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Character Interview

Me: MWAHAHAHA IT'S TIME FOR CHAPTER NINE!!!!

Casey: BWAHAHAHAHA IT IS INDEED!!!

Rachel: GYAHAHAHAHA OH YES!!!

Kiba: I wasn't told it was evil laugh day...

Gaara: Me either...

Me: TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY FOR ME!!!!

Casey: IT IS INDEED!!

Rachel: OH YES!!!

Kiba: Is it just me... or are they just repeating themselves?

Gaara: It's not just you...

Me: WELL I THINK WE SHOULD GET ON WITH THE STORY, SO YOU CAN FIND OUT WHAT I'M YELLING ABOUT!!

Casey: YES, TO THE STORY!!

Rachel: STORY IS GOOOD!!!

Kiba: (Gets out medicine)

Me, Casey and Rachel: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Chapter 9: Sonya's Long Day

Sonya lay face first in her pillow. Sunlight peeped through the gap in the curtains. She could lay there all day. It was so nice and snuggly warm. Suddenly the curtains were flung open.

"TIME TO WAKE UUUP!" sang Kiba.

"Don't wanna, aint gonna" Sonya said, her face still in a her pillow.

"You have to get up sometime!" said Kiba.

"Why are you up so early in the first place?" asked Sonya.

"I promised Akamaru an early morning walk" replied Kiba.

"Doesn't that mean you wake Akamaru instead of me?" asked Sonya.

"Sonya... it's 12pm..." replied Kiba shaking his head.

"WHAT?!? I MISSED MY FAVOURITE T.V SHOW!!" yelled Sonya jumping out of bed.

"You're sad... you know that..." said Kiba watching her quickly get dressed and run out of the room.

Sonya ran down the stairs and into the kitchen. She grabbed a slice of toast and a bottle of sake, then headed to the front door. She grabbed her sword on the way out. Today she had to go on a A-rank mission. She had to stop a man who was using a special kekkai genkai to turn people into animals. She ran to the village gate and then headed out to the Swamp Village. (I'm not sure if that's actually a village but I just made it up!) After a few hours she came to the Swamp Village. It was well named. It was a huge swamp, with lots of houses on stilits. There were animals everywhere. Almost every kind of animal. Lions, Tigers, Bears (Oh my!) you name it. Then she saw a man standing amonst the animals, laughing evilly.

"Hey you!" she yelled

The man turned around and spotted Sonya.

"What's the matter sweetie?" he asked.

"DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME SWEETIE!!" yelled Sonya drawing her sword.

A full frontal approach was probably not the answer, but she wanted to get back fast so she could pummel Kiba for not waking her up.

"Oh i'm sorry" said the man teasingly.

Sonya was starting to get pissed. She was about to run at him when he suddenly yelled something.

"ANIMAL CHANGE NO JUTSU" he yelled.

There was a huge flash of light. Sonya opened her eyes.

'Nothing happened?' she thought.

She tried to say ouch... but out came a bark, well more of a yap.

'What the?" she thought.

She tried to speak again, but out came another yap. She could hear the man laughing.

"Try breaking THAT curse!" he yelled. He laughed and turned away. He jumped up into the trees and away. She tried to stand up, but she fell over backwards. When she was on her back she saw her arms and legs, or rather her legs. She had paws and dogs legs. She jumped up and looked at herself in the water. Sure enough, she was a dog. She was tiny, white and fluffy. She was so adorable it made her sick.

'Lovely...' she thought.

"Oh and by the way..."

She looked up to see the man standing a small distance from her.

"If you can't break the curse by midnight... YOU'LL STAY LIKE THAT FOREVER!!!" he said laughing evilly as he jumped into the trees and away.

'What?' she thought, 'how the hell am I supposed to break this curse'.

She looked over at her pile of clothes. 'How am I supposed to carry my clothes?' she thought.

She decided just to take her sword. Her clothes were replaceable, put her sword was not. It was an ancient family heirloom that had been passed down through over 100 generations. She ran and ran back to Konoha. It was hard to get the hang of running on four legs, but she eventually got used to it.

She eventually arrived at Konoha.

'Finally' she thought. Running on four legs had completely worn her out. She decided to go to her house. All members of her family could talk to dogs, so she would be able to explain it to them. She ran and ran, swerving around people's legs. She eventually arrived at her house.

'Thank god...' she thought. She placed her sword on the doorstep. She then realised how high up the doorbell was.

'Damn it' she thought. She then got an idea.

"Akamaru!! Aki!!" she yapped.

Akamaru raised his head from his sleeping, so did Aki.

"What was that?" barked Aki.

"I'm not sure, I'll check" barked Akamaru in reply.

Akamaru walked out of the room and put his paws up on the door. He looked through the peephole and down at the tiny dog yapping.

'Stupid annoying pup' thought Akamaru.

He pushed a special button with his nose that was made for him and Aki, and the door opened. Sonya quickly zoomed in.

"Your welcome..." barked Akamaru.

She ran up to her room and put the sword on her bed.

'Well there's that out of the way...' she thaught.

She went back down the stairs and ran up to Akamaru.

"Ok Akamaru, it's me Sonya..." yapped Sonya.

Akamaru looked confused.

"I know it sounds whack, but it's true!" yapped Sonya.

"I believe you it's just... I thought you would have turned into a bigger dog..." barked Akamaru.

'Note to self: Kill Akamaru' she thought.

"Well anyway, I have to find a way to free myself fro this curse by midnight otherwise I'll stay like this forever" yapped Sonya.

"Wow that's bad..." barked Akamaru.

'Well DUH...' thought Sonya

"You should go find Kiba, he might know what to do" barked Akamaru.

"Thanks" yapped Sonya

She bolted out the door and down the street. She saw a clock on the way. 7:40pm.

'Damn it' thought Sonya.

She was thinking and suddenly she whacked into the one person she didn't weant to see. Casey. Casey looked down at her.

"HI SONYA!!" she yelled picking her up.

'How did she know it was me?' thought Sonya

"I bet you're wondering how I knew it was you! Well I already told you... I'M MAGIC!" said Casey.

'Is she a mind-reader?' thought Sonya

"Don't worry I'm not a mind-reader!" said Casey

'Ok that's creepy' thought Sonya

"I'm not creepy" said Casey

(Sonya sweatdrop)

"Well lets find your stupid husband so he can talk to you!" said Casey heading off down the street.

A few minutes later...

"I think...it'll be better if we split up" said Casey panting.

She put Sonya down and headed off in the opposite direction. Sonya walked towards the Hokage mansion. She walked up the stairs and down the hallway to the Hokage's office. She was wondering how she could open he door. She looked up at the doorknob.

'Damn it' she thought,'You don't truly appreciate opposable thumbs until you don't have them!'.

Then she heard voices from inside and she put her ear up to the door to listen. She could hear Kiba talking to Naruto.

"All our ANBU found of her was her clothes" said Naruto

"I see..." mumbled Kiba

"I'm sorry Kiba, but she's most likely...dead" said Naruto

She heard Kiba draw in a sharp breath.

'NO KIBA I'M NOT DEAD!!' she thought.

She started scratching at the door.

"What's that?" asked Naruto.

Kiba walked and opened the door. Sonya leaped up and knocked him over. She started yapping at him, hoping he would understand. Kiba pushed her off.

"Sorry doggie, I'm not in the mood" he said standing up.

Suddenly Casey burst into the room. Accidentally thwacking Sonya with her leg, sending her flying into a pile of books.

"DOG BREATH!!!" Casey yelled.

"What is it?!?!... wait...DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!" replied Kiba.

"It's Sonya..." said Casey

"What about her?" asked Kiba.

"SHE'S A BITCH!!!" yelled Casey pretending to sob.

"She's...a...WHAT now?" asked Kiba angrily, cracking his knuckles.

"SHE IS!!"

"WHY YOU!!!" yelled Kiba preparing to strike at her.

"Oh my god... A FEMALE DOG YOU IMBICILE!!!" yelled Casey shaking her fist.

Kiba stopped.

"A...what?...A dog?" asked Kiba

"That's what I said wasn't it?" replied Casey shaking her head.

"Where is she?" asked Kiba

They heard a yap from the pile of books, and Sonya poked her head out.

"T-that is..." said Kiba pointing.

Sonya had an angry look on her face.

'She's gonna kill me' thought Kiba.

"Well Jeeves do ya know what we can do about this curse?" asked Casey

"How did you know I new something about it?" asked Naruto

"I'm magic!" replied Casey with a grin.

"...okaaaaaaaaaay, well anyway I heard from Jiraiya that the only way to break a curse is for their reflection to be broken by... a dimwit" said Naruto.

Sonya looked into the mirror and saw her human reflection. Only, in the reflection...she was nude. Casey knocked out Kiba and Naruto, who were staring at the mirror.

"So where are we gonna get a dimwit?" asked Casey.

Casey walked towards Sonya, then she tripped over a book and went kersmash into the mirror, shattering it into a million pieces. In a flash of light Sonya turned back to her human self. Casey grabbed a blanket, that coinkadikaly (Co-wink-a-dink-aly), happned to be in Naruto's office, and wrapped it around Sonya.

"Wake up you lazy idiot!" Casey said kicking Kiba.

"Eh?" said Kiba as he woke up. Kiba stood up and saw Sonya back in her human form.

"ALLRIGHT!!" yelled Kiba.

Sonya giggled, and Casey smacked him over the head.

"Take her home, NOW!" Casey yelled at Kiba.

"Ok ok i'm goin" said Kiba, "geez, slavedriver"

He picked up Sonya and walked out of the office. Casey walked to the door and looked back at Naruto, who was still unconcious.

'Should I wake him?' thought Casey,'...NAH!'

Kiba took Sonya home and laid her down on their bed. He walked back to the door.

"I'm gonna go check the boys" said Kiba, "You get ready for bed, you've had a long day"

Kiba closed the door.

Sonya flopped back on her bed.

"Tell me about it..."


Kiba: Well since Sonya, Casey and Rachel are out cold I guess I have to finish the story.

Gaara: (Sigh) I wasn't in it once...

Kiba: It's ok Garra, it's just because no one likes you (except your fangirls)

Gaara: Thanks, that makes me feel soooooo much better...

Kiba: Anytime!!

Next Chapter: Casey's New Assistant!

Gaara: Read it or I'll kill you...

Kiba: Oh I'm sure they're convinced now...