MY) ~10 ways to annoy Dimentio~
1. Talk in third person (Check!)
2. Ask him if you can barrow his clothes. If he asks why? And he will, trust me. Tell him you need a really stupid costume for a party, and you thought his would be perfect. (Check a roon!)
3. Stare at him (Don't blink just stare) when he asks why? Say nothing and walk away. (Checkide check check!)
4. Ask him what the h#11 was the point of 256? Was it his fav number? (heehee check)
5. Ask him why Dimension D is green? (Why not purple and yellow it IS his dimension after all) (Check WARNING CONTAINS BRICKS!)
6. Yell "GREEEEN!" at random moments. (XD LOL check)
7. interrogate him with questions like "So how are your betrayal plans coming?" or "Did you die in SPM on purpose? Was that part of your plan?" or, "Any plans with Mimi tonight?" (heeheehee MWAHAHAHA) (Check WARNING contains jesters wearing tinker bell costumes)
8. Put glitter on his mask! (Check, check and check)
9. Spend a day handcuffed to the Count! (heehee)
10. Release fan girls (but make sure they've got shock collars on in case things get a little TOO crazy)
NINE: HANDCUFFS
"DIMMMY!" Dimentio's eyes widened at the voice, "Dear Grambi no." The door to his room which was locked, fell forward. "Acro you weren't suppose to break the door!" Icefox yelled, "Well he had it locked, "Why am I here again?" "Count?" Dimentio got up and looked in the doorway where Acro stood holding the Count by his collar, and Icefox who stood behind her with handcuffs.
"No." Dimentio shook his head, "Oh yes." Icefox said stepping forward, "No! No!" he backed up, "Oh yes! Yes!" Icefox nodded a crazy smile on her face.
Two screams ran throughout the castle and the laughter of two girls rang out.
Icefox emerged from the dust that infected Dimentio's room. Acro came out with a chain in her hand, "Do you wish for the pleasure of dragging them?" She asked Icefox, "Why yes my good friend." Icefox took the long chain, "I shall need some help." She said tugging at it.
"Of course Milady." Acro said grabbing the chain.
"On three, or go which ever I say." Icefox said gripping the chain, "One, two, three! GO!" Both girls gave one hard yank on the chain and from the dusty infected room came Dimentio and Count, handcuffed to each other and handcuffed to the handcuff chain was the chain both girls had in their hands.
Both guys looked up at the fangirls. "Please tell me that's all they will do." Count said looking up at them in fear. "No it get worse." Dimentio said angry.
"Oh come now Dim's we don't mean to hurt you." Acro said sitting down next to him and slinging na arm around him, "Yeah its just Acro has broken mirrors walked under ladders a black cat has crossed her path and-" Icefox said counting on her fingers, "Okay Ice I think they get that I am bad luck!" Acro said, "See point blank Dim's I was born with bad luck. So its only natural that I AM bad luck."
"Oh dear." Count pulled his hat over his eyes. "Anyway!" Acro stood up and stood next to Icefox who pulled out her handy dandy jar o' glitter!, and Acro pulled out her sharpie bag.
"Oh no." Count looked close to fainting. "No!" Dimentio stood up making Counts hand go up, "We will not put glitter on and you will NOT draw on us." "We won't?" The two girls looked at each other, "They won't?" Count said looking up. "No. they won't." Dimentio said proudly. Icefox and Acro gave a sideways look. Both smirked. "Oh really?" Acro asked.
"Yes really." Dimentio crossed his arms. "Oh really?" Icefox asked, "Yes. Really." Dimentio said glaring at them.
"Icefox what is our job?" Acro asked walking up to Dimentio who was a good head taller, "To annoy Dimentio duh?" Icefox replied trying to open her jar. "And what is our mission today?"
"To handcuff him to Count." "Yes and we have done just that," Acro said circling both of the guys now that they were standing. "But I feel we need to do more!" On more Icefox successfully opened her jar….with dynamite. Color flooded the hallway. When the colors cleared, the hallway was empty, four pairs of eyes on the wall opened and blinked stepping away from the wall, the front of their bodies covered in glitter, they looked back at their imprints. Icefox and Acro fell down laughing.
"Are they always like this?" Count asked Dimentio, "You have no idea." He replied looking down at the two girls. "Sometimes its worse." Count shuddered.
"Excuse me girls." Count said getting the attention of the two, "Could you please un handcuff us?" He said holding up his wrist making Dimentio's go up as well.
"No." Acro said, "Now wait hold up," Icefox said, "He did say please, plus Counts letting us stay here." Acro sighed, "Fine but I can't."
"What?" Icefox asked, "You see when your dynamites went off they key flew out of my hand." The two handcuffed boys sweat dropped. "I'll just teleport this stuff away." Count said, "NOO!" Both Icefox and Acro tackled him to the ground dragging Dimentio down as well, "Ow my wrist," He said holding up his wrist, "If you poof it away the key will go with it." Icefox warned, "And then you'll always be together." Acro finished.
"I'll go get a metal detector." Icefox said, "And I'll use my ninja skills!" Acro said, but a looked from Icefox made her stop from diving into the glitter mountain, "Or I can use a metal detector." Acro said and Icefox nodded.
The girls came back wearing toxic suits (You know those suits people wear when there is a contamination. With the toxic symbol on them yes those suits) And metal detector in their hands, "Ve are back." Icefox said like the terminator, "And ve've brought Vepons!" Acro said, mimicking Icefox.
In a swift movement they were silent and scanning the ground.
Dimentio and Count sat down and sighed. "How long do you think it'll take?" Count said looking at Dimentio who was picking up glitter and letting it fall, "I dunno." He said.
An hour later, Count had fallen asleep, his hat covering his eyes, and Dimentio had shifted so that his head rested in his hand and his elbow was propped up on his knee, which was bent.
Another hour later, Count was still asleep and Dimentio was watching the two girls who were a little less then half way to the glitter mountain.
Another (ANOTHER) hour later Count had woken and was picking the glitter off his cape, Dimentio had fallen asleep, his head turned away from the other three.
Another! (ANOTHER!) AnOtHeR! Hour later the girls had reached the glitter mountain. "IN we go!" Acro shouted diving in head first, Count nudged Dimentio and they both got up, getting rid of the glitter on them they walked over to the mountain where Icefox was waiting, "She's been under a long time." Count said, "Yep." was all she said. "She could be hurt."
"Yep."
"Don't you care?" Count asked, Before Acro could reply a hand came out of the mountain and held a golden key.
"SHE GOT IT!" Icefox said, Acro came out of the mountain, "Woo I feel dizzy." She stepped towards Dimentio and Count, they raised their wrist and she unlocked the hand cuffs, "Now," Acro breathed, "Now you may poof this stuff away."
BEWARE THE GLITTER MONSTER!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It shall attack the dullest rooms and or people at night and make you sparkly! (And not vampire on drugs sparkly sorry twilight fans I just don't like sparkly vamps.)
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