'What the hell?'- I asked myself, in the desperate attempt to behave normally. In the last weeks I manage to convince myself the weird presence of two Valar in the form of plushie toys were nothing, but the mixture of wine and frustration. Such explanation sounded much better that early symptoms of hallucinations and loss of clear distinction between the real and fantasy worlds. Then I saw them and almost lost my breath, which made Kate to give me suspicious look.

'Here you are! We desperately need your help!'- dark haired man shouted.

'What happened? '- I asked.

'I can't stand anymore his presence in my bed!'.

The expression of the Kate's face was epic. She probably though those two were homosexuals and almost cried. Not often we could meet handsome and elegant men walking without their girlfriend. Kate left us definitely upset and I did my best not to laugh.

'Can you please explain?'- I asked.

'My wife went mad when we tried to play video games and kicked me from our bedroom. When she realized, I played games with Melkor she started to throw heavy things and complain about everlasting headaches'- Elder King of Arda reminded me of poor puppy so much that I hug him, doing my best not to start laughing. The I hugged the Dark Lord to avoid the argument.

'Haven't you told her about aspirin?'- I asked.

'No, we were sure you will help! Please talk with her'- Elder King was definitely the master of puppy eyes.

'Fine'- I agreed.

Varda was far from being happy. I realized she was not going to like the idea of her husband and brother-in-law turned into kids obsessed about Oreo cookies and video games, but she was to blame. She turned them into plushie toys and sent to different universe expecting bloody miracle. Why me?

'What did you do to my husband?'- she shouted – 'why they are such kids? This world made them crazy!'.

'You can make them crazy'- I proposed.

'How?'- the most beautiful Valie seemed curious.

She was amazing creature. As books says, mysterious, divine light surrounded her. I had no words to describe the pure beauty standing in front of me and needed few seconds to realize why her husband made puppy eyes. Varda seemed so perfect that I barely stopped starring.

'Man of this world are making their wives crazy by playing video games, whereas wives are making them mad doing shopping'.

She laughed with the diabolical smile. Before I managed to even plan the next step, she took my hand and we landed in the Harrods, London. Somehow the noble Queen of Stars from another world managed to charm everyone in her sight to give her free gifts. After eight hours of pure torture we had our hands full of gifts and luxury cloths, as Varda was generous enough to give me presents.

I really preferred not to know when and where she learned so much about smiling, saying sweet words and how to choose lingerie. Sometimes the only wat to keep the mind healthy is not to ask any questions.

'You are alone and this is not healthy' – she stated drinking hot chocolate.

'I.. I like my life'- I explained.

'Don't try to fool me, every woman need a man for support and other funny activities'- she explained looking at the shopping bag with the luxurious lingerie.

'I have no idea what are you talking about'.

'Oh don't be shy, come let's do more shopping as my husband deserves punishment'.

I did not dare to ask what type of punishment she was talking about. The way she kissed her husband when we were back left no room for the interpretation and I … I was left with the most bizarre company in the universe.

Three most powerful creatures from another world lived in my apartment for some time. In most of the time they behave relatively normally and played only little with the modern electronics. I had no idea what they did to my TV, but the only channel available was "Cartoon Network". When two brothers were playing 'Lord of the Rings', definitely too-excited-about-shopping Valie felt in love with the 'Tomb Raider' series. Three of them behaved so nicely, that I realized I might them alone in my apartment without risking the epic disaster, at least in most cases.

One day, I left them watching "The Lion King" crying almost when Mustafa died. Yes, three powerful kids watched movies definitely excited about the whole idea. In the meantime, Varda learned how to use electric oven and warm frozen cakes. Felling safe, I left my place.

In the early afternoon, I realized something was wrong. Sunny sky mysteriously went dark, even if according to forecast no storm should be there. I got impression the whole change was far from natural and quickly run to my place. Someone turned my apartment into war zone and the whole weird phenomenon started here.

'What happened?' – I asked.

'He called me Fiona!'- Varda shouted

'What?'.

'He called me Fiona!'- she repeated and pointed at her husband – 'Am I an green ogre?'.

'No, you don't' – I answered and finally realized –' but you know, Fiona used to be beautiful and ..'.

'Turned into ogre, I am not the ogre!'.

The whole conversation turned about more surreal than usual. My three guests watched "Shrek" and I needed some time to convince Varda, that her husband tried to express his love when used this name. Three kids of supernatural power, why they chose me as the host? They never explained, but definitely liked our world.

After all, I was really happy. However weird it sounded, they chose my apartment as the place for the holiday. Yes, I learned that even the divine creatures needed holiday and rest from time to time, as much as we need it. After reading several books, I realized they behaved as kids, as they had no real childhood. When I saw how they laughed together and eating carrot care I smiled. Three of them looked so happy and cheerful, probably more cheerful than in their world. Anyone deserved a rest from time to time.

I invited them to my place for regular holidays. They turned out to be a pretty nice company, even if their arguments resulted in the snowstorm in the summer. I also received invitation from them, but has not decided to visit Arda so far. The world described in the books seemed wonderful to read about, but difficult to live in. I also realized that none of them would be so cheerful and welcoming in their own world, as I know perfectly how their history ended. Who knows, maybe I will visit their palace one day. After all it might be amusing and worth to describe.