On the stage of Onett Donkey Kong sat on top of a house, playing on the bongos. Ness sat upon the roof of the drugstore as he tried to get a conversation going.
"Hello Master Ness," a voice called to him.
"Hey Poo," Ness said.
"Is something troubling you?" Poo asked.
"Well, it's just that Ashley and Claus were fighting. Last time, Paula and Wendy started fighting. Is it my fault?" Ness asked.
Poo wanted to reply 'yes' but that was apparently rude in Ness' culture.
"No," he said. "People fight all the times, for stupid reasons. Don't blame yourself on everything."
"You're right Poo..." Ness said. "So anyway, I brought Donkey Kong here! Any guests?"
"That Donkey Kong! Fighting with Mario? Back in my day Mario was my rival oh I remember."
"Uh yes. Master Ness, this is Cranky Kong. He is the original Donkey Kong."
"We never had any actual color back in the day. Now we have all these fancy controls and colors, even remotes with no wire!" Cranky Kong said. "That grandson of mine better learn how to appreciate!"
"So the Donkey Kong here is your grandson?" Ness asked.
"I think so. I don't know," Cranky Kong replied.
"Right..."
"Master Ness, would you like me to explain the history of the Donkey Kong with you?" Poo asked.
"The Donkey Kong? Boy, I hope you know there's two of us! Set yourself straight, which one are you talking about!?" Cranky Kong asked.
"Please forgive me. I was referring to the Donkey Kong with Ness," Poo said.
"There you go again! The Donkey Kong! Boy, who do you think I am!? You trying to play me for a fool! I could have kidnapped you back in my day if I had a mind to!" Cranky Kong said.
"I-I'm sorry. I'm talking about -"
"Who boy!? Who!?"
"The current Donkey Kong!" Poo yelled.
"... Oh. Why didn't you just say so? I could tell you all about that idiot grandson of mine," Cranky Kong said. "He's lazy, I can tell you that. He's not stupid though and can be trustworthy. When those forsaken Kremlings stole our bananas it was him who got it all back for us. He started his adventure in Donkey Kong Country while I went and retired."
"Wow," Ness said. "I'm guessing the one that's been with us since the beginning was your grandson..."
"What do you mean 'since the beginning'!?" Cranky Kong yelled.
"I-I mean since the Nintendo 64 version of Smash Brothers!" Ness said. "Uh... why don't you guys start explaining his attacks?"
"Alright then, Master Ness overall Donkey Kong has received great buffs in terms of speed," Poo said. "His Giant Punch is faster than before."
"Well good for him, being able to go so fast. Processors back in my time could never do that," Cranky Kong noted. "Be careful boy, my grandson has been practicing on his headbutt. He has longer range and reduces a shield more than before."
"His Spinning Kong has more vertical range," Poo said.
"I taught him that," Cranky Kong said. "Used to impress my buddies with that one. I also taught him Hand Slap. It can be used in midair now and has a larger hit box."
"Lastly, Konga Beat has signals on when to press the attack button. This means that not only will a part of the screen be blocked but also it is easier to hit to the beat. Be careful!" Poo said.
"My back hurts... Are we done here?" Cranky Kong asked.
"Master Ness?"
"Yup! That's all I need to know! Thanks guys!" Ness said.
"He's no easy opponent so don't think knowing a little trivia will help you much," Cranky Kong said. "And kid, no need to call somebody your age 'Master' got that?"
"Well uh..."
"And you! Forcing somebody to call you 'Master'! Why I never-!"
"Uh..." Ness was at a loss.
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AN: To be honest, I really wasn't sure what to do for Donkey Kong's other than explain so I had Cranky Kong come in. I never played Donkey Kong other than the original arcade game so I don't know much about the characters so if he's wrongly portrayed then tell me.
I'm going to have even more trouble with Diddy Kong...
I shall update whenever I want but unless stated otherwise one chapter a day.
