The cold, dark laboratory that Coldsteel inhabited was going to be the sight of a dimensional rift. The Antichrist was screaming in the machine as it was absorbing its power. Everything was going to plan when suddenly a door melted down.

"WHAT WAS THAT." A robot guard asked as he walked to the source of the sound. As he reached the melting wall, a green fist penetrated through.

"ITS ALL OGRE, COLDSTEEL." The mighty been ogre Shrek screamed, knocking the guard down via the door. Suddenly, a group of characters unleashed.

Minions flooded the lair with chainsaws and flamethrowers, shredding the exterior of the lab to shreds.

"What the fuck is going on?" Coldsteel shrieked in confusion. "Guards! Dismantle everybody!"

Shadow was watching from above the lab, giving his friends from other cannons commands. "Kirby, crawl into the air shafts and dismantle electricity." He screamed into his mic.

A security guard looked at video feeds of Kirby walking through the shafts and pushed on a button just before he heard a bang on the door. Thinking it was his leader, he walked up and opened the door. Freddy Fazbear jumped him and stuffed his body into him before exploding.

Micro droids flew through the air shafts and Kirby found them. He turned to stone and crushed through the vents, squashing a group of robots. However, the micro droids were too much for Kirby as they piled on top of him, slowly killing him.

"Shit!" Shadow screamed. He thought to himself. Kirby was the shortest being he could find. There has to be another way to stop the operation.

A Charizard crashed through the main room and Coldsteel stared at him. "Charizard…. Remember me? You were my starter pokemon. Don't kill me…. Help me!" Coldsteel whispered as he hopped on the beast and flew him to Shadow's helicarrier.

Sonic and Bubsy were looking from a window, fighting off guards as he saw the helicarrier set ablaze. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sonic screamed as he saw Shadow melt.

Coldsteel flew his Charizard back into the base, monitoring the Antichrist's progress. "Ah, 5 minutes remaining. Beautiful!"

The helicarrier was slowly running out of gas, and due to the horrid state Coldsteel left it in, it was set to crash. Sonic knew time was short, and he decided that he would go and kill both Coldsteel and the Antichrist himself.

Bubsy stared at a falling thing. "Wait! What's that?" The thing was falling above him, and he picked it up with his feline instinct. It was Shadow's Desert Eagle.

"Sonic, use this to kill them. I'll help save everyone from the falling helicarrier. We only have so much time!" Bubsy stated.

"Bubsy… I don't want to lose you again. You leaving two years ago was the worst thing that happened to me. The burden that it gave me is still there, and I just got you back. Please don't leave." Sonic stated impulsively.

"And you think I don't worry about you? You might die! I would be worried to lose you now but I know I won't. And I know you won't lose me. Even if we die, the memories of our relationship are immortal." Bubsy replied. He gave him one last kiss and put the gun in his hand. "Now, go kill some bastards."

Sonic ran away from Bubsy as he reached the main room. He was stumped. There were a bunch of guards standing from above, arming flamethrowers. Sonic had to think this out. His life, and the lives of all of his friends, were at stake. However, a man in striped blue-purple apparel, sexy black hair, and crazy teeth appeared.

"Hello…. I need help getting part those guards!" Sonic asked to the man.

"I have an idea. Oh PS the name's Robbie Rotten." The man offered to shake Sonic's hand, and he obliged. Robbie came back with a pile of bones. He told Sonic to move out of his way as he turned invisible.

The guards were attacked with a pile of bones. These bones formed into a a skeleton.

"WHO ARE YOU?" A guard asked.

"The only thing you need to know is that you are gonna have a bad time." The skeleton chuckled as he single handedly killed all guards. "The coast is clear!"

"Thanks Sans!" Robbie stated as the two stood towards the door.

"What now! The door's locked!" Sonic asked.

Robbie whistled, and shortly, Rainbow Dash flew in, piercing through the door.

"What the hell?" Coldsteel questioned as Rainbow Dash pierced him to a wall. Sonic walked up to Coldsteel, attached to a wall, while Robbie Rotten ran up to the machine, attempting to disarm it.

"I'm at the end of my game." Coldsteel coughed, blood splashing over Sonic's face. "I just wanted… wanted you… I just wanted to be a part of your world. But I can't. If a stupid bobcat can be accepted by your world, then why can't I?"

"The difference between Bubsy and you is that Bubsy is a part of people's hearts. Bubsy was a childhood icon to a few, and there were some people who unironically enjoyed him. You are just plain dumb. Welcome to reality, motherfucker." Sonic stated as he shot the demon in the dead. "That's for fooling Shadow into joining that orgy."

The Antichrist saw his father die and crashed out the machine, killing Robbie. He jumped towards Sonic and started fighting.

Bubsy was escorting people away from the area, knowing that the helicarrier was going to surely crash, when he heard Sonic scream. "Hey Batman, please take cover for me." Bubsy asked. Batman muffled.

Bubsy ran towards Sonic's direction. He found Sans nearby. "Hey Sans, help me stop the Antichrist!"

"Sure thing, pal!" Sans stated.

Sonic grabbed Shadow's Desert Eagle and shot the Antichrist to no avail. The bullet bounced off him and he laughed. "YOU CANT STOP ME!" The Antichrist screamed. "MY ONLY WEAKNESS IS…."

"PK THUNDER!" Sans shouted. Suddenly, a bolt torn through the Antichrist, killing him in one blow. Sonic was relieved at the sight of Bubsy.

"You did it, Bubsy!" He shouted.

"No. WE did it!" Bubsy replied. "Follow us, we have to escape this hellhole!"

Bubsy, Sonic, Rainbow Dash, and Sans ran away from the area, just as the helicarrier crashed. The whole gang of people from other canons were at a safe distance when they reunited with the four.

"Wait, how do we go back to our worlds?" Sonic asked.

Professor Oak popped into frame with 3 Pokeballs. "These Pokeballs contain Arceus, Dialga, and Palkia. They control space, time, and everything in between. They will put us back in our place.

And so they did. Everyone (that was alive) teleported to their natural canons. "Remember, once we finish this, you two will be separate, forever." Oak stated to Bubsy and Sonic.

Sonic cried at the thought. "I don't want to lose you…"

Bubsy looked at him with sex in his mind. "You will never lose me. Come on, let's fuck, one last time."

"Oh yeah, fuck me in my Labyrinth zone." Sonic stated sensually.

"You mean your ass?" Bubsy chuckled.

"Yes."

"No. I prefer to fuck you the other way…."

And so they fucked, for one last time. Bubsy faded into his own timeline as he climaxed. Professor Oak then looked at Sonic. He asked, " Did he use a condom?"

Oak laughed as Sonic- and his shocked expression- faded away.