*Lights come on, Audience appears, and camera turns on*

Me: *makes a dramatic walk to my authoress chair* Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to… THE KATE AND KEITH TALK SHOW! YAAAAAAAY!

Emma: again, long time no see!

Me: it's good to be back, Emma! Now let's introduce our stars, Kate, Rhythmi, Dawn, Paul, Isaac, and that other guy I think his name was faggot.

Keith: FOR THE LAST FREAKIN TIME, MY NAME'S NOT FAGGOT!

Me: whatever.

*the Pokémon stars walk over and sit on the big comfy couch*

Me: good now let's get on with our first review! Oh look everyone! It's my friend, 741852AuthorNicolaStarlaLili!

Roserade: You have cross the line my friend! Now suffer! *Throw Roserade into a room of fire type lv100 pokemons*

Please call me Author from now on, Nicola is gonna kill me if use her name any longer... *Is speared* OW!

Kate: ... Boxing match with Lili. (She is a boxing champion...)

Keith: *Is thrown into a wood chipper*

Kellyn: *Is Solobeam by Claydol*

Zoey: Cookie!

Rob: *Is Dark voided and Nightmared*

Rhythmi: I cloned you... *Calls in a Rhythmi clone*

Zoey: Eat blood cookie.

Keith: *Is revived* Not! *Kick him into the pit of pointed up chainsaw*

Everyone: Invite Starla and Dragie and let her torture you all on Mars!

Would somebody pull out the spear?

Me: No, someone will NOT pull out the spear, and okay Author!

Roserade: *gets thrown in a room full of level 100 fire type Pokémon* ROSE!

*sounds of crashing and fighting and attack moves and even a cat's meow is heard from the room*

Everyone: …

Me: it… hurts… to… bad…

Keith: and you're gonna let this happen?

Me: …

Emma: …

Kate: …Pokémon cruelty

Rhythmi: *shakes head* why am I here in the first place?

Me: because we think you and Isaac are sooooo cute together! *squeels*

Rhythmi: hmph! *crosses legs and turns head away from Isaac*

Isaac: … *goes to Kellyn's depression corner*

Me: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! ROB TAKE ROSERADE OUT!

Rob: *nods and opens door*

We find Roserade smirking next to Keith's Buizel and all the fire pokemon are defeated.

Dawn: too cute!

Paul: and how is that "cute"?

Dawn: it's like pokemon romance!

Paul: *turns a light tint of pink*

Emma: psssst why are you blushing at that…?

Paul: *controls blush* what?

Me: … next

Kate: Author says I have to fight Lili…

Me: hmm… due to Kate's contract I can't allow that.

Pokemon stars: WHAT?

Me: so I'll just have to replace her with… Isaac! *winks at Rhythmi*

Rhythmi: …

Isaac: …

Emma: *pushes Isaac into the ring with Lili*

Lili: Gardevoir! *knocks Isaac out in one punch*

Isaac: oof! *swirlies in eyes*

Rhythmi: Isaac! *sits down by him and presses a washcloth to his head*

Me: … where did she get a washcloth?

Dawn: I dunno…

Kate: me either

Keith and Paul: do I care?

Me: … that was weird

Keith and Paul: yeah it kinda was

Emma: stop it!

Keith and Paul: ok

Me: SHUTUP!

Everyone: …

Emma: ugh… next!

Me: *throws Keith into a wood chipper*

Keith: AAAAHHHHHHH!

Me: Well let's get Kellyn so we can solarbeam him. Dawn!

Dawn: *goes and gets Kellyn from the waiting room*

Kellyn: Kate? You said you wanted to make out with me?

Claydol: *solarbeams Kellyn out of the building*

Kellyn: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Keith: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *pops out of other end of the wood chipper* what…? How am I still alive?

Me: no one can die on this show! *fire goes all around authoress chair and gives off a demon face*

Sound affect: !

Keith: … *goes in the bathroom and changes*

Paul: calm down

Me: NO!

Rhythmi: Isaac! Are you okay?

Isaac: *knocked out cold*

Rhythmi: help me out Zoey!

Zoey: … heh

Rhythmi: OH COME ON D-

Roserade: ROSE!

Me: yay I get a cookie!

Everyone: …

Me: here, Emma *gives half to Emma*

Emma: yay! *eats cookie*

Ash: I WANNA COOKIE!

Me: GET THE H-

Roserade: ROSE!

Me: OUTTA HERE!

Dawn: oh hi Ash!

Paul: … troublesome girl

Dawn: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

Kate: a troublesome girl! *grins*

Paul: *smirks*

Dawn: hahahahaha funny guys (sarcasm)

Keith: *comes out*

Me: Keith, you came out of the closet?

Keith: what?

Emma: well, it said you came out so… did you admit you were gay?

Keith: oh so now you're calling me gay instead of a faggot?

Me: *shrugs* same thing

Kate: ?

Keith: Can we just get on with the show?

Me: *beams* YES!

Rob: *dark voided and nightmare*

Me: …

Emma: …

Rhythmi: …

Isaac: *still knocked out*

Me: wow Isaac's such a wimp

Keith: heh

Paul: *smirks*

Rob: *wakes up*

Me: Rob… you weren't not scared at all?

Rob: *nods*

Me: you were scared?

Rob: …

Me: … I guess we'll never know since he ONLY NODS HIS HEAD!

Rob: *nods*

Me: gotta love that guy

Emma: for sure

Me: well let's speed this up.

Rhythmi Clone: hi

Rhythmi: hey good looking

Keith: Rhythmi don't go lesbo on yourself

Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Keith: *grins*

Rhythmi: at least I'm not a faggot

Keith: …

Dawn: eat the blood cookie, Zoey!

Me: uh… *makes Rhythmi clone eat the cookie*

Rhythmi Clone: *chokes*

Me: *throws clone into the pit of chainsaws instead*

Paul: I thought you said no one can die on this show

Me: well I lied

Keith: so… you like me huh?

Me: no I just need you for the show because you and Kate are destined to be together.

Vatonage Couple: are not!

Emma: shut up!

Vatonage Couple: …

Emma: alright Zoey, call up Starla and Dragie.

Me: yay!

*phone rings*

Me: hey Starla! What's up, girly? Oh, you're in the middle of your show right now? Ok, tell Zack I said hi! He's such a cutie! Ok, bye! *hangs up* …what?

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Me: and our next review is from… Mistress of the Secret Star!

Dawn: oh cool name!

Isaac: *still out cold*

I dare kate and keith to:

- make out for one hour in a closet

-make dawn and paul dance tango, only this time with the distance of a veryyyy thin magazine.

-keith and kate have to share a icecream chocolate cone.

-dawn and paul have to wear swimsuits

vatonageshipping and ikarishipping 4ever

Kate: *changes into cheerleading outfit* yay vatonageshipping and ikarishipping foreva! *winks at camera*

Dawn: *changes into cheerleading outfit* goooooo vatonageshipping and ikarishipping! *waves pom poms*

Keith: Kate… you and Dawn just said you want us to go out

Paul: and me and Dawn.

Kate: but Zoey said she'll pay us 5 dollars if we do it

Dawn: I need to buy more seals for my pokeballs

Keith and Paul: …

Rhythmi: *giggles*

Me: ok so, *pushes Kate and Keith into the closet with a chocolate ice cream cone* START MAKING OUT ALREADY!

You can hear kissing noises from the closet along with Keith screaming "hey! Share some ice cream!"

Me: *pushes Dawn and Paul into the bathroom*

Dawn: *comes out of the bathroom with a bright pink bikini that shows off her curves*

Paul: *comes out of the bathroom with purple swim trunks*

Me: ok come here you two and get into 'tango position'

Emma: sounds dirty… I like it

Me: teehee!

*Dawn and Paul get into 'tango position'*

Me: *puts a thin magazine in between them* Now dance, money boy, dance!

*Dawn and Paul start to dance to the tango*

One hour later…

*Kate and Keith come out of the closet, Dawn and Paul stop dancing and they all sit on the big fluffy couch again*

Emma: alright I think that's enough… NEXT!

Me: guess who's back? Friendly Kitty!

I can't stop laughing! XDD

Anyway...

Rhythmi Q: If you had a choice between being president for a day and earning a million bucks, what would u choose?

Everyone D:

Get a roadroller and run over Justin Beaber(hey, I hate him allright!)

Keith D: Dress up as Jessica Simpson

Kate D: Act like Fran Fine from The Nanny

Kellyn D: Try to act like Steve Urkel from Family Matters

That is all,and give and don't give up this story! And here's a cookie, you deserve it Zoey! :3

Me: So which is it Rhythmi? Become president for the day or earn a million dollars?

Rhythmi: be president for the day so I could boss Keith around *smirks*

Keith: of course you would Rhythmi…

Emma: Zoey… She's making us kill Justin Bieber!

Me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? NO! I LOVE HIM! I LOVE YOU JUSTIN! WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Dawn: *squeal* he's just so cute!

Kate: so hot!

Rhythmi: and his hair! OMG!

Boys: …fag

Me: Keith shut up you're the real fag here

Fag: am not

Me: are to

Fag: am not

Me: are to

Fag: am not

Me: are to

Fag: am n- HEY YOU CHANGED MY NAME!

Me: not me

Emma: heehe

Keith: …

Me: alright Keith, Kate, go and dress up!

Paul: what happened to Kellyn?

Me: he… uh… died?

Dawn: but you said-

Me: I KNOW WHAT I SAID! *fire all around authoress chair*

Dawn and Paul: …

Me: Kellyn's not on the show anymore, there's nothing I can do about it

Emma: you hear that folks?

DON'T

MAKE

ANY

MORE

DARES

FOR

KELLYN

'CAUSE

HE'S

NOT

SPECIAL!

Me: rawr

Emma: heehe

Isaac: *still out*

Rhythmi: So Rob, when do you think Isaac's going to wake up?

Rob: *shrugs*

*Keith comes out in a blonde with and a tight silver shirt that shows his abs and short jean shorts. Kate wears a tight short leopard print dress and a black curly Fran wig*

Keith: *blushes in embarrassment*

Kate: *Fran laugh* (A/N: imagine it!)

Me: oh and I get a cookie! !

Emma: … ASH GET YOU'RE A-

Roserade: ROSE!

Emma: OUTTA HERE BEFORE I KICK YOUR F-

Roserade: ROSERADE ROSE!

Me: geez, calm down.

Emma: sorry…

Me: but that's it. Let's see… we got 7 or 8 more reviews to go.

Paul: oh come on….

*Kate and Keith go change in the bathroom*

Me: next up is AdvanceShipper4Eva

Ummm... If Sam bit Kate why did Dawn say ow?

Keith has to beat 'The Curse of Monkey Island' on 'Mega-Monkey' in 45 min (yes it has been done, BY ME!)

Paul has to dress up like Sheena(did I spell that right) from 'Arceus and the Jewel of Life'...

Kate has to... Oh wait I won't torture Kate, I like her too much because my name is Kate... Well almost my name is actually Katie but let's ignore that...

Dawn has to stop fighting with Sam and kiss Paul...

Rhythmi has to dance for the studio audience... (don't ask me why I don't actually know...)

Me: sorry for the editing error!

Emma: me two!

Me: Rob!

Rob: *nods and sets up video game*

Paul: don't push me, I'll go change myself *walks to the bathroom*

Me: wow… good kid. Good kid

Emma: oui (yes in French)

Me: now dance, Rhythmi, DANCE!

Rhythmi: *gets up and stands in front of studio audience* music please

Me: *turns on Friday by Rebecca Black*

Dawn: eww I hate this song!

Me: well I do too… but it's catchy

Rhythmi: *starts doing the dougie*

Paul: *comes out of the closet*

Me: Dawn

Dawn: *goes up and kisses Paul gently*

Paul: *blushes* uh…?

Dawn: dare

Paul: hm

Isaac: *still out…*

Keith: *playing the video game*

Me: so let's see what's going on here, Rhythmi's doing the dougie to Friday, Keith is playing a video game about monkeys, and Paul is dressed up as a girl in a short dress

Emma: good work partner

Me: *grins* well it's hard to be successful

Emma: well let's speed this up shall we?

Authoresses: *wave authoress pens*

45 minutes later…

Emma: wow, 45 minutes only in 3 seconds *grins* wow we are talented chicks

Me: *flips hair* you know it

Keith: HAHAHAHAHA YES I BEAT IT!

Rhythmi: *flips golden curls* and that's how you do it

*Croud cheers*

Paul: *changed back and sits back on the fluffy couch*

Me: and our next review is from… IdentifiedLuna1998!

Paul: you must be censored for the whole chap and don't forget to wear Dawn's clothes or i'll slay you with my 130 cm katana

Rhythmi: dye your hair um... white

Keith: Play bleach: the 3rd phantom for 24 hrs and must beat that game

Kate: hmmm i dare you to sing the happy song by Liam Lynch

Dawn: be a tomboy

Kellyn: go to a gay bar

Everyone: kill barney the pedophile purple dinasour freak

Me: Well we can't do that to Paul for the whole chapter… but for the whole review, okay! Now why don't we have Dawn and Paul switch clothes?

Dawn: NO! NOT MY SKIRT!

Paul: BEEEEEEEEP

Me: *shoves them both in the bathroom* Rob!

Rob: *nods and sets up video game for Keith*

Keith: why do I have to play all these video games?

Me: I… have no idea

Emma: *waves authoress pen and magically turns Rhythmi's hair white*

Rhythmi: NO! NOT MY GORGEOUS LOCKS!

Keith: heh it's an albino!

A/N: Why did I add the albino part? Well my little brother is one so I thought it would be kind of funny! Alright back with the story.

Keith: *starts playing video game*

*Dawn and Paul come out of the bathroom*

Dawn: ew I smell like Paul!

Paul: *angry* BEEEEEEEEEEP

Emma: alright Kate, sing!

Kate: *takes microphone and stands in front of audience*

I am really special cuz there's only one of me

look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me

when I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song

it cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long

oh oh oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe

puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth

watch out all you mothers, I'm happy, it's hardcore

happy as a coupon for a $20 whore

ha-ha-ha hah

I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me,

happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy

Spoken: I can't do this, man. I'm not happy.

I am really special, cuz there's only one of me

Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me

These are my lovehandles, and this is my spout,

but if you tip me over, then mama said knock you out

I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave

welcome to my happy world, now get your shit and leave

I am happy, I am good, I am...

Spoken: I'm Outta Here! Screw You!

Audience: *claps and stands up*

Kate: I feel famous!

Me: I feel like I wanna throw up!

Kate: *frowns*

Me: I still love you

Kate: yay!

24 hours later…

Keith: ugh I'm done again… can I go to sleep now?

Me: no

Keith: I don't care, I'm going to sleep!

Emma: but-

Me: ah let him rest, for now

Emma: okay…

Me: and well, when Claydol solarbeamed Kellyn, he landed in a gay bar on top of barney and barney died. Sucks doesn't it?

Rhythmi: how convenient…

Dawn: I know, right?

Rhythmi and me: … (sounds like a movie title. Heehe, Rhythmi and me)

Me: and next up is… Daughter of sea and wisdom!

Yay on story oh and Keith you suck.

Dares:kate beat the crap out of keith and kellyn. kellyn go die in a hole. keith keep asking kate to marry until she says yes. zoey emma and rhythim go plan the wedding and hineymoon

Me: yay! Keith sucks!

Keith: *comes back* hm?

Me: Keith, me and this review think you suck

Keith: great

Me: …

Keith: *sits back down on fluffy couch*

Rob: *puts Kate and Keith in boxing ring*

Dawn: go Kate, go!

Paul: BEEEEEEEEEP

Me: hehe, I decided to keep him like that

Emma: *smirks* good work partner in crime

DING DING DING

Kate: *about to punch Keith*

Keith: *goes into armadillo position* I SURRENDER!

Emma: sounds dirty… I like it

Paul: … BEEEEEEEEEEEP

Me: now Keith…

Keith: *gets down on one knee* Kate, will you marry me? And I won't take no for an answer *sighs*

Kate: hmm… ok

Everyone: WHAAAAAT?

Kate: I said ok, calm down

Me: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS DAY IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING! WOOOOOO!

30 seconds later…

Kate: I'm breaking off the engagement

Keith: why?

Kate: 'cause you didn't buy me a ring *sits back down on the couch*

Everyone in this world: *sweat drop*

Emma: Kate you're so stupid…

Dawn: …

Isaac: *STILL OUT COLD!*

Rhythmi: sooooo… what now?

Me: next we have Sumiko Sumimura!

Dang that is pure funny babe if I could say one thing 'your going to hollywood'

Dares:

Kate: Sing a song that'll make you cry like every time

Keith: Tell us your favorite things about Kate

Rhythmi: I don't have a real dare for you but Why not tell Iccac how you fell for once and stop being so spineless it's just sad (Sorry if I'm being mean)

Iccac: Again no real dare but again just like Rhythmi tell her how you fell kiss if you want i dont really care but we all know you care a lot about her almost as much as Keith likes Kate

Zoey: Heres a cookie babe

Kellyn: What a cute name I bet if you were a girl your name would be Kelly how cute but anyway Tell us something you've ben wanting to tell Kate since the day tou two meet and I better be good

Dawn(If still there): Just say something to Paul already it's killing me

Paul: Just kiss Dawn already she's like your perfect other hafe

Well love the story bye-bye

Me: awww thank's Randy!

Dawn: *sweat drop*

Me: Kate… sing a song that you will cry to everytime.

Kate: well there is this one song…

Me: ROB!

Rob: *nods and hands microphone to Kate*

Kate: *sighs and starts singing*

Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah

Yeah-ah-ah

Yeah-ah-ah

Yeah-ah-ah

Yeah-ah-ah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning

Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs

Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal

Seein' everything, the time is goin'

Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'

Gotta get down to the bus stop

Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin' in the front seat

Sittin' in the back seat

Gotta make my mind up

Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday

Gotta get down on Friday

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend

Friday, Friday

Gettin' down on Friday

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Lookin' forward to the weekend

7:45, we're drivin' on the highway

Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly

Fun, fun, think about fun

You know what it is

I got this, you got this

My friend is by my right, ay

I got this, you got this

Now you know it

Kickin' in the front seat

Sittin' in the back seat

Gotta make my mind up

Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday

Gotta get down on Friday

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend

Friday, Friday

Gettin' down on Friday

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

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Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Lookin' forward to the weekend

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday

Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')

We-we-we so excited

We so excited

We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday

And Sunday comes after ... wards

I don't want this weekend to end

R-B, Rebecca Black

So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)

In the back seat (In the back seat)

I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)

Fast lanes, switchin' lanes

Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!)

(C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me

Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream

Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend

We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all

It's Friday, Friday

Gotta get down on Friday

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend

Friday, Friday

Gettin' down on Friday

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Lookin' forward to the weekend

It's Friday, Friday

Gotta get down on Friday

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend

Friday, Friday

Gettin' down on Friday

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Lookin' forward to the weekend

Everyone: …

Me: …that song makes you cry?

Kate: *in tears* it's just so terrible! *runs to Keith and cries in his arms*

Keith: *blushes fiercely*

Me: teehee. So what do you like about Kate, Keith?

Keith: *still holding Kate while she sobs* well her smile and her eyes and her hair and… well I love how she's shy and so clueless about everything. The way she looks at you with those sparkling pale blue eyes…

Everyone: awwww!

Paul: BEEEEEEEEP

Emma: that kinda ruined it…

Dawn: yeah…

Me: so Rhythmi, Isaac's still out so tell him how you feel

Rhythmi: but…

Me: DO IT!

Rhythmi: OK I LIKE YOU ISAAC!

Isaac: *still out cold but smiles in his sleep*

Me: pssst did you see that too?

Emma: mhm!

Me: so cute. Now Dawn, say something to Paul.

Dawn: hi Paul

Paul: BEEEEEEP

Me: now kiss him

Dawn: why?

Me: it's a dare

Dawn: not really…

Me: JUST DO IT!

Dawn: AAAH! *kisses Paul*

Emma: *tosses cookie to Zoey*

Me: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I love my reviewers! They give me cookies! *eats*

Ash: *barges in and sees Dawn and Paul kissing* what the…?

Me: GET OUT, IT'S MY COOKIE! MINEEEEE!

Ash: *runs away*

Rob: *tapes door shut*

Emma: okay our next reviewer is… FinnLuver8o0!

Haha, this is a great fic! PAUL! HOOZAR! Anyways, onto dares...hehehehe...

PAUL:

I dare you to do a dance to "I'm too sexy for my shirt" (Ripping off your shirt and throwing it into the crowd gets you bounus points!) Punishments if you fail to complete this simple task: I will tie you to the back of a mail truck wearing nothing but a tutu and a blond wig holding a sign saying "I'M A BARBIE GIRL"

KELLYN:

Haha, on the subject of Barbies here, I dare you to write a short one-shot about an OC (aka YOU) and Barbie and you're beautiful relationship together! Punishment: Dress up in a fairy princess dress and begin singing "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.

ISSAC:

You know Issac, you're my fav character so I'm not gonna do anything bad to you...yet...Also, if you wanna get back at Rythimi...mweeheehee, I have a few methods...

EVERYBODY!

DO THE HARE HARE YUKAI DANCE!

Haha, can't wait for the next episode!

Me: Paul, go ahead

Paul: *back in normal clothes gets on studio stage in front of audience*

Rob: *turns on music*

Paul: *starts dancing, rips off shirt and it somehow thrown on none other than Sam!*

Sam: *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!* I LOVE YOU!

Dawn: stay out of this, Sam!

Me: oh rawr, Sam's back!

Sam: not really…..

Emma: okay umm, EVERYONE LET'S DO THE HARE HARE YUKIA DANCE!

Me: O…M…G… I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO DO IT! OMG! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*Everyone gets on stage except Isaac and Rob*

Rob: *turns on music*

Talk Show Stars: *start dancing*

4 minutes later…

Me: THAT WAS THE MOST FUN I EVER HAD! EVERRRR!

Paul: BEEEEEEEEEP

Keith: never speak of this again

Rhythmi and Dawn: agreed

Isaac: *still out*

Me: and now our final review from… fluffish!

Yay!I love your stuff.^~^

Dares:

Make Paul go to a beauty salon and get a manicure and haircut!

Torture Keith with a stick with a rock on it while he rides a ANY STYLER OF SOME makes it out alive,Zoey gets the world largest makes it out with injury,Zoey gets a years supply of ice cream PLUS a tub of king sized chocolate ,go get chased by a magmortar on an ice skating and rhythimi get DONUTS!Isacc has to dunk his head in ice cold water.(P.S. Best to say this while hes not looking,and when He's ASLEEP.)Ciao!

Me: Oh well that's a lot… in like one breath! Haha, Paul go to the salon.

Paul: … BEEEEEEEEEP

Dawn: *snickers*

Me: *shoves Keith into the closet with a giant Ursaring and hits him with a stick. Slams the door*

Keith: AAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Kate: uh…

Me: OHHH NO WAY! I F-

Roserade: ROSERADE!

Me: LOVE MY REVIEWERS! AAHHHHH I LOVE YOU GUYS! AND I LOVE COOKIES TOO!

Rob: *lets Keith out*

Keith: *only has a papercut and runs crying to Kate while she rubs his shoulder*

Kate: *rubbing Keith's shoulder*

Keith: it just hurts so bad! *sobs*

Me: OHH NO WAY! ICE CREAM? IS IT STRAWBERRY WITH RAINBOW SPRINKES? IT IS! IT IS! I LOVE YOU FLUFFISH!

Emma: *sweat drop* take it easy Zoey

Me: CHOCOLATE? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Meanwhile…

Kellyn: ah… how did I land in a gay bar on top of barney with an indoor ice skating rink?

Magmortor the Bar tender: *gets angry at Kellyn for putting a hole in the roof* Mag! *chases Kellyn on the ice skating rink*

Kellyn: AHHHHH ZOEY I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Back at the studio…

Me: come have some, Emma!

Emma: *eats chocolate*

Rob: *gives donuts to Kate and Rhythmi*

Almia girls: *eat the donuts*

Me: *puts Isaac's hand in ice cold water* heehe…

Isaac: *wets himself in his sleep*

Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Paul: BEEEEEEEEEEP

DING!

Me: alright looks like this show is over for today!

Audience: awwww…

Me: don't worry, I'll be back soon

Emma: unless you take another "vacation"

Me: ….

Keith: uh… until then

Everyone: REVIEW!

Me: and don't forget… THE RANDOMNESS WILL KILL YOU!

Emma: *Friday ringtone goes off*

Kate: *cries*

Why did I add the song Friday so much? Because my friends and I sing it together and it makes us all close somehow… and trust me, I do hate the song. Besides today's Friday! Well I wrote this on Friday and it may not be when I update this so…

PLEASE REVIEW!

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING BUT MY OWN CHARACTER ZOEY, ROB, AND THE MAGIC MADE UP STUDIO!