Chapter 9
Kyuubi,
DAMN YOU!
Ma Chao
Cai Wenji,
Well, I don't really care about who wins between Yue Jin and Cao Cao.
Ma Chao
Cao Cao,
No. I won't kill Yue Jin for you.
Ma Chao
Yue Jin,
No. I won't kill Cao Cao for you.
Ma Chao
Xiaoqiao,
Why did you send me this?! (A graphical drawing of Zhao Yun, Ma Dai and Jiang Wei in a three way)
Ma Chao
Zhou Yu,
Have you been treating your wife well? She keeps sending me weird stuff.
Ma Chao
Zhou Yu,
You're not aware? Well, keep an eye on her.
Ma Chao
Xiaoqiao,
Oh look. More stuff I could use for the fireplace! (Sent to Ma Chao was a drawing of him having his way with Wang Yi.)
(wasn't signed)
Xiaoqiao,
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! (THAT GIGGLY GIRL SENT THE SAME DRAWING TO WANG YI! NOW I'M TOTALLY SCREWED!)
(also not signed)
Wang Yi,
I excelled in equestrian skills. Not drawing.
Ma Chao
Wang Yi,
It wasn't my cousin either! It was Xiaoqiao!
Ma Chao
Spy I sent to Rome a while ago,
Any bright ideas?
Ma Chao
Master Ma Chao,
There are two other leaders along with Caesar: Marcus Licinius Crassus and Pompey (the Great)
To: Marcus Licinius Crassus and Pompey the Great,
I heard that your emperor is planning to give the empire to his new love, Kyuubi. How do you feel?
From: Ma Chao
Cao Cao and Yue Jin,
Can't you two share Cai Wenji if both of you will just fight over her?
Ma Chao
Ma Chao,
NO! CAI WENJI IS MINE!
Cao Cao (and Yue Jin. They both sent the same letter.)
Fangirl army leaders,
Why are you lot taking sides?! This won't really do any good.
Ma Chao
Guo Jia, Pang De and Li Dian,
Well, they don't want to share her with each other.
Ma Chao
Guo Jia, Pang De and Li Dian,
WHAT?! EVEN THE WEI OFFICERS ARE NOW TAKING SIDES! Not really my problem but still.
Ma Chao
Guo Jia, (I'm surprised he didn't take a side.)
So the ones on Cao Cao's side are Dian Wei, Xu Zhu, Jia Xu, Cao Pi and Zhenji while on Yue Jin's side are Li Dian, Pang De, Zhang Liao, Wang Yi, (Why is she taking a side?) and Sima Yi? Wow. This is starting to get out of control. Everyone else is just watching?
Ma Chao
Cai Wenji,
Time for you to choose! Otherwise, this whole place is gonna be filled with random mail.
Ma Chao
Lord Ma Chao,
I can't! I owe Lord Cao Cao a lot and Lord Yue Jin is so hot! I can't really choose both of them, right?
Cai Wenji
Cai Wenji,
But they'll just keep fighting over you! (Screw this. I'm going to a tavern.)
Ma Chao
