls were not amused, to say the very least." answered Dawn.

B began to blush. That sounded rather...embarrasing.

"Things only got worse for Bruce when Patrick showed up carrying his suitcase...which he had filled with ladies' underwear for Artemis. Sure enough, the girls' anger at him exploded." noted the moonchild.

B's face had turned red.

"Suffice to say, none of the campers approved of Bruce after that. In fact, only two people voted for Artemis rather than him...and of course, it was not enough to prevent him from being eliminated. I kind of feel sorry for the poor guy. To think this was exactly how I got eliminated..." acknowledged Dawn.

"I know..." nodded B.

"However, people seem to be catching on to her true nature as of late. Is it only a matter of time before people discover her true nature?" inquired the moonchild.

"Well, it's not like she really tries to hide it...people just assume that she's a normal girl and leave it at that." answered the strong, silent genius.

"Well, that's true." nodded the winner of Total Drama Insanity.

"Then again, considering how strong she is, maybe they shouldn't." noted B.

"I know. I believe that her physical strength actually surpasses that of her teammates." acknowledged Dawn.

"How about that." answered her boyfriend.

"Anyways, I think we've spoken enough. It's time for the next episode of Total Drama Ec-"

Suddenly, they heard a van entering the Total Drama Action parking lot.

"Hmm?" inquired the moonchild.

"I don't remember ever getting any guests..." stated B.

"Then again, we do typically have a guest star every single episode so far." noted Dawn.

Suddenly, two people stepped out of the van, and Dawn and B gasped in shock.

It was none other than Phineas and Ferb.

"Oh god...it's you guys!" screamed Dawn.

"How did you escape from jail?!" bellowed B.

"We dug our way out!" exclaimed Phineas.

"Oh..." answered the moonchild.

"Now then, where were we? Ah yes. Step in that building over there for us, will you? That way nobody will have to get hurt." stated the boy.

"R-right, of course!" exclaimed Dawn.

As it turned out, it was the very building that they typically used to monitor the cameras.

Dawn and B stepped in, and Ferb locked them inside.

"Everything is going to plan!" bellowed Phineas.

Suddenly, the Total Drama Ecstasy theme song began to play.

"What? No no no no! Play something different!" exclaimed the boy.

Sure enough, the Phineas and Ferb theme song began to play.

"That's better!" bellowed Phineas.

Ferb nodded.

One drastically altered theme song later...

Once again, Roger, Louis, and Marvin were rather content as to how the latest challenge had turned out. Personally, they were a bit surprised that Team Oscar managed to win for a change.

Then again, they did appear to have changed their strategy.

"I can't help but shake the feeling that something bad is going on out there..." stated Louis.

"What makes you say that?" inquired Roger.

"It just feels like Total Drama's past is coming back to haunt it." noted the unlucky boy.

"Oh." answered the cop.

"You think we're under attack by girls?" asked Marvin.

"Maybe..." noted the teenage boy.

Marvin began to shiver.

"Where is Forrest, anyway?" inquired Roger.

"I think he went with Kairi." answered Louis.

"I take it they want to hang out?" questioned the preteen boy.

"Yeah..." nodded the unlucky teenager.

"Either that...or they're going on a-"

"Picnic?" asked Roger.

"Yes, a picnic." answered Marvin.

Roger shrugged. He got the feeling that Marvin was referring to something else.

He decided it was best not to dwell on it.

Immediately, he began to straighten his hat.

"How long have you had that hat?" inquired Marvin.

"Since I was five." answered Roger.

"You've been wearing it for a long time, haven't you?" questioned Louis.

"Yes, I have." nodded the boy.

"I wonder if I should get a hat like that." answered the unlucky boy.

"Knock yourself out." answered Roger.

"Do you know where I can get hats like that?" questioned Marvin.

"Probably at the store." explained the son of a police officer.

"Hmm..." thought Louis. Where exactly could he get a hat like that?

He was personally interested in getting one himself.

Then again, he would have to do that after the end of the season...and hopefully in time for the next if he was chosen to be a camper again.

Of course, if he happened to win the prize money, he would probably be getting a lot more than just a hat.

"Do you think we should pay him a visit?" asked Roger.

"Maybe. I do like to relax in this trailer though." answered Marvin.

"Yeah, me too." nodded Louis. It was always nice to get a take a break from the challenges.

Then again, he did enjoy the challenges too, even if they required him to work together with his teammates.

"I was a bit surprised that Team Hollywood lost this time around...they seemed to be doing pretty well earlier..." noted Louis.

"I know...it's weird." acknowledged Roger.

"I wonder what happened?" asked Marvin.

"Maybe they were off their A-Game this time?" questioned Roger.

"Maybe they were." nodded Louis.

Marvin shrugged.

"So far I don't think we've lost any teammates yet..." acknowledged Louis.

"I know. We must be pretty lucky." answered Roger.

"Yes, we are." nodded Marvin.

"Then again, that might change in the future." questioned the son of a policeman.

"Yeah..." agreed the gynophobe.

Confessional: Will things start to go south for Team Stardom?

Marvin: I wonder how Forrest is doing?

Louis: Knowing how unlucky I am, I'll probably be the first member of my team to go.

Roger: Whatever happens, we need to be ready.

At Team Stardom's girls trailer...

Olivia and Neila were sitting on on the top bunk to the left, while Wendy was sitting on the bottom bunk on the right, reading her book on Total Drama's history.

"Where is Kairi?" inquired Olivia.

"I'm not quite sure..." answered Neila.

"I believe that she went with Forrest..." explained Wendy.

"Oh..." comprehended the former intern. Were they going away from the trailers as friends...or was it something else?

"Did you know that Chris Maclean once sued Jeff Probst for ripping off his style?" inquired the bookworm.

"What? He did? Now that I think of it, they look a lot alike..." questioned the former intern.

"Yes, he did. Seems like he pulled out a James Burgermeister." answered Wendy.

"Wow." stated Olivia.

"Of course, he didn't actually win that lawsuit...but it was a notable part of Total Drama's history nonetheless." explained the bookworm.

"Gosh. I don't want to start ripping off Chris's style." acknowledged Neila.

"Why would we do that? I don't think anybody likes him." answered Olivia.

"That's true." nodded Wendy.

"Why did the producer ever hire him as a host?" questioned Neila.

"Maybe they thought that he was a better person than he really was?" asked Olivia.

"Personally I would never hire him." answered Wendy.

"Me neither." nodded Neila.

Immediately, she began to sigh.

"What's the matter?" inquired Olivia.

"I used to work for that guy...it was terrible." answered Neila.

"Oh yeah..." nodded Wendy.

"I don't want to do it again." stated the intern.

"Right, of course." answered the bookworm.

"Of course, nowadays working as an intern in this show is probably a lot safer...I don't think we're polluting the environment with toxic waste anymore..." noted Olivia.

"That's true." answered Neila. Maybe she could come back as an intern on this show one day.

Then again, she didn't feel quite ready for that yet. She still had some bad memories left to recuperate from.

Maybe a few therapy sessions perhaps? Those sounded like they would be rather helpful.

However, she got the feeling that she wouldn't recover completely. Some things were simply traumatizing like that.

On the other hand, she was feeling a lot better now that she was actually making friends on this show. She noticed that back in the early days, interns did not talk much. They just wanted to do their jobs and get on with it, it seems.

Neila had noticed that some of the interns had been squinting their eyes back when she was working as an intern on Revenge Of The Island, and wondered if that was a signal that she should have left.

"Probably..." thought the former intern. This time, she was going to be more observant of things around her.

After all, Julius Caesar likely wouldn't have been assassinated if he had simply decided to listen to his wife. He should have seen his death coming from a mile away, in fact. Then again, he did seem right to trust Brutus...despite the fact that his name made him sound like...well, a brute.

Confessional: Everybody hates Chris...except for himself.

Neila: I'm kind of glad that Chris is locked behind bars to be honest. It seems to be doing everyone a lot of favors.

Olivia: I'm glad that interns are dying so much less...the carnage on this show was beginning to sicken me.

Wendy: It says here that back in the early days, the average life expectancy for an intern was about a week at the most. Now it says that they're going to live...for about fifty years. Gosh.

At the replica of the Thousand-Foot Gorge, Kairi and Forrest were relaxing.

"I have to admit, we have a nice view up here." noted Kairi.

"Yeah...we'll have to be careful not to fall off though." answered Forrest.

"Personally I'm a bit surprised that we can use the water to protect ourselves from the fall...I heard that water won't protect us if we fall thousands of feet..." questioned the ninja.

"Well, we do happen to be cartoon characters." stated the mechanic.

"We're fanfiction characters, actually. But I suppsoe we're as resilient as them." spoke Kairi.

"Why are we breaking the fourth wall?" inquired Forrest.

"Well, you started it." answered the kunoichi.

"Oh yeah." comprehended the mechanic.

"It's nice getting to hang out with you." noted Kairi.

Suddenly, they noticed something that was rather...strange.

"Hmm, that's weird...I think I see two boys at the parking lot." spoke the kunoichi.

Out in the distance, they could see the duo. Oddly enough, they happened to look way different. One of them had orange hair while the other had green...much like Neila. One of them resembled a rabbit while the other had a head shaped like a blender.

They had never seen anyone like them.

"Two boys? I thought everyone here was eleven or older." questioned Forrest. This was rather unusual.

"Were there two late arrivals that Dawn forgot to tell us about? My mind forgets things like that sometimes." inquired Kairi.

"Hmm..." thought Forrest. Something didn't seem quite right about this. He couldn't help but shake the feeling that the duo did not have good intentions, and that Total Drama may be in danger.

Maybe he should try consulting Dawn or B on the matter? They might want to know about this.

However, at the same time, he somehow got the feeling that he shouldn't get too close to the duo.

So, he decided to stay in the same spot for the time being.

"We might want to watch this in order to see how things turn out." stated Forrest.

"Yeah, maybe we should." nodded Kairi.

Curious, they noticed that the duo were heading towards the trailers.

"That's weird..." thought the kunoichi.

Why were they heading towards the trailers?

Something was very odd indeed.

And at the same time, it felt like something was wrong.

What exactly was going on?

Confessional: Nothing good, I can tell you that.

Kairi: I feel a sinister sense of foreboding...

Forrest: Who are these two boys? And why are they here?

Phineas: *he cackles*

Ferb: I think I know what Phineas wants to do today.

At Team Hollywood's boys' trailer.

With Bruce no longer around to give campers wedgies, there were now three male members of Team Hollywood left.

Of course, these were Patrick, Morgan, and Vincent. Vincent was sitting on the bottom bunk at the left while Patrick and Morgan were sitting together on the top bunk on the right.

Oddly enough, they happened to be friends, even though Morgan enjoyed manipulating people to get ahead in the game.

He was a bit disappointed that he had lost Bruce, but he was just a pawn. He could always find another camper.

He had a few ideas.

"Well, that was a shame. It looks like we've lost Bruce..." noted Patrick.

Immediately, he began to sigh. To be honest, he was starting to regret helping Artemis.

Sure, Bruce was a thug and a bully, but he was also somewhat of a valuable asset to his team due to how muscular he was.

All of a sudden, he was starting to get worried.

"I was under the impression that you wouldn't be sad to see him gone." answered Morgan.

"Well, he was a useful member of our team." answered the jock.

"That's true." nodded the blonde.

Vincent simply stared at the wall.

As it turned out, he was thinking to himself.

"So, we've lost our first awards ceremony. Thankfully Artemis saved me the trouble of having to get my hands dirty..." he thought.

Immediately, he began to smile.

"Vincent's still not talking..." noted Morgan.

"I guess he's a bit like B." answered Patrick.

"Apparently." nodded the blonde.

Vincent simply ignored them. He had no time for distractions.

"To be honest, I actually know who got him eliminated. I believe that it was Artemis." answered Morgan.

"You know about this?" inquired Patrick.

"Yeah...I watched her shrink Bruce with a shrinking potion. Now that I think of it...didn't you show all the girls the things you "found" in his suitcase?" questioned Morgan.

"Alright, you got me. I helped out Artemis with one of her evil schemes..." answered Patrick.

"Well, that's a shame! Now we've lost some good muscle..." noted the blonde.

"I don't think we'll need Bruce to serve as muscle with Artemis around..." questioned the jock.

"What?" inquired Morgan.

"Never mind." stated the jock.

Vincent continued to stare at the wall in silence.

"As they said...Bruce was completely and utterly worthless. He had his elimination coming. I shall not miss him at all." he thought.

Once again, he began to smile.

"So, are you ready for the next challenge?" questioned the jock.

"As I'll ever be." answered Morgan.

Confessional: There's not going to be a challenge this episode.

Morgan: That's assuming that there's going to be a challenge...wait, what am I saying?

Vincent: *he is happy to have removed dead weight from his team*

Patrick: Maybe if I see Bruce again I can apologize to him...then again, maybe Artemis should be the one apologizing.

At the Team Hollywood girls' trailer...

Artemis was feeling rather excited. In fact, she was practically jumping off the walls.

Lucca was sitting on the top bunk to the left, while Cindy was sitting on the top bunk to the right. Cynthia was sitting on the bottom bunk below Cindy.

Why you may ask? Well, in case you aren't up to date in this story, Artemis had successfully gotten rid of someone that she wanted gone, simply because he had decided to take her teddy bear without her permission.

That person was Bruce. He had paid the ultimate price for bullying his fellow campers. It looked as if he would not be winning the million dollars.

"Yes! Yes! Hahahaha! I am the champion!" laughed Artemis.

"Artemis, are you feeling OK? You're acting awfully loopy." asked Cindy.

"You're even more energetic than I am today!" exclaimed Lucca.

"Yes, of course I am! Never better! Why do you ask?" asked the preteen girl.

"You're acting like you belong in a circus." answered Cynthia.

Artemis frowned for a moment, but she quickly began running around the trailer again.

"Is there a particular reason you're so excited?" asked Cindy curiously.

Artemis was about to explain what she had done, when suddenly Lucca asked her a question.

"Did you eat a chocolate bar?" asked Lucca.

"Well, I got one from the vending machine..." answered Artemis truthfully.

"I get sugar rushes like that too!" exclaimed the wolf girl.

"Maybe I am having a sugar rush..." spoke the preteen girl.

"Hmm..." thought Cindy. Somehow, she couldn't help but shake the feeling that had to do with what had happened in the previous episode than the latest one.

Listening closely to Artemis as she ran across the room, Cindy heard her mention sometihng about a "frameup", which she found to be suspicious.

"A frameup?" she pondered.

"Have fun being a lunatic." murmured Cynthia.

Cindy rolled her eyes.

Suddenly, Artemis began to calm down.

"Alright, even I think that's gone long enough." noted the preteen girl.

"About time." answered Cynthia.

Immediately, she began to wonder what her next course of action should be.

Granted, she was rather tempted to try to get rid of Cynthia next...however, she knew that if Team Hollywood lost twice in a row, people might get suspicious.

As such, she might want to play it safe for a while.

Suddenly, Lucca began to sniff.

"Funny, I'm detecting an unfamiliar scent. It smells..evil." stated Lucca.

"Evil? Sweet!" exclaimed Artemis.

Cindy and Cynthia raised an eyebrow.

"That doesn't seem like a good sign..." answered Cindy.

"Of course it's not a good sign! Good and evil are antonyms!" exclaimed the preteen girl.

"We know that." answered Cynthia.

Artemis let out a sigh.

Confessional: I wonder how Bruce is doing back at the playa.

Lucca: The scent is getting stronger.

Artemis: Is it Bruce again? He probably wants revenge...no matter. I bet I can wipe the floor with him.

Cynthia: Lucca's probably just being a moron.

Cindy: What is it that Lucca picked up? We might want to stay alert.

At Team Oscar's trailer for boys...

"Yes! We finally won a challenge!" exclaimed Dennis.

"I know! Isn't it awesome?" inquired Jack.

"It sure is. I knew we could do it! We are perfect!" bellowed Norman.

"What makes you sure about that?" asked Dennis.

"I just know we are!" exclaimed the arrogant boy.

"But we lost the first two challenges." pointed out Jack.

"That was just a one-time fluke...or a two-time fluke! I'm sure that we're going to win every single challenge from now on." stated Norman.

"Really? Sweet!" exclaimed Dennis.

Jack rolled his eyes. They were setting their hopes up way too high.

Now that they had said that, they were probably going to lose the next challenge...

...and then there would be only five of them left.

Immediately, Jack wondered why he was stuck with what appeared to be the inferior team on Total Drama Ecstasy.

Was it punishment for stealing from others?

If so, he was starting to wonder if he should keep up his kleptomaniac ways.

Then again, old habits did die hard.

"You think that the next challenge is going to be an eating contest?" inquired Norman.

"If so, Dennis is going to excel at it." answered Jack.

"I sure am!" bellowed Dennis.

"I don't! I might become fat and lose all of my fangirls!" bellowed the teenage boy.

"Is that all you think about? Your fangirls?" inquired Jack.

Norman sweatdropped.

"Personally I hope that there's another treasure challenge..." stated the thief. Personally he particularly enjoyed that pirate challenge.

Of course, it also helped that his team actually managed to win that challenge rather than lose horribly like they had done before.

He was personally enjoying his toy pirate ship. It was too bad that it wasn't actually full of treasure like a traditional pirate ship would.

It wasn't like he actually wanted to be a pirate, however. He just wanted treasure, that's all. He wouldn't sink that low.

"At least wearing a hat like that would be nifty." thought Jack.

"I hope there's a talent challenge! You know how talented I am!" bellowed Norman.

"Right, of course." answered Dennis.

"I take it you would try burping the alphabet?" asked Jack.

"Of course I would!" bellowed the glutton.

Now that he thought of it, Jack wasn't sure what he would do for a talent challenge, since his main talent was stealing.

Maybe he needed to try doing something else for a change.

Picking flowers, perhaps? Then again, that was girly. Even he wasn't the one to try stealing bouquets...unless he wanted to impress a girl.

On the other hand, jewelry was fair game.

"I just love taking jewelry..." thought Jack.

Immediately, he began to think all the money he could win on Total Drama if he managed to win the season.

Currently, he had one chance in twenty-one of winning. That seemed like a fairly decent chance right.

Of course, it was less than 5%, but he was hoping for a miracle.

Confessional: Believe it or not, Norman is not as perfect as he claims to be.

Norman: *he shows everyone his shiny teeth*

Justin: Norman keeps ripping off my style...then again, he doesn't seem to be a villain on this show...just a teenage boy obsessed with his own ego.

Jack: I've got to have money! And yes, I thought that the Tom and Jerry movie sucked. Except for Lickboot. I can relate to him...

Dennis: C'mon! I want an eating challenge! Is that too much to ask?

At Team Oscar's trailer for girls...

"We finally managed to win a challenge...isn't it great? I feel like I got to kiss a hot guy on the lips." asked Rachel.

"It sure is." nodded Aqua. Personally, she wanted to kiss a hot guy on the lips herself...preferably one that didn't have his shirt off.

"Now hopefully we can recuperate from our losses. Team Hollywood's still got seven members and Team Stardom still has a full party." stated the flirtacious girl.

"I wish we didn't lose so much." remarked Quinta. Even if they did manage to win a challenge for a change, they were still behind the other two teams.

"Well, maybe we can change that...as I said." answered Rachel.

"Right, right." spoke the envious girl.

"Why are you always so jealous of others?" asked Aqua.

"I just feel that everyone's superior to me...and that I'm the runt of the litter." explained Quinta.

She in fact happened to live on a farm, though she wasn't ready to tell her friends that yet. Wouldn't want people to make fun of her. She already suffered from a lack of confidence as it was...hence the reason she liked to hang out with Norman.

Speaking of Norman...

"Hanging out with Norman will do that to you." noted Rachel.

Suddenly, Quinta began to squeal.

Immediately, Rachel began to raise an eyebrow.

She began to shrug.

"Well, no girl can stay passive around a guy." noted the flirtacious girl.

She should know. She was actually starting to lose count of how many boys she had flirted with the past.

However, if a boy had a problem, she would be happy to solve it and she wouldn't ask for anything in return.

Believe it or not, she was willing to put her lust aside in certain situations. She knew people that would do anything if it meant satisfying themselves. It made her shiver.

"That's true." nodded Aqua.

"Do you have any boys you like?" asked Rachel.

"I haven't decided yet." answered the water lover.

"Alright then." acknowledged the flirt.

"Would you like us to help you find someone?" inquired Quinta.

"I'll make my own decisions." spoke Aqua.

"Alright then." nodded the envious girl.

"I'm looking forward to the next challenge!" grinned Rachel.

"I bet you are." answered the water lover. They finally had the opportunity that they were waiting for.

What was there not to like?

Confessional: Everything.

Rachel: Oddly enough I get the feeling that two boys are now on this island...are they old enough for me to make out with without getting arrested?

Aqua: *she is thinking about the ocean waves*

Quinta: At least I get to use the confessional along with everyone else...

Curious, the campers began to hear noises outside.

They decided to head outside their trailers, and gasped in shock.

It was none other than Phineas and Ferb.

"Sweet! I love this show!" bellowed Artemis.

All the other campers began to stare at Artemis.

"What? To each their own taste! Besides, the author actually loves this show!" exclaimed the preteen girl.

"Then why did he make Phineas and Ferb evil?" questioned Cynthia.

"Because he knows somebody that hates it! He figured it would be funny!" exclaimed the preteen girl.

The other campers shrugged.

"I thought you were arrested!" exclaimed Louis.

"I believe that we already explained that...do we have to do so again?" inquired Phineas.

"Not you two again." stated Neila.

"Guess what? We're here for the prize money!" bellowed the orange-haired boy.

"The prize money? But that's for the campers!" exclaimed Olivia.

"Who cares?" questioned Phineas.

"I don't." answered Ferb.

"Now then, I suggest that you cooperate with us." said the boy in an orange-striped shirt.

"But there's twenty-one of us, and only two of you." pointed out Patrick.

"Oh, we found a way to even the odds." answered Phineas.

"You did?" asked Cindy.

Suddenly, they began to hear mechanical noises.

"What's going on this time?" inquired Rachel.

The other campers immediately gasped in shock.

As it turned out, Phineas and Ferb had brought three dozen Phinedroids and Ferbots with them...with one more Phinedroid than a Ferbot, since Phineas was more of a speaker.

"Like my work?" inquired Ferb.

"Right then. Since we have you surrounded, I suggest that you head back into your trailers. I don't really care which." answered Phineas.

Immediately, the Phinedroids and Ferbots began to force the campers into the trailers at random, causing the lineup to be quite different than usual.

"Don't try to leave them now, or we'll make you watch the animated version of the King And I!" exclaimed Phineas.

The campers gasped in shock. None of them wanted to watch that horrible movie.

"Right then. Ferb, you make sure that none of the campers escape. I'm going to try searching for the prize money. Pretty soon we're going to be millionaires!" exclaimed Phineas.

"Can't we just sell one of our inventions to make ourselves rich?" inquired Ferb.

"No way! I want them to keep them all to myself! And you, of course." answered the ten-year-old.

Ferb shrugged. To each his own taste.

Suddenly, James decided to pay the two a visit.

"Graarrghh! You two already showed up on this show before! Why do we keep having the same guest stars?!" bellowed the boy.

"Oh dear...it looks like someone didn't listen to us, Ferb. Don't say that we didn't warn you." answered Phineas.

Suddenly, a Phinedroid and Ferbot grabbed onto James and tied him to a chair.

"Let me go!" demanded James.

Immediately, Phineas and Ferb began to play the tape to James, causing him to scream in horror.

Phineas and Ferb laughed wickedly.

Confessional: Oh no! Phineas and Ferb are going to steal the prize money!

Phineas: Now, all that's left now is to look for the money. Sheesh, Dawn sure seemed to hide it well.

Ferb: We decided that we're not going to try impersonating the hosts this time. Our disguises looked ridiculous.

James: You know about what I said about this fanfic being unoriginal? I take it back! I take it all back! *he breaks down into tears*

A few minutes later...

"Well, it looks we're doing a good job so far." noted Phineas.

Ferb nodded.

"Once we get the prize money, we'll be all set." acknowledged the ten-year-old.

"You think we should build a counterfeit machine?" inquired Ferb.

"Again, we could do that...but that sounds boring." noted Phineas.

Ferb shrugged.

"Wait, shouldn't you be guarding the prisoners?" inquired the ten-year-old.

Phineas's nine-year-old brother sweatdropped.

Immediately, he went to do so.

"If you want we can just use the Phinedroids and Ferbots if the money gets too hard to find." answered Phineas.

Ferb shrugged. That seemed like a plan, but he wanted to be cautious.

"Soon we shall be the winners of Total Drama Ecstasy! Hahahaha!" laughed Phineas.

Oh dear. It looks like Phineas and Ferb have returned...as the title of this chapter could tell you.

This time, they mean business. They've brought an army of Phinedroids and Ferbots with yo..

And yes, I do love Phineas and Ferb...I just find it easy to make fun of that's all. Then again, I think it's easy to make fun of Total Drama too.

I find it easy to imagine a parody of a show so long as it's rather decent, wouldn't you say?

I'll be seeing you.