Helloow my lovlies, i would yet again like to say sorry for not updating, but i do think i have a valid excuse. You may have heard, well you should have anyway about the queensland floods in Australia, Yes i am on of the few that have been flooded out of brisbane which kinda, okay thats a lie, it completly fucking sucks! Anyway i swear i will try update more regularly. (im still on the beta hunt...not going to good...lol) I dont own twilight, though if i did i would have enough money to get out of these fucking floods! lol. Oh and just a little hint, i love reviews.. :D

3 Jettison.

Better think of your future
Better make some good plans boy
Said every one of my teachers
Look out better play it safe you'll never know what hard times will come your way
We say where we're coming from
We've already seen the worst that life can bring
Now we get expect it everywhere that we go
All the things that they say
Yeah we already know
I just wanna live
Don't really care about the things that they say
Don't really care about what happens to me

Chapter 9

This weekend has been...long. All Sams papers were filled out and we went and bought him books and colouring in pencils for school tomorrow. And we still had to drive 15 hours to fucking forks! He was excited to be in a new place, but i was scared of one thing, that thing was my mother. She's not going to let me and Jasper move out with out a fight.

"Are you worrying about Sam again?" Emmett asked me walking into the room dripping wet with only a towel wrapped around his waist

"...no" I said,

"Babe, its going to be cool. Ill be there and she wont touch him"

"Yeah but she's not going to let me go without a fight" i said

"So ill come with you. She's to high and mighty to fight with you in front of anyone" He said

"Yeah..." I said, "I'm going for a shower" I said walking past him and into the bathroom. I started the water which didn't need long to warm up as Emmett was just in here. I stripped of my clothes and got in letting the hot water flow over my body relaxing all my muscles. I heard the bathroom door open and Emmett came in, he shut the glass door in the shower.

"I need to wee!" Sam yelled through the door.

"Come in buddy" Emmett said. The door opened and Sam came running in, i tried to ignore the boys and enjoy my shower.

"Okay little dude, flush" Emmett said.

"No!" I yelled when i heard the toilet flush, the cold water dropped out and i screamed trying to jump away from the water. "Fuck me sideways with a fucking running chainsaw!" I yelled.

"I'm sorry Remmy!" Sam yelled.

"Its okay mate" I said gritting my teeth, i turned of the shower and wrapped the towel around my body, i and Emmett grinning at me sheepishly.

"Sorry babe, i forgot" He said

"Yeah what ever" i said walking into the room. I went over to my suitcase and grabbed a short grey and white plaited skirt and my black zoo land boo tube. I got dressed putting on my red bikini on underneath and walked to Sams room ignoring Emmett. I started packing away all the clothes and toys he accumulated over the past weekend, i put them in his suit case and put it at the door. I made his bed and did one last check for anything that might be forgotten.

"Come on babe I'm sorry" Emmett said wrapping his arms around my waist. I pulled his arms off me and walked back to my room, i packed all my clothes leaving out my white high-top converse. I made the bed and walked past Emmett downstairs. I started making myself a coffee and Emmett came up behind me.

"Baby...?" He asked

"Yes Emmett" i asked reaching over for the sugar.

"I love you" He said

"I love you too" I huffed, he grinned and picked me up putting me on the bench. "Emmett i love you but leave me alone for a while" i said jumping down.

"...Well...I'm going to go...pack" He said walking away. I picked my phone up of the bench and started to text him.

'Come here you oaf

Rxoxox'

I clicked send and my phone made the zooping noise indicating it had been sent. Jasper walked into the kitchen and washed up the mug that had my coffee in it.

"Jasper!" I said

"What?" He asked

"That was my fucking coffee!" I said.

"Well drink a V" He said walking upstairs, i went to the fridge to see that it was still half full of alcohol and the other half was full of energy drinks.

"You wanted me babe?" Emmett asked walking into the kitchen. I grabbed a rock star out of the fridge and cracked it open.

"Maybe" i said, smirking at him

"Well I'm packed" He said grinning at me.

"Well you would want to be considering i packed your bag before" i said taking a sip. Mase walked in the front door holding a massive bright green V eskey.

"Mase where the fuck did you get that from?" I asked as he walked into the kitchen and opened the fridge. He put down the eskey and started loading all the alcohol and energy drinks into the eskey.

"I found like 5 of them out the back of the teen bar" he said.

"Where'd you get all the energy drinks from?"

"They were in the eskey" he said, continuing to stack the drinks into the eskey.

"Rose, do you want to come with me to start taking the shit to the car?" He asked

"Yeah" i said, following him to the front door where Jasper had started putting all the stuff to pack. I grabbed Sam and Alice's bags and wheeled them to the golf cart which was idling at the gates. I lifted them on and went back to retrieve more. Everyone started helping packing the golf carts until it was jam packed.

"We will take them down then come back for the rest" Emmett said jumping into the drivers seat. He drove the golf cart to the car park where all the cars were lined up.

"We should start packing the jeep first hey?" i asked Emmett he nodded and jumped out.

"Babe?" I asked

"Yeah?" He said unlocking the jeep.

"I'm sorry for being a bitch before...i over reacted" i said.

"Its okay babe, I'm just sad were leaving" He grinned at me. I smiled back and we finished loading all the stuff from the golf car to the jeep. Jasper, Mase and Bella came riding around the corner on our BMX bikes and Mase was holding my skateboard.

"Where the fuck were they?" I asked

"On the fucking roof!" Mase said, "What car can we put these in?"

"Well you can put the back seat down in the Subaru and load two bikes in there because the jeep bike rack only has 3 places and just put all the other shit in the subey as well" i said jumping back in the golf cart.

"Stay here till we get back" Emmett said tossing Jasper my keys. Emmett drove back fast and everyone was at the gate ready to load all the shit up.

"This is the last of it" Emmett said hauling the eskey onto the tray on the back of the cart"

"Sammy!" I yelled. He came out and jumped in the drivers seat of the cart.

"You guys go down and ill lock up and check out" Alice said to me and Bella.

"You sure Alice?" Bella asked

"Yeah" She said.

"What are you doing little man?" Emmett asked Sam.

"I'm driving" He said.

"Okay" Emmett said, "but your sitting on my lap" He said lifting Sam up, sitting on the seat, then lowering him back onto his lap. I was sitting on Bella's lap as there wasn't any room in the back and i pulled out my phone from my top, i started video recording Sam and Emmett driving us back to the car park.

"Hey Rose, what car is Sam going in?" Jasper asked me.

"Um, he can go with me in the skyline" i said, Jasper picked up a car seat of the ground and walked over to my skyline. The boys unloaded all the stuff till all the cars were either full of drinks, clothing or bikes.

"Babe" Emmett said wrapping his arms around my waist pulling me away from the group.

"What do you want?" I smirked

"...Can i drive the jeep?" He asked

"Its going to cost you" i said smiling.

"Oh i think i can pay" He laughed kissing me softly.

"Yuck!" Sam yelled. I broke away from Emmett and laughed.

"I'm going to take the golf cart back and then get Alice" Mase said jumping into the golf cart and driving off. I opened up the skyline and saw it had a black on black interior and had a little walkie talkie under the stereo.

"Who put these in?" I asked

"Me!" Jasper said, "I thought it is a safe...ish way for us to communicate while on the road" He said proudly.

"Go jazzy!" i said sarcastically. Alice and Mase came walking around the corner hand in hand and we all met at my car.

"Okay so who's taking what car?" Alice asked.

"Jaspers in his skyline, I'm in mine, Em's in the jeep and that's it so far"

"I've got the subey!" Mase said. "Alice i love you but i don't trust you with my bike, not after its been on the roof for a weekend" He said, i tossed him the keys and he smiled.

"So I'm taking the M3?" Alice asked

"Is there room in Jaspers car?" Bella asked,

"Yeah the passenger seat is free" I said.

"Okay its settled, lets get on the road!" Emmett said, we all walked around to our chosen car and i went over to sams side to buckle him in,

"I love you...mummy?" He said kissing my cheek

"uh...I love you to buddy" I said, closing his door. God it sounds weird Sam calling me mum, but its part of the act Rosalie, all just the act, all for Sam. I walked around to the drivers side and got in. We all drove out of the resort and through the roads to the main highway. Voices were buzzing all through the walkie talkies. We drove for about 5 hours everyone talking to each other. Mase getting in shit loads from pixie from swerving when the chicks in the car next to him flashed, and Bella talking even though she was asleep

"Mummy?" Sam asked

"Yeah mate?" I said

"...are you and Emmett my new mummy and daddy?" He asked, my eyes almost popped out of their sockets. I cant deal with this...fuck.

"Um...Yes i suppose, but you should ask Emmett if you can call him daddy" I said...how the fuck do you explain this situation to a fucking 5 year old. Seriously. and what if Emmett really doesn't want to play Emmett's dad, oh fuck I'm forcing him into this, no, no, no!

"So you are my mummy and Emmett is my daddy" He said. Oh fuck.