I don't own Danny Phantom or any of the characters in this fanfic. They are doing a life time sentence to their owner or to themselves. Enjoy part nine of DP meets Jerry springer the remake.

On the set of Jerry springer

"Hello welcome to the show. My guests today say they have some secrets they need to let out Please meet Star. Star said she a confession to make." Jerry said.

"Jerry I am here today to tell my boyfriend of six years that I am leaving him for someone else." Star explained surprising everyone who heard this.

"Ok before I bring out the person you are cheating with, I have to say you been with this person for six years. What did they do wrong to make you want to throw that away?" Jerry asked.

"Well at first when we got together he was sweet to me and did everything in his power to make me smile. However, even though he is still like that to this day, things got boring between us fast, and he didn't want to try knew things. Like one time I suggested us having a three some with my best friend but he didn't want to do it." Star said causing the audience to have mixed thoughts about this.

"Was your friend a male or a female?" Jerry asked going for more info.

"She is a female." Star answered causing most of the men in the audience to frown.

"Ok I can see why he didn't want to do that. Now let's let bring out who you are cheating with here she is!" Jerry said as the woman Star was cheating with came out.

In the Audience

"Wow I never thought I would see the day that she would go after someone else besides me." Danny said remembering how Danny Phantom obsessed Paulina was.

"I am not surprised that she would change teams either she did come across as a skank to me." Kitty added while sitting on Sam's lap.

"In high school Star may have acted like a jerk to me, but she was very loyal to her friends and those she cared about." Danny explained while coming to Star's defense.

"I was talking about Paulina not Star Danny." Kitty said correcting Danny.

"I would have to agree with her on that one. Even though Star was a snob to us in high school she did stay by Valerie's and Paulina's side as a good friend and I respect her for that." Sam said to herself while valuing friendship.

"That girl was a grade a bully who didn't deserve you anyways." Poindexter said shocking both Danny, and Kitty.

On stage

"Hi Paulina welcome to the show. So how long have you and Star been going out?" Jerry asked in a normal tone.

"We have been dating for a few weeks. I figured since I couldn't get the one I wanted all those years ago I gave up on the male species." Paulina said as she french kissed Star.

"Yeah! We love lesbians! We love lesbians!" The crowd chanted earning a smile from Paulina and Star.

"So Star tell us who are you going to be with Kwan, or Paulina?" Jerry asked.

"I am dumping my boyfriend today. He can't make me happy the way Paulina can. Like I said before he is being a total stick in the mud." Star said dryly.

"Well your boyfriend is watching back stage so he knows now here is Kwan." Jerry said as Kwan came out.

"So you are just going to end it after we been together so long for Paulina? But why Star? I never cheated on you, I always made sure that we were financially stable. I even made sure to keep everything neat and tidy just as you like it. " Kawn explained with a bit of sadness.

"She makes me happy Kwan that is why. To tell you the truth the only reason I ever went out with you back then was because you were way cooler then Tucker Foley, and to be honest if he was still single I would have dumped you for him. I mean sure you were able to give me a stable life, and many of the things I couldn't have before, but I can do that now, and you are just to closed minded for me! I want to have fun and Paulina gives me that and everything else!" Star explained with little remorse.

"Guess what Kwan? (1) I got your girl and you can't do anything about it, You may think she is coming back to you but... I doubt it. Don't make no sense, you even call her and try to work it out, cause I got your girl and you can't do anything about it." Paulina sang in a song like tone instantly pissing off Kwan.

"You stupid skank I will show you what I can do about it!" Kwan said as he charged towards the two girls at full speed.

The security guards seeing this moved quickly and tried to stop Kwan. However, he proved to be too much for them and took them out easily. Kwan continued on the war path and was about to strike Paulina when Steve came in at the last minute and knocked the wind out of him.

"You think these creeps would have learn not to attack women from watching the last few segments, but I see it isn't so." Steve said annoyed while the audience chanted his name.

"I don't care about what your rules with woman! She hurt me, and she is going to pay!" Kwan said as he went to give Star and Paulina some pain only for Steve to block his path.

In the Audience

"I knew that was coming big time though I do feel sorry for Kwan." Danny said while munching on some popcorn.

"I know he was the one being fateful, to find out his girl is cheating on him with another woman. If that isn't bad enough he can't lay a hand on them because of Steve." Kitty added grabbing some of the popcorn.

"Wow I always thought Paulina would grow out of being a bitch but it seems she hasn't even grown up personality wise." Sam said with extreme distaste.

But that doesn't seem to be... Ow that one had to hurt." Danny said as he watched Steve Punch Kwan in the face then kick him in the nuts.

On Stage

"So I take it that your relationship with Kwan is now over." Jerry said.

"Yeah it is. Kwan I hope we can still be friends." Star said without too much remorse.

"You ripped out my heart, chewed it up, spit it out, then stomped it with spiked sporting shoes. Not only that, but because of your cheating which pissed me off, I got punch in the face by a ghost gauntlet wearing Steve. Not to mention getting kicked in my balls! There will never be anything else between us not even friendship!" Kwan said sourly.

"Balls? try cherry pits Kwan, Oh and by the way our first time I was faking it for a while. I had to think of someone else I knew that was hung to get get off." Star said really going in for the kill.

"But Star you never messed around until me who were you thinking about? Cause whoever they are you better not be thinking about them when we are doing it!" Paulina hissed.

We will be... Oh my I was about to end the segment when the door bell rang lets bring them out." Jerry said.

within moments A gust of icy wind came through the door that instantly froze Paulina and Star in a block of ice. Then afterwards Klemper appeared in front of Kwan.

"I helped you now will you be my friend?" Klemper asked Kwan who looked upset only to get punched hard in the face which resulted in a knock out by a ghost gauntlet wearing Steve.

"When you wake up sure I will be your friend." Kwan said to the Knocked out Klemper.

In the Audience

"What the heck I don't believe it! I never thought I would see the day when the friendly fiend would get a friend." Poindexter said with shock in his voice.

"Cough it up you two you lost the bet as you can see Klemper has finally made a friend." Danny said to Poindexter and Kitty.

Frowning Both Poindexter and Kitty paid up the money they owed Danny just as Jerry said the three magic words that would end the segment.

Stage out

1 The chorus of the song I got your man with the replacement of girl in the spots of man.

So ends part 9 of Danny Phantom meets Jerry Springer. The next segment I have in mind isn't going to be related to this story, but rather one of the redo's some asked me for. As I said in the last chapter if you have any crack pairings you want to see in the second arc of this voice them. Also if you want to see any redo's of segments with other characters voice them as well and I will do so. However, there is one rule besides no canon pairings and that is no requesting I completely destroy a character. R and R people.