1Chapter 9

Amy and Sonic were grocery shopping. "Oops I forgot the milk, Sonic can you go back and grab some ?" she asked. "Sure thing" he said going back.

As Amy continued to gather her groceries, she accidentally bumped into someone else's cart. "Oh sorry" she said. "Why don't you watch where...Oh my god, Amy Rose ?" said the woman.

"Do I know you ?" Amy asked. "It's me, Sally" she said. Amy finally recognized her "Sally Acorn ?". "In the flesh, wow looks like you've been putting on some weight" Sally said poking Amy's belly. Amy batted her finger away and said "For your information I'm pregnant and the father is Sonic".

"Wow, you and Sonic, you know we used to date" Sally bragged. "Yeah I know, I was there" Amy said remembering the old days in Knot Hole village. "He loved me more" Sally said. "If he did, he wouldn't have left you" Amy countered. "Hey I broke up with him !" Sally said deepening the argument. "Yeah because you said it would never work, you had to have someone Royal" Amy insulted.

Sally would have gotten angrier, but instead, she calmed down and said "You know, you're not the only one Sonic got pregnant". "What ?" Amy asked. "It's true, come here sweetie" Sally called. A little blue hedgehog ran to Sally's side "Hi".

At long last Sonic returned, only to find himself in a very bad situation "Hey Amy were in luck, I got the last quart and...Oh my god".

"Sally ? How did you, When did...who's this ?" Sonic asked. "He's your son Sonic" Sally said. "What ? That's not true" he said not buying this one bit. "Don't you remember ? it was right before we ended things between us, our last night together" Sally said. Sonic did recall that he and Sally did get it on then, but he didn't exactly remember every detail.

"Well we should probably get going" Sally said turning around. "Bye daddy" the kid said.

Sonic and Amy just stared at each other.

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Third one is just to be funny

Any Sally fans out there, don't bash me. I just don't like her. If you do, that's fine.