Title: The ARK Angels of DX in the Case of the Ex
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish and Randy Orton, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Edge, The Hardys, Stephanie McMahon, The Rock, various WWE and TNA wrestlers.
Summary: The ARK Angels of DX are filming a movie with The Rock in Los Angeles and Triple H decides he has to know who Stephanie McMahon's new love is. Jealousy rears its ugly head for Amy as Shawn wonders why his wife isn't paying any attention to him while her ex-boyfriends are.
Chapter Nine – Miss Independence
Hollywood, CA, 9am:
Trish got out of her hotel room at the Beverly Wilshire and headed for The ARK Angels room, the little angels were fast asleep. The Rock told them to be up at 6am but that didn't happen, so she thought she'd help them get up by arranging a wake up call only that didn't happen: she had stayed up all night talking to The Rock and she had only just woken up herself.
"Children!" yelled the angry film director who had been waiting all morning for the ARK Angels to arrive on the set and he pushed past Trish and knocked down their door angrily.
"I don't think that's gonna help Mister Director, you see they're asleep and when angels sleep, only God can wake them up," Trish said and the film director looked at her like she was crazy.
"Look lady if you're looking for The Rock he's not here he's on the set, plus isn't it a bit early to be turning tricks?" the director said rudely and Trish laughed at his naivety.
"I'm not a prostitute I'm the Truth: Trish Stratus and Rocky's an old friend of mine," Trish replied proudly.
"Trish Stratus? I liked you better as a blond," the director said giving Trish's new dye job a once over, "Well I've got a multi-million dollar picture to film and if the little brats aren't up in ten minutes I'm taking them off the production and I'm gonna hire replacements for them all!" the director threatened and Trish gasped mockingly.
"Even Aurora Rose?" she said.
"Especially Aurora Rose, she keeps freezing my body parts I've never met a child with such a low body temperature and her attitude is just as frosty, you'd think she'd cheer up with all that money she's due to inherit when she grows up," the director said.
"Money isn't everything," Trish replied.
"It is in this town lady – WAKE UP!!" he demanded banging on the ARK Angels' door.
"Hey what are you doing banging on my daughter's hotel room door like that?" came the alarmed voice of Stephanie McMahon.
"At last a family member, please Miss. McMahon go inside and wake up your children the movie has been delayed enough already!" the film director fretted as Stephanie slipped her hotel room key into the lock and yanked it back out when the door opened.
"Come on in Trish," Stephanie said and Trish went inside with her and Stephanie let the door slam in the bossy director's face.
"You're a riot Steph, I guarantee you he didn't see that coming," Trish said and Stephanie laughed before heading over to where LC and Aurora were sharing a double bed while Cameron and Cheyenne were sharing the other by the window where the morning sun was blazing through over the beds but the ARK Angels didn't mind, it kept their sheets warm in the breezy California weather. Stephanie sat next to LC and Aurora and her firstborn curled into her lap and Stephanie cuddled up next to her.
"Mommy," Aurora said in her sleep and Trish smiled rubbing her pregnant stomach.
"I can't wait til little Randy calls me that," Trish cooed.
"And what about big Randy?" Stephanie asked.
"He's calls me that all the time usually just seconds before he – oops," Trish said realizing how inappropriate her comment was, "Thank God they're asleep,"
"I'm not, Randy calls you mommy? That's sick," The Amazing Cameron said and Cheyenne hit him, "Ow!" he yelped rubbing his forehead.
"Go to sleep Cameron," GPS complained, "We've got a movie to shoot tomorrow,"
"Actually Chey you should have been on the set 2 hours ago," Trish said and Cheyenne jumped up out of her bed and shook Cameron until he fell onto the floor.
"Cameron quick get changed we have to get to the movie set now!" Cheyenne said running to the shower but giving herself no time to open the bathroom door, she bolted through it smashing it apart and Stephanie gasped in amazement at her Phenomenal Strength.
"Shawn's got such an awesome daughter Trish and I know something about awesome daughters don't I?" Stephanie bragged cuddling Aurora close to her.
"You sure do, you and Ro-Ro are bonding like there's no tomorrow. Amy's gonna have a runner up for best mom," Trish said.
"Amy's really enjoying motherhood isn't she?" Stephanie said.
"Well Cam and Chey gave her the insight and preparation she needed for raising a child of God, as Rebecca Michelle matures she's going to blow all our minds with her Heavenly power," Trish replied sitting next to LC and stroking her hair fondly.
"She just didn't expect to have to be a mother to Shawn, I should have warned her that it comes with the territory," Stephanie said.
"Ames is more than capable of loving Shawn, he just doesn't know how much she loves him. If all goes well, he'll never have to go through this again," Trish said and Stephanie frowned.
"What do you mean "if"? Isn't my Daddy gonna pass this test?" Cameron said his Gift of wisdom suddenly kicking in and he found himself wide awake now.
"Cameron what did you father say about sticking your nose in adults' business?" Trish said.
"I'm an ARK Angel, sticking my nose in ya'll business comes supernaturally. Now what's this about my father flunking this test Truth?" Cameron demanded but the conversation was momentarily interrupted by the sound of GPS breaking through the shower screen.
"Cameron the shower's free now!" she told her older brother and Cameron shook his head at all the damage his little sister had caused, "Don't worry I'll fix it all up before the maid gets here,"
"As I was saying your father has to pass this test but there's no guarantee that he will, that's why it's a test," Trish said.
"But you're the Truth: Trish Stratus you know the Truth before it even happens," Cameron argued.
"True," Trish said.
"So you know if my dad is gonna pass or not don't you?" Cameron said.
"Yes I do but I can't tell you if he does because he told you to stay out of his business and enjoy filming this movie with The Rock," Trish argued.
"Oh so now you're a mom you're gonna be all responsible now?" Cameron said and Stephanie burst out laughing. "What's so funny Aunt Steph?"
"You're everything like your father Cameron," she said amazed at the similarity between father and son.
"And I hope to grow up to be just as popular with the ladies," Cameron said with a HBK-like smile and Stephanie gasped.
"I think the fangirl inside me just screamed," she said to Trish and The Truth shook her head as LC rose up in the bed and turned to Stephanie suspiciously.
"That fangirl better be dead because if I catch you making a pass at my fiancée I'll chop your pretty little head off Aunt Steph," LC warned her father's ex-wife.
"You've got nothing to worry about Lisa, your fiancée's a little young for me," Stephanie assured LC.
"Rise and shine LC!" Cheyenne said jumping over to LC's bed and grabbing her future sister-in-law and dragging her over to the broken shower with Phenomenal Strength.
"Chey easy, what the Hell happened to the shower?!" LC said as Cheyenne undressed her with Phenomenal speed and turned on the shower without checking to see what temperature it was at, "YARGHH!" LC screamed as the freezing cold water beat down on her previously warm skin.
"Sorry LC, I thought I left it on warm," Cheyenne said looking up at the red button that the shower was turned to.
"Aurora knock it off!" LC warned her little sister who had deliberately frozen the water in the shower.
"Ha-ha!" Aurora laughed and Stephanie shook her head hugging the wide-awake weather girl to herself lovingly.
"You're turning into a Degenerate just like your father," Stephanie said.
"Well someone had to carry on the legacy it might as-well be Aurora," Cameron said about to follow LC into the shower to continue their conversation when Trish caught him by the ear and sat him down on the bed.
"You wait your turn little man," she told him and Cameron sighed.
"I hate it when my father calls me that," he complained and Trish ruffled his hair and he fixed it back the way he liked it.
"I'll see you guys on the set," Trish said heading for the door.
"Why don't you just wait we won't be long?" Cameron said.
"No its okay I'll see you out there," Trish said.
"So you can be alone with Uncle Dwayne?" Cameron said and Trish sighed knowing Cameron already knew that she had ulterior motives for coming to L.A and it wasn't just to see Melina and Romeo Perez.
"You're Amazing you know Cameron," she said and she sat down next to Shawn's firstborn son.
"I know and I also know that if I was Uncle Randy I wouldn't want my wife hanging around with her ex-boyfriend either," Cameron said.
"Nothing's gonna happen between us Cam, I just wanted to catch up and see how he's doing," Trish said.
"That almost sounded convincing Aunt Trish, it's a good thing the ARK Angels are here to make sure nothing happens," Cameron said as Cheyenne helped a freezing cold LC to her side of the room to change while Cameron tried to figure out how to use the broken shower.
LC gave Aurora a warning glare but Aurora pretended not to see her by faking sleep in Stephanie's arms, "You better sleep because when you wake up its on Ro-Ro, it is on!" LC warned her baby sister and Stephanie laughed much to LC's chagrin, "What are you laughing at, shouldn't you be spending time with your new love?"
"Yes I should and I plan to later on, just don't expect Aurora to play her usual tricks, you'll be shocked at what Aurora can pick up in a few short moments,"
LC gasped, "You've been letting them spar each other's powers haven't you? No wonder I can't get any peace and quiet, that's not fair Aunt Steph how am I supposed to compete with the both of them?"
"You can't LC so maybe you'll turn into the nice young lady I always wanted you to be," Stephanie said and LC turned up her nose and laughed.
"Ha! Think again Aunt Steph, Aurora maybe a supernatural weather baby but I'm the Warrior Bride and I've never said no to a challenge. What do you say Ro-Ro, are you ready for a battle?" LC asked the sleeping 2 year-old while Cheyenne combed her hair and pulled on her boots.
"LC do your hair and quit it, there's no way you can beat Aurora now that he's spending time with Aunt Steph," Cheyenne said pulling LC over to the mirror.
"It's not fair I'm the elder I should be more powerful than my 2 year-old sister!" LC complained pulling a woolly hat over her tangled hair and Cheyenne pulled the hat off and combed through the knots with Phenomenal skill.
"Cameron used to feel that way about me but he got over it, I think you should take a note out of his book. Aurora and me are like MVP: we're both better than you," Cheyenne said and LC gasped at her future sister-in-law.
"Oh no you're not!" LC argued.
"Oh yes I am!" Cheyenne argued back.
"Oh yeah? Well prove it let's race to the set and see who makes it there first," LC said.
"You're on!" Cheyenne said tearing the hotel room door open and LC lined up with her at an imaginary starting line.
"Ok, on your marks, get set – GO!" LC yelled and Cheyenne went burning down to the ground floor while LC turned and went back inside, held Aurora to her chest and flew to the set arriving there seconds before Cheyenne.
"Hey that's cheating you used Aurora to fly you to the set!" Cheyenne complained.
"I didn't say you had to use your legs I said whoever makes it here first is the winner and since you're 2 seconds behind, that makes me the winner. Hooray for LC Helmsley!" LC bragged.
"You mean hooray for Aurora Rose Helmsley," Cheyenne argued.
"I think someone's a little jealous Aurora," LC said.
"I am not jealous!" Cheyenne demanded as Rocky's daughter Simone approached them and LC noticed that she seemed nervous.
"You'll never guess who showed up in front of my daddy's trailer," Simi said to LC and Cheyenne.
"Who?" they both asked her.
"My old friend, Randy Orton. I think we better tell Trish to stay in her hotel room guys," Simi said.
"Why?" LC asked.
"Because if she comes out here and Randy Orton asks her about my dad, we won't be working on the movie we'll be breaking up a fight," Simi said and Cheyenne used her Phenomenal hearing to make out the two arguing voices coming from The Rock's trailer.
"What are they saying Chey?" LC asked.
"Uncle Randy's jealous of Uncle Dwayne," Cheyenne said, "He says he wants him to stay away from Aunt Trish,"
LC sighed, "Why would TKO be acting so jealously all of a sudden over his son's godfather?"
"I don't know but my daddy talks about Trish a lot that much I do know," Simi said.
"Really?" LC said.
"Yeah they're pretty close and I think they'll always be that way. I've accepted it I guess Randy hasn't," Simi said.
"We better talk to Cameron and find out what's going on," LC said.
"First one back to the hotel is the winner!" Cheyenne said.
"Okay, on your marks, set, go!" LC said and Cheyenne went racing back to the hotel while LC stayed frozen to the ground, "Come on Ro-Ro, let's fly! Why aren't you flying?"
"I think he might be the reason," Simi said pointing in the direction of a smiling young man whose very presence lit up Aurora's world and LC sighed as he approached them.
"I need a new baby sister," LC said handing Aurora to the man who was hanging around Aurora and Aunt Steph so much he had almost become a member of the family.
