Dear Grover, would you rather have Juniper or Enchiladas?

From: EnchiladasRock502

Dear EnchiladasRock502,

How dare you ask such a question? How could you make me choose between my girlfriend and ENCHILADAS! I can honestly say, I obviously would have to choose... um... Oh my gods, what am I saying? JUNIPER of course! But a world without enchiladas would be a sad, sad place my friend...

~Grover Underwood