Letter 9: Bull's-eye!
By: Master Jin Sonata


Dear Huang Zhong,

Hey granddad! Is your hip too sore to spar with me in a little archery contest this weekend?

Signed Xiahou Yuan


Dear Xiahou Yuan,

You young whippersnapper! It's sore as hell now that I have this arrow in my side! Why the hell did you send that letter to me by arrow anyways?

Signed, Huang Zhong


Dear Huang Zhong,

It's not my fault! Xu Huang sent it, I swear!

Signed, Xiahou Yuan


Dear Xiahou Yuan,

You're a horrible liar, you know that? That axe-wielding friend of yours is no archer! Now you're gonna get it you whelp!

Signed, Huang Zhong


Dear Cao Cao,

Hey cousin, how's your trip across the sea? Strange weather we're having here back at home, multitudes of arrows having been raining across the region for the past several hours. On top of that, I noticed Xiahou Yuan running around outside yelling nonsense as he tried to dodge them. Anyways, write back soon.

Signed, Xiahou Dun


You should respect your elders, or you might get an arrow up your ass!
Continue on to the next chapter!