A/N:soooooo its been long and I have seriously missed you guys like hell and more then 100 reviews you guys are seriously awesome and amazing, the best in the world actually...
So my exams went so so and boob jokes didn't get me by but it sure did make me laugh, so I have updated, lets sing a song 'happy days are here again' or we can listen to my version of it the new and improved remixed version 'boob jokes are here again', seriously guys I think I have a disease I have to get it checked out and why is this getting so long sorry for the boobs...no sorry for the blabbing and I am just gonna shutup now, why aren't I shutting up man this is tough...
Ok on with the story sorry...and please leave your reviews they are most greatly appreciated. ...
"Are we there yet?"I ask caleb after being stuck in this stupid car for so long.
"No,what are you five"Caleb says back to me with sarcasm lacing in his tone.
"No, daddy I am actually six"I reply back mockingly.
"Well honey ,then shut up"Caleb is an ass.
"I wont daddy because your being a huge prick,see hanna this is exactly how he will talk to your kids"I directed my question to hanna.
"No I wont, plus your not my child "Caleb says back.
"What makes you so sure?"I say wiggling my eyebrows.
"What,shut up Paige"caleb says pushing me back into the seat.
"So, how many kids are you guys gonna have"I ask both hanna and caleb.
"Four"caleb replies like its the most obvious thing in the world.
"what, wait, four,are you crazy"hanna says back shocked.
"I am not doing it, if you want so many kids you give birth to them"hanna says back mortified.
"I cant"caleb says making an amuse face.
They start bickering about ruining hannas body or something I stopped listening,Emily punched me in the shoulder and shouted.
"Ok, guys time, you both can figure out how many kids you want after we get through the step of marriage"emily says interjecting their fight.
Atlast we arrive at the flower shop and we all step out of the car. The shop was located in the corner of the street and there were flowers layed out in the front stalls, vines were covering the shop making it give a homey and warm feeling, the shop was decorated with different types of flowers, the colours radiating and makig the shop look more lively.
When we entered the shop the bell indicating our arrival, an old lady probably in her late 60s came out and greeted us.
"How may I help you"she said in her southern accent.
"Oh yeah we are here for the wedding decoration, we talked on the phone"caleb replied back politely.
"Oh dear, yeah,I remember just step right in"she says politely,the women was a little creepy in my opinion.
I ignored all of which hanna and caleb started doing and looked a few feet away where Emily was standing looking at the rosses.
"You know that red flowers represent the immensity of love, they say that the darker the rose,the deeper the love you have for that person"I say coming up behind Emily.
"Really,where did you hear that"emily replies back to my statement.
"I made it up"I say back with a wink.
"Oh, like you made up all of the those idiotic boob jokes"emily says back to me, trying to be sarcastic but fails miserably,instead it comes out with a huge grin.
"Come on,you have to admit they are pretty funny"I reply back from which Emily smiles again, man my new favorite thing making Emily smile.
"I love your smile"those words left my mouth and I couldn't stop them, they just blabbed out of me, stupid Paige, control your freaking harmones would you.
"Umm...thank you"Emily says back a little surprised by my declaration.
"Umm...and I also love your boobs if you know what I mean"I say back with a wink,quickly recovering from my slip up.
"I knew it, it was too good to be true, Paige mcCllers being nice to someone is pretty close to impossible"Emily comments on my slip up.
"Hey,I can be nice to people...not really but lets just go with it"I say back jokingly.
"Yeah,right"Emily chuckles and walks back to hanna and I stand there.
"You know a red rose does define the immensity of love its just a matter of your heart, how much deeper you love that person is what truelly matters"I turn back and the old women was giving me advice why,I dont know but I went with it.
I just huffed back at her." That chick is trouble"I say back to the old lady.
"You trying to impress her,its not gonna work with that attitude"the old lady says again and I wonder who is this women, should I tell her about the boob situation between me and Emily and then I thought I dont want to be seen as a pervert even though I clearly am, so I went with the flow.
"No...yess"I say back,the yes part was a whisper.
"Ahh...I knew It, young love reminds me of the old days, oh how romantic we were, all you kids do right now is have sex tons and tons of it"ok now the old lady is trying to scare me, but I wont give up.
"Umm...no we dont" and she looks at me with her batshit crazy old eyes,"ok we do"I say back defeated when she gives me the crazy eyes.
"You know treat her right, give her compliments and show her love"ok now she is really scaring me.
"Sorry lady but I am a little creeped by you, no offence by the way, but its getting super creepy now, so I am gonna go"I say back to the old lady.
"Remember my advice treat people nicely and they will respect you back"ok now its extra, super, duper creepy.
I walk back to emily and beg her to step outside with me.
"What is wrong with you"emilys asks once we step out of the shop.
"The old women is creepy she just told me to be nice to people,is she like crazy or something"emily first just stares at me and then after a few moments of staring.
"Seriously,thats what you wanted to say, she told you to have an emotion and you freaked, what is wrong with you"emils says back crossing her arms in front of her chest and I think I like this new thing of hers, she starts to go back into the shop and I immediately start whining.
"No, were not going inside"I say back grabbing emilys hand.
"Ok"with that she starts to walk out in the street.
"Where are you going"I say back yelling at emily and shrugging.
"I thought you said we are not going inside"emily flips her hair back and replies.
"Hmm...cool girl"I shove my hands in my pockets and start to walk with Emily.
We walk for a while just talking and chatting about nothing in particular.
"I am hungry"I say rubbing my stomach in the process.
"What are you eating for two, we just had lunch"Emily replies back mockingly.
"No actaully I am gonna be the proud mother of three healthy baby boys"Emily just gives me on one of her pissed signature shrugs and then spots a cafe near by, we both sit down and give our, well mostly my order, Emily just orders coffee.
"So,what kind of a doctor are you"I ask Emily in order for her to not stay quiet which she usually does.
"I am a physical therapist"Emily says answering my question.
"So your basically not a real doctor, just like chinese boy isn't a chinese boy"I say back jokingly and Emily laughs.
"Oh, I made a joke and you laughed its one of those wonderful days I suppose"
"Seriously what is wrong with him, its like he's constantly trying to prove your not the best person for this job and particularly, I agree with him,but come on Caleb choose you,get over it"Emily replies back about the alleged Chinese boy.
"Dont worry i took care of it"I say back shrugging, the waiter brought me my burger and Emily her coffee.
"Wait, were you...oh no, really,you did it,he fell because of you, right?"Emily says back with a little excitement this time smiling and I just lick the ketchup off my finger and stare at her with a sly grin. She pushes me and I finally tell her.
"Yes...yes it was me,ok happy?"I say back finally explaining myself.
"You know I dont usually agree with you but that was so funny he fell and I have never laughed so hard in my life"Emily replies back laughing.
"Well it was a pleasure making you laugh"I say back taking a bite out of my burger.
"So,you always wanted to be a doctor?"I ask Emily.
"Well, I mean yeah, I always had this passion for helping people and later I thought how about a doctor, both of my mom and dad are in the army so it was a logical choice you know,"Emily answers my question.
"The logical choice hmm, wow you sound so you 'logical'"I reply back mockingly.
"Shut up, it was my passion ok, I love being a doctor and plus its what everybody wants so I am happy when everyone else is happy"emily replies back arguing with my mocking.
"But my darling annoyed friend, the real question is are 'you'really happy?" I ask Emily the question and she didn't answer.
After a few minutes of silence Emily kind of got lost in her own thoughts, I didn't know what she was thinking but I knew she was somewhat confused.
"So,what do you do?"this time the answer was directed to me.
"I am an architect" I say back taking a sip out of my soda.
"Oh,ok"Emily says back surprised.
"Really,why do sound so surprised"I say back.
"I just ..I dont know,I thought you would be one of those people who..you know..."
"Live off of their dads money"I completed Emily's sentence.
"Yeah, I mean I was definitely wrong, you are not what I expected you to be" Emily says back with genuine respect for me.
"I might comment on your boobs,I may see you naked but theres a lot you dont know about me"Emily doesn't reply back but just chuckles at my statement.
"Really,ok, you know once...ohh thats a bad story..no let me tell you another one, ok so twice, no thats also a bad one, sorry guess, I am the satans daughter"Emily lauhgs some more and I know from this point onwards I love her smile I really do love it.
"But seriously, do you love it"Emily asks me with her own judging tone.
"Yeah I mean I have always wanted to be an architect"I reply back.
"Then why aren't you working, I mean putting it on hold is not a good decision"Emily says to me genuinely concerned about my career.
"I dont know, I 've always wanted to travel the world, you know see something amazing, experience new things meet new people, until i haven't done that , I am not gonna start anything"I reply back to emily from which she just nods back.
We quickly finish our post lunch, lunch and head out on the street.
"So, I was thinking in order to make our friendship work we have to be honest with each other, so tell me Paige, what are the things you dont like about me and I'll tell you the same"Emily says back smiling and I get a little uncomfortable.
"Okkkkkayyy"I say back making a confused face, this chick is crazier then I thought.
"Its ok, I wont mind,come on"Emily shoves me with her shoulder.
"Ok, so first of all,you look like a grandmother in those jeans, I mean you have such a nice ass, show it to people and what is this, please once in a while show your boobs to someone other then me,i think i am the only one in the whole world who has ever seen them, they look like they are guarded by your annoyance,and I mean dont even get me started on your hair, its like a science experiment going up there and you have absolutely no sex appeal its like your waiting to grow old and die alone and where is your ass it looks like it got lost inside your big ego"I say the last statement hitting Emily's ass and when I look at her she has a crying look on her face and yes she starts to cry furiously I mean deadbeat crying.
I make her sit on a bench near the street and sit on the ground facing her, she is still crying and I dont know what to do,I mean I was joking.
"Hey,I was joking"I grab her hand from which she is wiping her tears and she shoves me back.
"I have a nice ass ok, and great boobs"Emily says still crying.
"Yeah you do I was just joking"I say Emily shoves my shoulder back.
"Hey, Emily look at me,please look at me"I say trying to comfort her.
"Shut up and go away"Emily shoves me back again.
"Hey, I was kidding"I say grabbing her face in my hands and making her look at me, our faces just inches apart from each other.
"Ok, you do, you have one of the most nicest and sexiest ass I have ever seen, you have great boobs the best I 've ever seen also, you are smart, nice, beautiful, amazing and may I mention extremely sexy, I love your eyes , they have the most beautiful spark I have ever so amazing and talented, you are, Emily,you are one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my entire life,you have the legs to die for and your boobs are fantastic, they best I ve ever seen amd I mean I have really looked closely"I say the last sentence with my most charming smile.
"Do you really mean that?"Emily asks wiping her tears and giving me a genuine smile.
"Yes, every word of it" i say back.
she sighs with my answer and I realize how I'm incredibly close to her, I take in all of her features, they are perfect from the tip of her nose to the small dimples that appear on her cheek to her long slender neck and her amazing beautiful eyes that could light up my whole world, her crooked smile that shows off her perfect theeth, her long luscious locks cascading down her shoulders, her soft yet tear filled cheeks and her dimples, oh, her dimples they will be the death of me, her amazing long lashes and those eyes that hold a thousand secrets in them mocking me to come and surrender all of myself for her and mostly the soft pink lips, oh how I wish I could kiss them.
"What, am i hideous now too?"Emily asks with worry lacing her voice.
No your a vision of beauty bestowed upon me from the shining light of the setting sun, thats what I wanted to say but Iinstead I say "no, your fine, just fine"
I quickly try to change the subject, I think I saw some rides not to far from here its been a while since I've been to a place like that.I didn't realize that I am still sitting down on the ground facing Emily.
"What are you thinking about ?"Emily asks me again.
"Nothing, lets go I saw a amusement park not too far away"I say while standing up from my position and going down the street. It was almost dawn.
"Plus you know,I didn't mean a word i said"I yell back to Emily and start running towards the entrance and she runs after me.
"I knew it you are the biggest asshole in the world Paige, you seriously are"Emily yells back"plus I have an amazing ass, ok"after that emilys starts to chase me down the street.
Emily
"So, why are you such a wuss?"Paige comes back with my cotton candy,sitting on the bench with me.
"What I am not a wuss, ok"I say back to paige defending myself.
"Then why dont you come on that ride with me"Paige points at the scary looking roller coster wiggling her eyebrows at me.
"No I dont want to go on a ride that goes 75 miles/hr in zero to 60 seconds, unlike some people,I have a life to get back to"I say pointing my statement towards Paige.
"Really,what life?" Paige say,when i start to say something Paige stands up and stretches her hands"you know what,I am going, tell you what, if you come on that ride with me, umm...I'll stop making boob jokes with you" and with that statement she goes to the scary roller coster, challeging me.
"Uggh...I will never, even if you stop with the boob jokes"I reoly back yelling.
"Then I guess your a wuss after all, huh Emily?"Paige walks away with that statement and goes to stand in the line.
I think on it for a while should I go or should I not go and then finally after much deliberation in my head and the subtle words from my conscience I decide, what the hell you know,whats the least that could happen, maybe I could die.I stand up from the bench and follow Paige into the line.
The roller coster came into its track and Paige took the first freakin seat, she is really trying to kill me.
"Hehehhehehhe, so the wuss has finally arrived"Paige said back in her devil voice.
"Shut up, if I die here its all your fault"I say back shoving paige.
"Dont worry the possibility of a person to die on a roller coster are pretty low, although if we fall you would probably only break a few bones and people would have to clean your shit but what the hell right?, its gonna be fun"Paige says back mocking me and scaring me to death.
When the safety belts are secured on us,I unknowingly take Paiges hand in mine, paige looked at me sceptically and gave me a nod of encouragement, some how I wasn't scared anymore, as if it felt safe with Paige, like nothing in the world could harm me now...
"That was awesome...so great,ahhh,I wanna do it again"I say excitedly to paige after we enter the subway station, after having the ride of my life, we got a phone call from caleb asking us where we went, they both thought we have probably killed each other by now but paige ensured him that were fine amd something about his balls that I didn't hear but paige laughed stupidly, she and her balls and boob jokes.
"I told you, your gonna be fine, your such a wuss"Paige replies back jokingly.
"Yeah"I say back,after a few moments of silence, I could feel the excitement radiating of me, today was a good day and Paige is really fun to hang out came back with our tickets and we started walking towards the platform.
"Thank you,paige"I say looking at her with genuine affection.
"For what?"paige answers back unknowingly.
"For everything, I...haven't laughed that hard in a long time, its always been so many things in my mind, so many problems, I just...thank you"I say back to her with a sweet genuine smile.
"Well, your welcome, do you wanna see my boobs now or later"paige says jokingly and I start giggling like a freak.
"Hey, I thought you promised me"I say hitting paige again.
"Well my dear,promises are meant to be broken"I laugh back at her statement.
"Shut up, actually you know what I do wanna see your boobs, show them to me, now"I reply back, playing with paige.
"No are you kidding me,never" paige says running toward the platform and me catching up to her.
"No, I am ready I wanna see them so badly"I say running after paige, she runs inside the train and I am a few feet behind her, she goes inside it and stops at the door, while I run towards her the train doors close and I look at paige panicking, she quickly goes to press the emergency button but nothing happens I see her trying to open the door but it doesn't and I see paige looking at me with fear, suddenly the train starts to move and paige runs at the back of the train looking at me with panick written all over her face and I see her quickly fadding into the dark tunnel of the subway leaving me behind.
At first I just stand there feeling shocked and numb at what am I gonna do,I dont know the address and Paige is gone,plus my battery has almost died so I wait for Paige,i go to sit on a nearby bench keeping my bag on my lap when suddenly i realize how lonely I am and how creepy this place is, I immediately miss Paige being with me,keeping me safe and protected,I miss her,I miss Paige and her protective hand, i never thought i would say that.I see a homeless man approach me out of nowhere,his presence were giving me the creeps. he come and started staring at me perfouisly. I get a little scared and look away from him and he just did'nt budge,but just stared at me like a freak, when finally, I see Paige running towards me from the top of the stairs, i breath a sigh of relief,, paige comes close to me and looks at the way my face has a faraway look, when she finally notices something behind me, she also notices the creepy homeless first she just stares the man down angrilly and then suddenly goes to hug him, yes, hug him.
"Whats the matter dude, did she scare you, huh, I know she can be scary sometimes but all you have to do is show her your boobs"Paige starts laughing hysterically, while the man pushes Paige away and yells"freak"when he walks right past her, Paige just goes to laugh at me"seriously you were scared of him, man your such a wuss"I just stare Paige down , while she starts to laugh hesterically at me pointing her finger at me and just laughing and suddenly slap her again on the face, I quickly engulf her into a hug and start to cry on her shoulder.
"Please never leave me like that again, ok, please, i was so scared Paige, please never leave me"Paige just hugs me back tighter"hey its ok, i'll never leave you like that ok, emily,never" and I hold on to her for the rest of the ride home like my life depended on it,she didn't say a word ,and just held me more tighter when a sob escaped my mouth...
