Wile E slowly woke up feeling a bit sick. The minute his eyes were fully open, Bugs was right in his face.
"Yoo-hoo, you sexy coyote thing, you," he chirped in a funny voice.
Wile E instantly was quite disturbed. He pushed Bugs away and jumped up. "Promise me you'll never say that again!" he demanded.
"Well, it got you off your bed…I tried everything else but it didn't work," replied Bugs.
Wile E lifted an eyebrow at him and then started to look at their surroundings. They were both locked in a cell, which was in a long hallway of cells. It looked just like a jail.
"Bugs…how long have we been shut in here?" asked Wile E.
Bugs shrugged. "Don't have a clue, doc."
"You've been here a much shorter time than I have…that's for sure," said a voice in the opposite cell.
Bugs and Wile E looked up puzzled. A small, nimble figure walked out from the shadows of the opposite cell. It was Daffy!
"Daffy!" exclaimed Wile E and Bugs together.
"Yeah, yeah, don't wet your knickers it's only me" the duck replied.
"Gees, doc, what have they been feeding ya? Your like a stick!" enquired Bugs.
"All that's been on the menu is scrap from Swackhammer's plate…and I can tell you, it's not nice," he said in a disgusted voice.
"Are all the other tunes in cells too?" asked Wile E.
"Yep, but most of them are asleep at the moment, that's why you haven't realised them," replied Daffy.
"Gees…why'd you think Swackhammer wants us," pondered Bugs.
The duck was about to answer, but a guard walked pass and whipped the three of them.
"No talking to each other," he yelled. Daffy pulled an angry face and mouthed the words 'dick', whilst he limped back into the shadows of his cell. Wile E and Bugs sat back down on their beds, whilst rubbing their hands from where the whip hit them.
As the guard walked further down the hallway, Bugs walked up to the bars of their cell. He looked up and down the hall and saw a lot of the other tunes. However they looked far too depressed to talk. All of a sudden he realised the girl coyote, they saw at Porky's Bar, was in the fourth left cell opposite them.
Bugs pulled a cheeky grin. "Hey Wile E, check out who's in that cell just down there," he smirked.
Wile E joined him at the bars and instantly realised the beautiful girl coyote. "Wow, I never knew she was kidnapped too," he gasped.
"Well, we didn't read the whole newspaper article and plus…it looks like these alien freaks have been kidnapping us one by one pretty quickly," replied Bugs. There was a short silence between them. The bunny then looked at Wile E and laughed.
"What?" the coyote asked puzzled.
"I thought the day would never come…Wile E has his first crush," teased Bugs. He then started to dance about and sing random love songs just to annoy Wile E.
The coyote ignored him and kept his eyes on the sexy girl. After a few seconds of watching her, he saw another tune sit next to her on the bed.
"Well, I don't see what you're so happy about…look who's with her," Wile E grunted.
Bugs came to the bars once again and looked into the girl coyote's cell. To his shock, he realised Lola sitting next to her. "Oh my sweet Jesus! When did it say in the newspaper she was missing!" shrieked Bugs.
"Well, I guess those alien freaks have just been kidnapping us one by one pretty quickly," teased Wile E, who was a little surprised at Bug's reaction to Lola.
The bunny ignored Wile E's comment and started to walk back and fourth at a quick pace. "Oh good grief, what am I gonna say to her…what do I do when I meet her…" he cried.
Wile E left the bars and pulled a very surprised face. "Looks like someone hasn't gotten over their little break up," he teased with a smile on his face.
Bugs paused and started to look a bit embarrassed. He stopped his pacing and tried to pull himself together. "Whoa…I got over Lola…ages and ages ago," he replied trying his hardest to convince Wile E.
The coyote rolled his eyes. He wasn't convinced at all. "Oh please, give me a break. I can see it in your eyes that you're dieing to have Lola back in your arms," he teased once again.
Even though Wile E was telling the truth, Bugs still was trying to convince him that he was not in love with her. "Naa, that bunny was a waste of time, I'm glad she dumped me…" the bunny instantly stopped his speech realising what dumb thing he had just blurted out.
"Wait a minute…she dumped you…you told me it was the other way round," the coyote said.
Bugs finally decided to give up his lying. "Oh, ok, ok, she dumped me...and yes I still love her…but she left me for that big, muscled sports star bunny, Rocky." He then dropped his head in great embarrassment.
"Hmm, I've gathered some very useful information," commented Wile E.
Bugs looked up and pulled the coyote in closer. "Well, I spose it's ok for you to know…but whatever you do…don't tell Daffy," he instructed with a clear voice.
"Sorry Bugs, I heard the whole thing," the duck yelled from the shadows of his cell.
Bugs released his grip from Wile E. "Dammit!"
