Ash opens his eyes. Freddy's cackling can be heard echoing throughout.
Looking around, Ash is in a mansion -- Jason's mansion. Ash is unaware the mansion belongs to Jason, but Jason is lying near the stairs, appearing to be unconscious.
Ash looks down. His shotgun is in his hand, his chainsaw attached to his wrist.
Ash: Another dream.
Freddy: Bingo.
Ash: Bad idea, screwhead.
Freddy: Oh yeah?
The chainsaw is revved and running before Freddy reaches Ash. Freddy slashes at Ash, and he takes a small slash in his side. Ash points the shotgun directly into Freddy's face.
Ash: Sweet dreams.
The shotgun clicks. The chainsaw suddenly sputters and turns off. Ash looks at his belongings, confused. He looks back at Freddy.
Freddy: You were saying? Gonna beat me at my own game? I don't think so, pal!
Freddy pulls back to attack, but Jason's machete emerges through Freddy's chest and Jason flings him aside, going for Ash. Ash backs up, swinging the gun in the way of the machete, but the machete dissipates. Jason looks at where his machete used to be, puzzled.
Freddy appears again between Ash and Jason. Freddy snarls at Jason.
Freddy: This is one of my kills you're not going to get to steal, Jason!
Jason swings at Freddy, but Freddy catches it and cracks Jason in the side of the head. Ash ducks out of the way of the two fighters and down a side hallway.
Following Ash, the camera swerves wildy as Ash rounds corners and turns, looking for something to help him. On a shelf, he discovers shotgun ammo, and reloads his gun.
Freddy and Jason have fought each other up the stairs. Freddy, of course, has the upper hand -- literally. Jason pummels Freddy, but it doesn't seem to do any good.
Finally, Jason lands a good kick to Freddy's stomach, sending Freddy flying backwards, breaking the balcony and causing Freddy to hit the ground on his back, hard.
Jason jumps down, but Freddy hurls himself upward, claws outward. They plunge into Jason's shoulder. Jason reaches back...
...and pulls another machete off the wall behind him, and shoves it into Freddy's chest. Freddy looks shocked, and falls to the ground, gasping.
Ash walks the hallways of Jason's mansion carefully, shotgun pointed forward, his out-of-gas chainsaw left behind. Turning a corner, Ash turns and sees a room with all sorts of decorations and ornaments (from the other Friday the 13th movies, except for Jason X). Ash turns, and his eyes widen.
There, on the edge of the table, sits The Book of the Dead. Ash picks it up in horror, turning it slowly, flipping the pages. After a minute, Ash shuts it.
Ash: It's not real...it's only a dream. It's only a dream.
Walking out into the hall, Ash turns to see Jason swinging at him. Ducking out of the way and around the swing, Ash backs up far enough to get the shotgun ready again.
Jason sees the book under Ash's arm, cocks his head slightly. Jason takes a step forward, as if wanting to retrieve and protect the book. Ash takes another step back.
Ash: No way. My book now, buddy.
Jason stops. His fingers grip his machete more tightly, and he starts walking farther forward.
Ash fires the shotgun, clipping Jason in the lower right side of his torso. Jason keeps coming. Ash fires again, but Jason dodges. Jason reaches Ash, raises the machete --
The sound of a chainsaw motor rips through the air and Freddy appears at the other end of the hallway, holding Ash's chainsaw. Jason looks confused again.
Freddy: It's a nightmare, you big hockey puck! You think you can get rid of me? Not on my own turf!
Jason turns back to Ash, raising the machete again, but Ash fires, blowing the blade of the machete off into many small pieces, some of which clip Ash, others of which hit Jason. Jason throws aside the machete handle.
By this time, Freddy is right behind Jason, and Jason whips around to fight Freddy again. The chainsaw comes in, but Jason grabs Freddy's arm. Jason brings his knee up and Freddy's arm down at the same time, and with a sickening crack, Freddy's arm breaks.
Cut to:
Inside the lodge, Freddy, half his face blown off by Ash's shotgun blast, flinches violently. Panning down, we see blood seeping from Freddy's arm...
Back in the dream, Freddy scowls.
Freddy: What the hell did you do? That hurt!
Freddy bashes the chainsaw into the side of Jason's head and Jason goes flying to the side with a sickening crack. Jason hits the ground and lies still. Freddy turns back towards Ash, dropping the chainsaw. Freddy takes a step forward.
Ash: That's right. Do your bit. Try to act scary. You're nothing but a big coward.
Ash starts to walk toward Freddy. They each slowly approach each other as the scene continues.
Freddy: I'm sorry? What did you say?
Ash: You heard me. You'd get your ass kicked by a bottle of No-Drowz. Come on. What about people who aren't afraid of you? What are you gonna do? Nothing. Nothing you can do. You're gonna die, Freddy. Your time is up.
Freddy: Oh yeah, buddy? Please. You're nothing but a human punching bag. Once I've beaten the stuffing out of you, you tear like empty cloth.
Ash: Sure, sure. Well, personally, I wouldn't be talking. I mean, you got stuck wearing the most butt-ugly sweater ever for all eternity. You look like a sh---y Christmas party all gone wrong.
Freddy: You've got no chance, Williams! You're just as evil as I am! You die, you rot in Hell. You've got no soul. Nothing to look forward to! You're getting older every second, closer to that inescapable last day.
Ash: And so are you.
Freddy: You're in my world! I can mold you like last week's Play-Doh.
Ash: Not if I wake up.
Ash wakes up to the sound of his watch alarm beeping incessantly. He turns to see Jason, blood-soaked and dripping, approaching fast with the machete. Ash rolls out of the way and Jason goes down on one knee with the force of the swing he'd aimed at Ash.
Machete stuck again, Jason looks up.
Ash: One down.
Ash fires the shotgun into Jason's head, and Jason flies out of frame, the pieces of his mask shattering. We do not see his face, but the mask pieces hit the floor all around Jason.
Ash turns around. Freddy is standing there, blood dripping out of his face. Freddy looks severely injured. Ash points the shotgun at him too.
Freddy: This is the third time. Are you going to win this time?
Ash: Third time's the charm.
Freddy: What good does killing me do you? You have no idea what master plan I might have cooked up, some card I have up my Christmas-sweater sleeve.
Ash: It doesn't matter. All that matters to me is that you die.
Ash fires the shotgun. Freddy's body is blown back into the far wall.
Ash lowers the shotgun.
Ash: Groovy.
Fade to black.
Looking around, Ash is in a mansion -- Jason's mansion. Ash is unaware the mansion belongs to Jason, but Jason is lying near the stairs, appearing to be unconscious.
Ash looks down. His shotgun is in his hand, his chainsaw attached to his wrist.
Ash: Another dream.
Freddy: Bingo.
Ash: Bad idea, screwhead.
Freddy: Oh yeah?
The chainsaw is revved and running before Freddy reaches Ash. Freddy slashes at Ash, and he takes a small slash in his side. Ash points the shotgun directly into Freddy's face.
Ash: Sweet dreams.
The shotgun clicks. The chainsaw suddenly sputters and turns off. Ash looks at his belongings, confused. He looks back at Freddy.
Freddy: You were saying? Gonna beat me at my own game? I don't think so, pal!
Freddy pulls back to attack, but Jason's machete emerges through Freddy's chest and Jason flings him aside, going for Ash. Ash backs up, swinging the gun in the way of the machete, but the machete dissipates. Jason looks at where his machete used to be, puzzled.
Freddy appears again between Ash and Jason. Freddy snarls at Jason.
Freddy: This is one of my kills you're not going to get to steal, Jason!
Jason swings at Freddy, but Freddy catches it and cracks Jason in the side of the head. Ash ducks out of the way of the two fighters and down a side hallway.
Following Ash, the camera swerves wildy as Ash rounds corners and turns, looking for something to help him. On a shelf, he discovers shotgun ammo, and reloads his gun.
Freddy and Jason have fought each other up the stairs. Freddy, of course, has the upper hand -- literally. Jason pummels Freddy, but it doesn't seem to do any good.
Finally, Jason lands a good kick to Freddy's stomach, sending Freddy flying backwards, breaking the balcony and causing Freddy to hit the ground on his back, hard.
Jason jumps down, but Freddy hurls himself upward, claws outward. They plunge into Jason's shoulder. Jason reaches back...
...and pulls another machete off the wall behind him, and shoves it into Freddy's chest. Freddy looks shocked, and falls to the ground, gasping.
Ash walks the hallways of Jason's mansion carefully, shotgun pointed forward, his out-of-gas chainsaw left behind. Turning a corner, Ash turns and sees a room with all sorts of decorations and ornaments (from the other Friday the 13th movies, except for Jason X). Ash turns, and his eyes widen.
There, on the edge of the table, sits The Book of the Dead. Ash picks it up in horror, turning it slowly, flipping the pages. After a minute, Ash shuts it.
Ash: It's not real...it's only a dream. It's only a dream.
Walking out into the hall, Ash turns to see Jason swinging at him. Ducking out of the way and around the swing, Ash backs up far enough to get the shotgun ready again.
Jason sees the book under Ash's arm, cocks his head slightly. Jason takes a step forward, as if wanting to retrieve and protect the book. Ash takes another step back.
Ash: No way. My book now, buddy.
Jason stops. His fingers grip his machete more tightly, and he starts walking farther forward.
Ash fires the shotgun, clipping Jason in the lower right side of his torso. Jason keeps coming. Ash fires again, but Jason dodges. Jason reaches Ash, raises the machete --
The sound of a chainsaw motor rips through the air and Freddy appears at the other end of the hallway, holding Ash's chainsaw. Jason looks confused again.
Freddy: It's a nightmare, you big hockey puck! You think you can get rid of me? Not on my own turf!
Jason turns back to Ash, raising the machete again, but Ash fires, blowing the blade of the machete off into many small pieces, some of which clip Ash, others of which hit Jason. Jason throws aside the machete handle.
By this time, Freddy is right behind Jason, and Jason whips around to fight Freddy again. The chainsaw comes in, but Jason grabs Freddy's arm. Jason brings his knee up and Freddy's arm down at the same time, and with a sickening crack, Freddy's arm breaks.
Cut to:
Inside the lodge, Freddy, half his face blown off by Ash's shotgun blast, flinches violently. Panning down, we see blood seeping from Freddy's arm...
Back in the dream, Freddy scowls.
Freddy: What the hell did you do? That hurt!
Freddy bashes the chainsaw into the side of Jason's head and Jason goes flying to the side with a sickening crack. Jason hits the ground and lies still. Freddy turns back towards Ash, dropping the chainsaw. Freddy takes a step forward.
Ash: That's right. Do your bit. Try to act scary. You're nothing but a big coward.
Ash starts to walk toward Freddy. They each slowly approach each other as the scene continues.
Freddy: I'm sorry? What did you say?
Ash: You heard me. You'd get your ass kicked by a bottle of No-Drowz. Come on. What about people who aren't afraid of you? What are you gonna do? Nothing. Nothing you can do. You're gonna die, Freddy. Your time is up.
Freddy: Oh yeah, buddy? Please. You're nothing but a human punching bag. Once I've beaten the stuffing out of you, you tear like empty cloth.
Ash: Sure, sure. Well, personally, I wouldn't be talking. I mean, you got stuck wearing the most butt-ugly sweater ever for all eternity. You look like a sh---y Christmas party all gone wrong.
Freddy: You've got no chance, Williams! You're just as evil as I am! You die, you rot in Hell. You've got no soul. Nothing to look forward to! You're getting older every second, closer to that inescapable last day.
Ash: And so are you.
Freddy: You're in my world! I can mold you like last week's Play-Doh.
Ash: Not if I wake up.
Ash wakes up to the sound of his watch alarm beeping incessantly. He turns to see Jason, blood-soaked and dripping, approaching fast with the machete. Ash rolls out of the way and Jason goes down on one knee with the force of the swing he'd aimed at Ash.
Machete stuck again, Jason looks up.
Ash: One down.
Ash fires the shotgun into Jason's head, and Jason flies out of frame, the pieces of his mask shattering. We do not see his face, but the mask pieces hit the floor all around Jason.
Ash turns around. Freddy is standing there, blood dripping out of his face. Freddy looks severely injured. Ash points the shotgun at him too.
Freddy: This is the third time. Are you going to win this time?
Ash: Third time's the charm.
Freddy: What good does killing me do you? You have no idea what master plan I might have cooked up, some card I have up my Christmas-sweater sleeve.
Ash: It doesn't matter. All that matters to me is that you die.
Ash fires the shotgun. Freddy's body is blown back into the far wall.
Ash lowers the shotgun.
Ash: Groovy.
Fade to black.
