Author's Note: Well, distracted. Badly. I'M SO SORRY! Christ, it's 2008 and I haven't updated since August. I'm sorry, but het just...bores me. I don't know why. I'm a heterosexual female, yet I'm just so bored when reading it. So, I've pretty much betrayed MuFuu, JinFuu fans. That's right, I've taken a liking to MuJin! Not the stupid JinMu, but the other, yes. Jin is pretty and meant to be fucked, in my mind now. However, don't fret! He's still straight in this fic! And..hehe, still thinking hard (now that I remembered I had this story) on that threesome. If I DID write one, then don't worry, because it'd be a very straight threesome!
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I think she was in shock, because for the first half minute or so she just kind of stood there and let me keep slamming my lips against her soft and pouty ones. But after that she woke up and started hitting me and trying to shove me away; but I wasn't about to let the brat go. Nope, there were people to piss off and scores to settle (though I forgot what scores), so I held her tighter to me and shoved my tongue into her mouth. She did the opposite of the chicks I'm used to and tried moving her tongue back into her throat, but I kept up the chase and wrapped mine around hers. And then she started gagging.
I had never had a girl throw up in my mouth before, so this was pretty damn new for me. Yeah, that's why I didn't move away until the sour and slimy vomit touched my tonuge.
"Aw, fucking nasty! What the hell was that for, bitch!?" She bent forward and hurled her chunks all over my feet. Jin rushed over to her and held her hair out of her face, which was kind of useless since it was in a ponytail and already out of her face. Ewww, it's all sinking under my foot and if I move my toes it squishes.
"You bastard, you made her sick!" Jin heatidly said. I wanted to say that if anyone made anyone sick, it's her making me sick, what with her vomiting in my fucking mouth on my fucking taste buds and what not. She started crying while dry heaving, and I'll admit, I felt bad, just not bad enough to show that I gave a damn.
Jin rubbed her back all fake-caring like, and I stood there and made sure to scoff loudly. "I'm sorry, Mugen." She cried really pitifully. Or pathetically! Yeah, the latter! Because, even if she's a girl, she needs to make sure to act proud! And her crying and rubbing her eyes with her kimono sleeve isn't dignified! And, to make her realize how dumb she is, I growled out in a rough voice, "it's fine."
I've fucked more bitches than a dog in heat. You know, just sayin'.
Granny, all dressed and braiding that hair, chose then to come in. She made a concerned sound before rushing over. But I saw the wink she sent me! She even licked her lips!
"Fuu! Are you all right?" It was then that look-alike chose to scurry over and act all upset. Now, I'm not a paranoid guy, but that was suspicious. But, he's a prancer, and that leg sure did pick a great place to go up under.
Had I not just been kicked in the balls, I'm sure I would have tried to comfort Fuu, but the pain down there sure can distract a male. So, instead of following her like everyone else, I just kind of sat there and wished death on everyone.
So she spent all day in her room. And while she did that, I thought. Okay, so it wasn't her fault that she hurled chunks all over my damn feet. And it's not her fault that Almond "pranced" and kicked me in the balls. And from the way they all kept looking when they decided to give her some peace, she's needing some cheering up. Or whatever, you know.
"Comin' in, bitch."
She really was torn up over something so stupid. She was backed up in the corner and her eyes had started to water as soon as I came in. Since her whining is annoying, I figured that I'd be gentle. Handle her like a sissy, or a fish face.
I plopped down on the floor in front of her, and scratched my leg a I tried to think of a gentle way to talk to her. "Err, Fuu. There's no need to waste such precious inner-water one such ...uhhh... fru--fruital matters. You just obeyed your inner-gag reflex, so don't feel so bad. Hey, even after you hur--er, emptied your stomach contents, I still found you sexy! You're not re-repullivess at all, Fuu. And, hey, I was the one who kiss---"
"SHUT UP!" Oh, great, here she goes.
She started crying hard. Really, really hard. Like, thwaking me in the chest with her feet while beating on the ground hard. "DUMB, DUMB, DUMB, DUMB!" "Well, you're not looking all that smart either, hurly!"
This gentle stuff just doesn't work for me, because she stopped being violent and started being all depressed. "I'm sorry, Mugen. This just isn't my day, huh?" "Hell no."
She sighed and drew herself up into an upright ball. "Did you mean it when you kissed me?" "What? The friendship bull?" She buried her head further into her knees, mumbling so that I had to waste extra energy just to listen to her complaining. "No, the kiss. Did you mean the kiss?" I was a little confused, and I'm behind speaking what you feel. "Eh?" "Did you kiss me because you l-li-like me?" That helped some. "Like a friend or what? Because yeah, you're annoying and you threw up in my goddamned mouth, but you're okay." "NO! Mugen, did you kiss me because you love me, or because you were just trying to joke around!?"
Ooooohhh. Way to put people on the spot, brat! How do you answer that? With the truth? Just get ready for the waterworks if you're going to even think of the truth! I'm not patient, I'm not going to be honest if it's only going to be bad for me in the end! ...Wait, didn't I say I was honest? Well, I'm both! I know when to tell the truth and when to lie; how 'bout that!
"I don't do love, but I ...I guess I do like you a lot." "Hah, sure you do..."
"Listen here, I like you a lot! You're more special to me than the whores, and I kissed you 'cause when you looked at me I felt special! Jin! Jin even likes you, and I don't know but I think Almi likes you too. Granny might even want to bang you, telling from the way she's always on about you. I kissed you because you're the most important person to me!" I was already going to go to hell, what's one more sin?
She teared up again, and I expected her to just lose it. But she didn't, instead she flung herself into my lap and kissed me! It was good! She didn't have a clue how to kiss, and when she put her tongue in my mouth she kept trying to shove it down my throat, but it was still good. She's scrawny, but she fits great against me! And I'm taller than her, so she has to strain to reach me and her ass, small as it is, sticks out great! I couldn't help but grope it, and she didn't hit me, just blushed.
I think her waist's the greatest part of her. It's tiny, and it's just right. My arms fit perfectly around it, and I can even wrap them completely around it. "Mugen, I love you..." And then she killed it all.
Almi and Jin standing in the doorway didn't help either.
Almi broke into tears and was first one to attack. "AAAEEEEIIIIII!!!!" He had a nice battlecry, really got the banshee feel of it. He attacked my eyes, which is a low blow! Fingers pressed on the fucking pupil before a fist jammed into my gut. Girlie started screaming instead of doing the smart thing and helping me, and Jin rushed over there and pulled her to the side. Then he got some action.
Only pussies sit back and allow two people to beat them up, and Mugen ain't no pussy. So, I fought back! I smashed a fist into Jin's glasses, started choking Almi, and ripped a chunk of hair out of Jin's ponytail with my teeth.
"You're a dirty bastard, Mugen!" Oh, so little Almond wants to talk, huh?
Jin's foot got me in the ribs right as I got Almi in the dick, as pay back and all.
"You think you can use her like your other women!? "
"You're just mad because you want to fuck her!"
"Mugen!"
Fish face decided to spit on me, and that made me lose it. WAM! into the gut, BAM! into the cheek, then RIP! to the ponytail. Almi got teeth to the ear and then to the neck. All this time I was sitting down, to boot!
"You're a bastard! You don't think of anyone but yourself!"
"Oh yeah!? Well, I fucked your mom!" As soon as it came out my mouth dropped, Almi fell backwards, and Fuu's shocked face came into view.
"Excuse me?"
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Author's Note: YYEEESSS!!!! Oh, yes! Gueeeeesss what suddenly hit your author! It's great, it takes a weight off the chest! Ahem, your author, HiHoTheDairyo, has decided on that threesome matter. That's right! And if you've read this note, then you're getting a treat! I won't spoil as to what my decision was, but I swear it'll make people happy. It's made me happy, and I feel like a genius. It's four in the morning. Man, I need to finish my edits. And this story. Iiinnnnnsooommmniiiiaaaaaa.
Fruital - frugal, which isn't even the correct word for that sentence.
Repullivess - repulsive. Mugen acting smart is great!
