"If I need you I'll give you a signal."
"What signal?"
"I'll imitate the terrified scream of a little girl." -Pippin & Emmy.
"I came from the Dean Winchester school of dealing with emotions." -Pippin
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised." -Emmy
"The bitch cut my hair...so I killed him." - Pippin and/or Emmy
"If you give me a minute...I think I can make this worse." -Pippin
"Wow, can we just pretend, for one second, that you're not a complete douchebag?" -Emmy
"Seven billion people in the world, and you're overreacting because we killed one man."
"But-"
"Seven. Billion. People. Now shut up and drink your smoothie." -Pippin & Sam
"Is this coffee bitter?" *sips drink* "Nope just you." -Emmy
"It's all fun and games until she obliterates you from existence. " - Israfel
"Ugh it tastes like sludge!"
"Yes but it's caffinated sludge." - Pippin & Emmy
"You know how you always think I'm brave?"
"Yeah?"
"Well I'm about to prove you wrong." - Pippin & Emmy
"The way you flirt is shameful." - Seraphina
"What's the little blinking light mean?"
"It means...wait blinking?" - Emmy & Dean
"If I die tonight salt and burn my body, except for my middle finger. Send that to Metatron." - Pippin
"Well on the bright side...I'm not addicted to Cocaine." - Emmy
"So...I've just realized...that I've been shot." - Emmy
"If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your I. Q." - Emmy.
"I still remember you as a little girl who overwaters plants because you don't know when to stop giving." -Joshua to Pippin and later Pippin to Emmy.
"Wow, someone needs a Happy meal." -Emmy
"You wanna fight Fuck-bucket!?" - Pippin
"I said set a small fire! That's not a small fire!" - Emmy to Pippin
"Don't sign to me in that tone!" - Emmy to Pippin.
"Why is Dean bleeding?"
"Because he's an idiot."
"I didn't know idiocy caused people to spontaneously bleed from the nose."
"I think it's a new phenomena."
- Pippin & Cas.
"If someone gets nosy just...you know...shoot them."
"Shoot them?"
"Politely.."
-Israfel & Emmy
"Now remember, if you hear ominous chanting, the appropriate response is to run." -Emmy
"Did I ever tell you about the time I accidentally started a cult?" -Pippin
"Nope. I can't go to hell. Satan still has a restraining order against me and Emmy." -Pippin
"Technically it wasn't on fire."
"Of course it wasn't on fire! You completely blew it up!"
-Emmy and Pippin/vice versa
"Did...did you shove a-"
"An Angelblade up a demons ass? Yes."
-Emmy & Pip
"You can't hold sex against an Angel, Dean! I tried!"
-Pippin
"There's too many numbers here Pip!"
"I'm not good at math okay!? I skipped it in the third grade!"
-Emmy & Pip
"It barely hit him."
"Barely hit him!? It took off his whole damn arm!"
-Emmy and Pip
"This looked easier on Youtube!"
-Quel
"please stop putting random things in the microwave." -Sam to Israfel
