Sora opened the door, and the three strolled in, Axel still on his shoulder. They walked up to see a secretary writing feverishly with a quill. "Hi. I'm here to see the…"

"Fairy Larxene. I'm sorry. She is not in," the secretary replied, not looking up from his work.

"Repliku! Coffee and a Monte Cristo. Now!" Larxene snapped through the odd PA system. Repliku sighed and pressed the tip of his quill to the button and replied, "Yes, Fairy Larxene. Right away." He turned back to the trio and said, "Look, she's not seeing any clients today, OK?"

"That's OK, buddy," Sora answered. "We're from the union."

"The union?" Repliku asked, suspicious.

"We represent the workers in all magical businesses, both evil and benign."

"Oh! Oh, right," Repliku gasped, buying the lie.

"Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed?" Sora asked, totally playing the character.

"Uh…a little. We don't even have dental," Repliku answered, turning the system away.

"They don't even have dental," Sora sighed, shaking his head at Roxas. He turned back to Repliku and said, "Okay, we're just gonna have a look around. Oh. By the way. I think it'd be better if Fairy Larxene didn't know we were here. Know what I'm saying? Huh?"

"Huh? Huh? Huh?" Roxas backed up-maybe a little too much, as he scared the poor thing.

"Stop it," Sora muttered.

"Of course. Go right in," Repliku whispered, and the trip walked into the factory.

They saw that it was full of pots and pipes and caged animals and Dusks. It was pretty much like a sweatshop, but in good condition. They heard explosions and saw multicolored lights coming from another room, and peered inside to see a hall. They walked in as she exclaimed, "A drop of desire." She giggled, "Naughty! A pinch of passion. And just a hint of…lust!" Larxene poured the whole bottle into the oversized cauldron, laughing all the while.

"Excuse me," Sora interrupted, causing her to gasp as the smoke was lifted away. "Sorry to barge in like this, but, uh…"

"What in Grimm's name are you doing here?" Larxene demanded, flying towards them. The curtain closed, hiding the pot.

"Well, it seems that Naminé's not exactly happy," Sora replied.

"Oh-ho-ho! And there's some question as to why that is? Well, let's explore that, shall we?" Larxene quipped as she flew over to a huge bookcase. "Ah, P, P, P, P P…Princess. Cinderella. Ah, here we are. 'Lived happily ever after.' Oh…" she laughed and cried before flinging the book away. "No ogres! Let's see. Snow White. A handsome prince. Oh, no ogres. Sleeping Beauty. Oh, no ogres! Hansel and Gretel? No! Thumbelina? No! The Golden Bird, the Little Mermaid, Pretty Woman…No, no, no, no, no! You see, ogres don't live happily ever after."

"All, right, look, lady!" Sora growled, pointing his finger at her.

"Don't you point…those dirty green sausages at me!" she shouted back. They had an intense stare-off until a Dusk came in with a trolley, saying, "Your Monte Cristo and coffee." They all turned to glare at him, and he cried, "Oh! Sorry."

An idea popped into Sora's head, and he said, "Ah…that's okay. We were just leaving. Very sorry to have wasted your time, Miss Larxene."

"Just…go," she commanded, waving them away.

"Come on, guys," Sora said as the trio walked off.

Later on, a Dusk was whistling a happy tune when a big green hand grabbed him and dragged him into the janitor's closet. A little while after, Sora was wearing the suit, walking around the room. He made friendly conversation with the employees until he made his way to the Potion Room. He looked around, and opened a locked cupboard-like door, showing the hunimals trying to get out. "Hey, you want get your Corinthian footwear and your huat cheeks out of my face!" Roxas snapped. "Man, that stinks!"

Sora grabbed Axel's boots, and pulled him out, causing Roxas to fall to the floor. "Well, you don't exactly smell like a bottle of fire-scented cologne," Axel shot back.

"And I care about cologne because…?" Roxas replied. The three looked around in awe at the thousands of potions. Sora was trying to decide what to do.

"Well, one of these has got to help," he declared.

"Oh, I was just concocting this very plan!" Axel declared, being a kiss-up to the ogre. "Already our minds are becoming one."

"Now hey, whoa, whoa, whoa now. If we need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call," Roxas replied. He definitely didn't like the huat. "Sora, this is a bad idea."

"Look. Make yourself useful and go keep watch," Sora told the hunkey. Turning to the redhead, he said, "Axel, do you think you could get to those on top?"

"No problema, boss. In one of my nine lives, I was the great cat burglar of Santiago de Compostela. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" He started to climb as Roxas said, "Sora, are you off your nut?"

"Roxas, keep watch," he replied.

"Keep watch? Yeah, I'mma keep watch. I'mma watch that wicked witch come and whammy a world of hurt up your backside. I'mma laugh, too. I'mma gonna be giggling to myself," he muttered as he made his way back to the main room.

"What do you see?" Sora called up to Axel.

"Toad Stool Softener?"

"Oh, yeah, I'm sure a nice BM is the perfect solution for marital problems!" Roxas replied.

"Elfa Seltzer?"

"Uh-uh," Sora called.

"Hex Lax?"

"No! Try 'handsome.'"

Axel jumped, then called, "Sorry. No handsome." He then noticed a bottle, and cried, "Hey! How about 'Happily Ever After'?"

"Well, what does it do?"

"It says 'Beauty Divine.'"

"You know, in some cultures, donkeys are revered as some of the wisest of all creatures, and I'm part donkey! Especially the talking ones," Roxas interrupted.

Sora turned and saw Repliku talking to a Dusk. He gasped, "Roxas!" He turned to see that Repliku had seen them, and had run off. He turned back to Sora with a panicked expression. Sora called to Axel, "That'll have to do. We've got company." Axel took his claw and scratched a circle in the glass. He licked his paw, and put it on his circle, twisting until it came off.

"Can we get on with this?" Roxas hissed, earning a glare from Sora. Axel pulled at the thin part of the bottle, but the round part was stuck. He pulled and pulled, and Sora whisper-yelled, "Hurry!" The glass started to crack, and the whole window shattered as Axel and the potion went flying. He tried to grab it, but the bottle fell faster than him. Roxas dove, and caught the bottle-in his mouth.

"Nice catch, Roxas!" Sora congratulated.

"Finally! A good use for your mouth," Axel commented as he landed in his boots. The potions from the same shelf as the 'Happily Ever After' potion fell to the floor, and the alarm started to go off. Ever Fallen In Love by Pete Yorn started to play, but the characters didn't notice as only the readers could hear it. They turned to see the door was starting to close, so Sora screamed, "Come on!" and grabbed the two hunimals and slid on his belly out to freedom. Axel grabbed his hat right before the door closed, and put it on right before Sora grabbed his hand. They sprinted to the door to see Repliku and some Twilight Thorns with arrow guns, and Sora, still holding his companions, skidded to a stop right before they started shooting. He rolled out of the way, and they ended up on the conveyer belt. He ran forward, unintentionally smashing bottles, and he fell off, then was pushed upwards onto a water-erm, potion-wheel. He climbed up it with difficulty, as it was going the opposite way, and jumped onto a wheel. As they spun around, Axel laughed with delight as Sora desperately held on and Roxas looked on in fear, still holding the bottle in his mouth. Sora jumped, and he landed in front of a big pot thing. He walked behind it, and pushed it over, causing Repliku and the Twilight Thorns to run away in fear. The purple potion spilled, and Sora jumped, and caught a vine. He watched as the swans turned into women, two of the Dusks turned back into Lumière and Cogsworth, and the Twilight Thorns and Repliku into doves. He threw Roxas and Axel onto the floor in a doorway, then landed next to them. The potion flew out of Roxas' mouth because of the impact, and Sora used his quick reflexives to catch it. The three then ran out the door.

"Oh, I don't care whose fault it is. Just get this place cleaned up!" Larxene snapped at a dove. "And somebody bring me something deep fried and smothered in chocolate!"

The doors burst in, and in strolled-guess who? If you guessed Prince Riku, congrats! Go buy yourself something deep fried and covered in chocolate! "Mother!" Riku called as he strolled into the room.

"Riku. Sweetheart," Larxene smiled as she flew over to her beloved son. "Oh, this isn't a good time, pumpkin. Mama's working."

"Whoa, what happened here?" Riku asked, looking around at the mess.

"The ogre, that's what!" Larxene grumbled.

"What? Where is he, Mom?" He took his sword out of its scabbard and swung it around, declaring, "I shall rend his head from his shoulders! I will smite him where he stands! He will rue the very day he stole my kingdom from me!" He glanced at the fresh bird poop on his shoulder as Larxene groaned, "Oh, put it away, Junior! You're still gonna be king. We're just gonna have to come up with something smarter, that's all."

"Pardon. Um…" the Repliku dove said as he flew up with a checklist. "Everything is accounted for, Fairy Larxene, except for one potion."

"What?" Larxene muttered as she snatched it from him. She gasped, "Oh…" She slyly remarked, "I do believe we can make this work to our advantage."