Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Parings: Gaara and Lee

Warnings: Patients is the key word for pie!

A/N So sorry for the long wait my computer was down and I kicked it out the window and bough a new one. Oh you guys hear about the new twilight books coming out? I hear that she is making 8. I read some of the chapter one.

Chapter 9: To close for comfort

"Hey Gaara do you remember yesterday when you pinned me to the floor? Well where you mad at me because I wasn't good enough to beat you? I WILL KICK YOUR BUTT DON'T WORY!" Gaara stared at him with a blank stare.

This is Gaara's thinking face…it takes him a second to remember sometimes…still thinking…his face is changing expression…. And…BAM!

"OH! I had a boner." Gaara said seriously. Lee turned red and just stared in shock. WAIT! Lee's expression turned to a blank stare and then put his finger on his chin. I think he's thinking.

"What is a "Boner?" Lee asked. He was curious as you can tell from the stare he was giving Gaara. Gaara stared at the boy in disbelief and then turned the color of his hair.

"You don't know." Gaara studded. "You're a boy how could you not know?" Lee stared at him and shoved his shoulders up and brought them back down.

"I was raised by Gai sensei since I was little and he helped me through this hard world." Lee dramatically put it and tears streamed down his cheeks while his fists were up in the air.

"AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH" Gaara was pointing and laughing. Lee glared at him with hate.

"What is it?" Lee spat. His glare looked more like a pout. Gaara stopped laughing noticing he hurt the boy's feelings with that little out burst.

"Sorry I was laughing because I have this problem and if I don't take my pill on time…I can't stop laughing." Gaara smiled tacking something into his mouth. Lee made an o with his mouth and then smiled.

(Gaara)

Whoop that was close! I couldn't say he looked wired doing that, that would be very mean and I'm not a mean person…most of the time…ok fine! Half of the time! There you happy…why the hell am I talking to myself like this…

"Is it contagious?" Lee asked curious…Okay…hm maybe I should say yes and mess with him or say no and move on with this conversation. The yesterday was pretty wired. I must have a staring problem because last night I couldn't take my eyes off of him. Naruto is such a pervert…getting Lee a thong…okay fine I was sort of imagining him in them but I'm a boy! I'm aloud to!

"No it's not. I finally answered. Lee smirked and gave a coy smile…wow that leaves me speechless. I wonder what he's thinking. Could his thoughts be as wild and untamed as my own thoughts?

"Oh I Naruto I have a question!" Lee hopped of the lunch table and ran over to the bouncing blonde. Naruto looks nice…you know I think Sasuke and Naruto are complement colors…blue and orange. Yeah…oh hey look there's Sasuke. Is he coming over here…dam it I don't want to talk to him he's such a bustard and he smells like cologne!

"Gaara what did you tell Lee this time?" What is up with this bastard? He doesn't need to be up in by business…well first off what is he talking about?

"What do you mean?" I asked not tacking my eyes off the boy. Sasuke rolled his eyes…what a bitch.

"Well he's asking Naruto what a bonier is." Sasuke smirked. Hm…Oh yeah I did say that…

"So…" I said trying to get to the point.

"Just asking, I enjoy your remarks and how lee reacts to them." Sasuke is so weird…well I'm weird too.

"Does Lee remind you of Naruto?" I had to ask…I have to be careful with this guy.

"Not very much…the temper yes but that's about it." Sasuke said his gaze moving to the blonde who was still talking to Lee.

"Lee is so innocent." I said. It's true he is he didn't know what a uke is and I haven't heard him utter anything bad and he didn't know what a bonier was! He's a boy we live by it!

"Yeah, it should be a sin." Sasuke replied his eyes were glaring at the ugly pink thing. I glared too because she was talking to Lee with a smile and a fake personality. I wish I had by BB gun! OH WAIT I DO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SHE IS GOING DOWN!

"What are you up to?" Sasuke asked as I leaned down to get my gun. I had to load it. There is a whole at the bottom of my bag where I shot from…I used it on some guy last year.

"Target practice." I answered and fired my red ball at the pink thing. It hit its mark!

"OW!" The pink thing glared though he class. Sasuke and I kept out faces impassive as she scanned the room over again.

"What's wrong?' Naruto asked with concern. Sasuke glared and pulled out his BB gun…It was a revolver and it was loaded! I was impressed with this guy. A friend that was keeper! I watched as Sasuke pulled the trigger and the popping sound and it hit its mark in the back. The girl turned around with fire in her eyes.

"WHO THE HELL WAS THAT?" She sure had a temper. I smirked and I knew she was going to come over here. She took the bait and stomped over and put her hands on her hips.

"I don't talk to sluts, hoes, whores, strippers, or gold diggers." I said and glared at her. She stood there with a glare.

"WHAT DID YOU TROW AT ME!?" She yelled. I wanted to laugh and p my pants.

"Why assume me! You're not worth my time." I smirked and flicked her off.

"I know it was you!" She spat.

"Why, because I smiled. What if I though your stupidity was funny." I was having fun and Sasuke looked ready to crack out with laughter.

"GAARA!" That was not funny…I turned my attention away from the pink think and too an angry Lee.

"Crap." Sasuke unuttered under his breath. Yeah crap I forgot Lee liked this thing.

"Why are you being mean?" His fists were curled up and his face was more a pout then an angry face.

"She is assuming that I through something at her when I didn't." I said coolly. Lee couldn't answer that because he didn't know that I actually shot the first shot.

"Yeah, I mean what if it was me. She went strait to Gaara. What if she has grudge agents Gaara because of yesterday's events?" Sasuke added with a smirk as he held up his revolver. Sakura looked dumbstruck and she ran out of the room.

"Sasuke why would you do that?" Naruto asked with a glare. Crap this is not going to well.

"It was my idea." I said pulling out my hand gun from my bag. Lee glared at me while Naruto smiled. Ok that kid is now bipolar.

"That is a nice one." Naruto made a move to grab it but was caught by a pale hand.

"What about mine?" Sasuke said glaring at me. Lee on the other hand was not happy with me.

"I'm not apologizing! I don't like her." I said…I know I'm acting childish but I don't like her!

"Gaara that doesn't mean you have to shoot her with a gun and hurt her." Lee said his voice starting to crack. DAM IT! Why me she deserved but I don't want to Lee to cry.

"Lee I'm sorry I hurt your feelings." I turned the other way with a blush. Lee turned and looked at me with big eyes. Why was he looking so surprised?

"Why are you apologizing to me?" Lee asked. Why couldn't this be an easy day?

"I knew you like Sakura but I still shot her with the gun." I looked up into his eyes and held him there. A smile grew on his face and he did something nobody should ever do to me! HE HUGGED ME!

"AW thank you." He giggled. HE is such a…

"Uke." I accidentally said out loud. He squeezed me so tight that I could hear my bones cracking and then he let go.

"What was that?" He asked.

"I said manly." I breathed out.