Wheeliefan101: *wearing shirt that says "Hasbro"* I own transformers!

Cliffjumper: No you don't

Wheeliefan101: But I'm wearing a Hasbro shirt

Cliffjumper: That just means Hasbro owns YOU

Wheeliefan101: O.O *runs away* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cliffjumper: *points to Author* The maniac doesn't mean this for offense or own transformers

Chapter 9: Business blunders

#81 No singing sad songs about the Cons
Soundwave wouldn't let me join an afterschool club
A really AWESOME afterschool club
Which meant I moped around, before a song formed in my mind
So of course I sang it
About half way through the song, Rumble and Frenzy threw a sock at me
Really, guys?
A sock?
Really?

#82 No more singing the F.U.N. song
~F is for friends who do stuff together,
Rumble: You is for you and me,
Frenzy: N is for anywhere, any time at all,
All of us: Down here in the deep blue sea!~
Me: The best part?
We really ARE in the deep blue sea!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Decepticons were getting mopey and pessimistic
More than they usually were, that is
So the twins and I decided to try and cheer them up!
Unfortunately, they didn't like our little prep song
We could kinda tell by the way we were shot at
Multiple times
And almost thrown at the window
The only reason we WEREN'T thrown out the window was because we don't exactly HAVE any windows

#83 Rumble and Frenzy, stop switching your paintjobs
It's confusing!
Although I guess that's the whole point...
I walked up to Rumble and said, "Hi Rumble!"
"Whaddya mean, Rumble? I'm Frenzy!"
Then the real Rumble came by
They both laughed at me
Poor Soundwave's so confused
Wait
Since when do I care about Soundwave?
Oh yeah
Because he is the one who keeps the terror twins from destroying us all
Maybe I should tell him how much I appreciate that
Nah

#84 Never mix the following:
Tacos
Marshmellows
Rumble
Frenzy
Jalepanos
Pink lemonde
-_- I don't want to talk about it

#85 No telling me something is impossible
I told the cassette brothers I could do anything
"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."
That one made me think
I bought a revolving door...
Got the Constructicons to help me take it apart...
Then, using one of the doors, slammed it
...into Megatron's face
And procceded to run for my life
But still, I did it
HA!

#86 No selling lemonade
It was an innocent enough business...
We even had the lemonade homemade!
Don't worry, I removed all the toxicins
But Rumble and Frenzy had very effective methods
Effective and aggresive
"Buy the lemonade before we blast you all the way to Cyberton, ya little punk!"
Poor kid
Gave us all his money and ran off crying
I had to apologize to him
I then decided we had better close our business before his mom found us (she worked for the army and had a fully functional BAZOOKA)

#86 No having screaming contests
As you may know (or may not know), Frenzy and Rumble can scream at high pitched frequencies
Believe you me, it can pretty annoying
And I, being a young female, am able to scream too
So we decided to have a screaming contest to see who could scream louder and/or higher
Didn't go over too well
Scavanger finally threw a car at us and yelled at us to, and I quote, "*BLEEP*ING *BLEEP*ERS HAD BETTER *BLEEP* OUR *BLEEP*ING *BLEEP* BEFORE *BLEEEEEEEEEEP*!"
Yeah, it wasn't pretty

#87 No more Uno
Rumble, Frenzy, the other Cassetticons, the seekers, Soundwave, and I were playing Uno
I was getting schooled
By EVERYBODY
How did I get beat by Ravage?!
He doesn't even have hands!
I eventually got so fed up that I yelled, "This is so FRUSTRATING!"
I then procceded to throw my cards down
Well, I meant for them to go down
Unforunately for me, the fan was on
So it blew the cards around
One accidently got lodged in Skywarp's optic
VERY painful to get out
Heh heh,
My bad, Warpie...

#88 No more frisbees
Soundwave had been at a battle
And he had left me, Rumble and Frenzy behind (the nerve!)
So we made sure to glare at him when he got back
But apparently he had picked something up
A sheet of metal
But with our crazy imagination, the twins and I turned into a...
Ta-da!
Frisbree!
It was epic
And we were pretty good (well, R 'n' F were. I couldn't catch it if it put itself in my hands...which it has...and I still haven't caught it...)
But alas and alack, our fun was not to last
Rumble threw this killer throw
I tried to catch it, believe me I did
But it still got away
And it hit Bruticus in the optic
You know Bruticus
The large guy who is the Combaticons combined?
Mh-hm
Yeah, well he's trying to step on us right now
RUN!

#89 Exploding pudding balloons are not a good idea
Cassetticons...
How?
Just, how? (Although I'm mainly blaming the twins)
Twins: Hey!
Me: Ha ha
Anyway,
SOMEBOTS got a "bright" idea to throw exploding pudding balls at unexpected victims
Mainly, me and the seekers
Don't why I was paired up with the seekers
But still
Ever had pudding in your hair?
SO hard to get out
Especialy when there's exploded balloon parts
And one time I found a raisin in one of them -_-
Wait
*observes crawling raisin*
O_O
That's not a raisin

#90 Chocolate syrup is not meant to be used on the floor
*points to Rumble and Frenzy*
They did it!
Rumble and Frenzy: *points back to me* She made us!
Me: *death glare*
Anyway...
Ramjet had just brought me back from the store
And I had just bought a WHOLE lotta chocolate syrup
Unfortunately, I forgot the most important thing:
Ice cream
So I was moping around, wallowing in self pity, when I was struck by an inspiration
Actually, I was hit by R&F
They had apparently slipped on the slick floor
I had a light bulb
...right before they crashed into me, making me fall down also
After telling the twins my plan, we set to work
We pulled an alarm, which meant the 'cons ran out of...wherever they were...and right into a sticky floor covered in chocolate syrup!
The twins and I were laughing it up (from the saftey of the rafters), watching as the Decepticons trip, slip, and slide
Unfortunately, Buzz-pest (just doesn't have that nice ring that Laserpest does...) spotted us and ratted us out to Soundwave
…squealer...
Anywho, we ended up in the brig and only were allowed to come out to clean up the syrup
With a toothbrush
Real smooth, 'Wave, real smooth

Wheeliefan101: BUUUUUUUURN, SHIRT, BUUUUUUUUUUURN! KILL IT WITH FIRE! *covering "Hasbro" shirt in flames*

Thundercracker: Uh, what are you doing? .~_.^

Wheeliefan101: Isn't it obvious? I'm burning the shirt that says Hasbro owns me *shivers* Oh the horror...

Thundercracker: But...where did you get that flamethrower?

Wheeliefan101: Oh, from Kre-on Singe/Scorch :D

Singe/Scorch: GIVE THAT BACK YOU #^# *$! *begins chasing Wheeliefan101*

Wheeliefan101: *running away with flamethrower* NO! NEVER! IT'S MINE NOW! MY PRECIOUS! GET YOUR OWN! Ooh, don't forget to R&R :3