An Original plot thought out by me. It seems like it wasn't used in other stories and so, try a fortune teller who foresaw Tsuna's actions and try to tell everyone about it. Read and Review de Onegai Shimasu! And oh, it just popped up in my mind.
A Visit to Namimori Chapter 9 – The Crazy Fortune Teller
On the same day Dino arrived, Haru was in the Namimori Shopping district searching for a well-known cake shop that had recently opened. Whilst she was looking at the cakes at the store, the one next to it freaked her out and she wanted to get away as soon as possible. Haru bought her cakes and was about to leave, until an old lady called for her.
"Hey, young lady, would you like to know your love fortune?" Haru heard the old lady from the store next door.
"Hahi!" Haru squealed and turned to face the fortune teller inside the store. "How do you know that I love someone?" Haru asked the fortune teller.
"I have my sources, young lady. Don't underestimate an old lady like me." The fortune teller told her and signalled her to come closer.
Haru sat in front of the fortune teller in the shop, putting her bags aside. The fortune teller, wearing a veil that covered half her face, slowly moves her hands around the table in motion. Haru was awed and focused on her hands. Suddenly, the fortune teller moved her hands so fast and randomly, that Haru got a headache.
"Hahi…it's too confusing desu!" Haru said with her eyes becoming endless whirls.
"Haha! This is just the beginning!" The fortune teller laughed.
'What?! There's more!?' Haru thought and looked at the fortune teller with a serious look. The fortune teller scanned Haru's face. There's no mistake. The flames burning in Haru's eyes represent a great love for someone, and that would be a boy obviously. She shuffled her carot cards and put them on the table in a curve line.
"Pick a card." The fortune teller ordered.
Haru picked a card and got a picture of a cupid.
"Cupid?" Haru asked, not awed by the picture.
"Yes. The person who truly loves you will call you Cupid in a fateful encounter tomorrow. Maybe you will get a date." The fortune teller explained.
"So I'm getting a date!?" Haru stood up, elated by the fortune teller's words.
"It will be sooner than you think!" The fortune teller winked at Haru.
"Yay!" Haru cheered. "Thanks for telling my fortune, uhh…what's your name?"
"Here's my business card." The fortune teller passed a black card, with words in white letters and a yellow drawn star at the bottom right.
"Farian Fortune's Shop?" Haru read the card and looked at the fortune teller.
"My name is PB." The fortune teller told Haru.
"Arigato! I gotta go now!" Haru took her bags and ran off happily.
The fortune teller smirked, and got her comrade to follow Haru. What could this fortune teller do? On her way home, Haru noticed that someone followed her back to Namimori. She walked faster and turned into street of houses. When she stopped and turned back to see a woman dressed in Chinese clothes.
"Who are you and why did you follow me?" Haru demanded from the woman in Chinese clothes.
"I was asked by PB to follow you and give you ideas for your room's feng shui." The woman told Haru.
"PB? You mean the fortune teller?" Haru asked.
"Yup. I am here to make the prediction more likely true with feng shui." The woman replied and smiled.
Haru took the woman home and to her bedroom. The woman told Haru to move things here and there according to her 'feng shui'. The woman left Haru a fortune cookie and told Haru to never let anyone see the room until tomorrow. The next day, Haru was walking to school when she stopped at a junction.
"Cupid!"
Haru turned to see a ugly guy cosplaying Cupid and ran off. It's not him. And so, weird encounters with guys suddenly saying Cupid ocurred. After school, Mira and Kyoko were walking home from school when Haru asked them to her house for a cake party. Haru told her everything about what happened yesterday too.
"A fortune teller named PB?" Mira said as she read the card.
"Yup!" Haru squealed at that.
They entered the Miura Residence and Haru brought Mira and Kyoko to her room. Upon arrival, Mira dropped her bag. Kyoko and Haru wonder what was wrong.
"What…terrible feng shui you have!" Mira yelled in disgust and pointed at the positions of the objects done by the previous woman.
"Hahi? Is there anything wrong with it?"
"The feng shui here is very terrible. My mother was an expert in feng shui and I know that this arrangement is made by a con." Mira explained the positioning of such things.
"What do you mean?" Haru asked.
"You were tricked!" Mira declared finally.
"Oh no! But I already gave the card to Tsuna-san!" Haru mentioned in disbelief.
"What!?" Mira shouted and ran off.
At the store
"I wonder if this is the place." Tsuna said as he looked at the purple curtains covering the store Haru had visited.
Earlier, Reborn told him to go and he doesn't know why. And it has to be alone. What is this Reborn thinking of anyway? He stepped in and saw an old lady, wearing a veil and some purple clothes, sitting behind a table. The old lady greeted him and told him to sit in front of her and the crystal ball. The old lady was putting her hands around the crystal ball slowly and opened her eyes suddenly.
"You! You're in the Mafia!" The old lady pointed at her.
"What the heck! What are you talking about!? This fortune teller Haru told me is a hoax!" Tsuna shrieked in fear.
"How dare you, a mere Mafia pawn, call me a hoax? Fine, I'll tell everyone of your involvement in the Mafia, plus whom you love the most and it'll be over!" PB, the fortune teller, shouted and ran out of the shop.
"Wait!" Tsuna chased after the crazy woman.
Mira just arrived at the shop and saw Tsuna running off. She panted heavily as her hand held on the curtain heavily. 'Damn, she escaped.' Mira thought as she faced the purple curtains. The crazy fortune teller closed up on one of Tsuna's male classmates and blew into his ear. He fell and asked the woman why she did that.
"Hey, do you know No-Good Tsuna?" The crazy woman asked.
"Yeah, what about it?" He replied, freaked out by the crazy woman.
"He is…G…A…" The fortune teller got close to the person's ear and soon, Tsuna kicked her accidentally after falling from the second floor.
"Huh? He's gay?" The classmate said as he tried to make out the words.
"You're mistaken! I am not gay, Tashiowa!" Tsuna shouted in response.
"How dare you!" Tsuna and Tashiowa turned to the crazy fortune teller, who was pointing at Tsuna.
"You dare hit an old lady?" The fortune teller claimed.
"You're not old! How can one old person run a metre in six seconds!?" Tsuna yelled at the fortune teller.
The fortune teller ran off and Tsuna continued chasing the fortune teller. They then arrived at the town square, where they were having an event. The fortune teller crazily grabs the megaphone. Luckily for Tsuna, Ryohei was doing his everyday running.
"Nii-san! Can you please stop that person with the megaphone?!" Tsuna requested from Ryohei.
"Oh, Sawada! Sure!" Ryohei happily obliged and ran towards the fortune teller.
"Listen everyone! No-good Tsuna loves Sasagawa Kyo-" The fortune teller stopped as Ryohei took the megaphone and everyone started to chatter.
"STOPPING A CRAZY PERSON TO THE EXTREME!!!!!!" Ryohei shouted into the megaphone, and everyone was stunned by the enormous sound Ryohei made, and they blocked their ears in self-defense.
The fortune teller took this chance to escape while the bellowing noise tore down the town. Tsuna was too busy covering his ears, and couldn't catch up. The fortune teller smiled and ran past the people who were covering their ears in pain. Tsuna then used a shortcut to probably where she is going; Namimori Middle School.
Mira got to the fortune teller with earmuffs that she prepared earlier. The rampaging sound is still tearing down the streets. The fortune teller stopped at the Kurokawa residence and panted heavily. Mira then runs into her, and the fortune teller fell. Tsuna, on the other hand, finds the fortune teller on the ground, with Mira putting her leg on her back.
"Mira-san!"
"Oh. It's you, Tsuna-san." Mira said casually, as the fortune teller attempts to escape.
Mira stepped harder on the fortune teller's back. Suddenly, the fortune teller dug underground.
"What the hell!" Mira shouted and her leg fell into the hole the fortune teller had dug.
Tsuna helped to get Mira's leg out of the hole.
"Do you have any idea of where that fortune teller is going?" Mira asked Tsuna.
"She's heading to a place where most people circulate." Tsuna said and ran off.
"Oi! Wait!" Mira shouted and followed Tsuna.
'What's with him? He seemed serious about this, I wonder why?' Mira thought as the two made their way to Namimori Middle School. The fortune teller ran onto the school grounds and hid in a hiding place she had found. Unfortunately, a prefect was right behind her, with a little chick in his hair, holding tonfas. When the two got there, they got into the boxing club and found Hibari beating up the fortune teller.
"Hibari-san!"
"This person was disturbing the peace of Namimori so I am biting him to death." Hibari explained, and stepped on the fortune teller's face even harder.
"Him?" The two looked closely at the beaten up fortune teller.
The fortune teller's veil was gone, and the supposed fragile body of a supposed old woman was a man. The face was red at the parts where Hibari had punched him. Mira then heaved a sigh of relief. 'Phew, it's not her. But with this, she's definitely coming.' Mira thought as Hibari starts coming closer.
"By the way, shall I bite you to death for trespassing on the school grounds?" Hibari smirked and prepares for a fight.
"Wait! We'll go!" Tsuna grabbed Mira and pulled her along with him.
After they got out of trouble and got to the school gate, the fortune teller landed in front of them, kicked from the window. The two turned to see Hibari, who was standing behind the window the fortune teller was kicked from.
"He's…freaky." Mira finally said before Tsuna unconsciously grabbed the fortune teller immediately after the fortune teller stood up and prevented him from trying to escape.
"PB…stands for Pedobear, right?" Tsuna said instinctively, stunning the fortune teller. "I still have my share of punching you too, since you already said part of that person's name." Tsuna added, staring at the fortune teller with calm, yet angered face.
"GAHHHHH!" The scream could be heard throughout the town.
"Ara, what just happened?" Nana asked, lifting her knife up to shoulder level.
"Maman, you don't need to worry about that. I'm sure that came from a play that's currently performing in the town square called, 'I-Shall-Be-Kissed-By-Hercules' It's a world-famous play." Reborn assured Nana.
"Oh, maybe I should check that out next time!" Nana declared and returned to slicing radishes.
Mira was speechless, when the fortune teller was beyond recognition, and Tsuna being so serious for the first time. 'Okay, what's with Tsuna? He's way too serious, a flame over his forehead, and moreover, what's with those eyes?!' Mira dropped her jaw and Tsuna finished his business with the fortune teller.
"Is there a problem?" Tsuna asked.
Mira shook her head and looked at the other side in disgust. 'Okay. The guy himself is creepy.' She thought as the flame extinguished.
"Let's go home now…It's pretty late." Tsuna said and left.
"Wait!" Mira said and Tsuna turned to face her. "What do we do with this paedophile?" Mira pointed.
"Uh…I don't know." Tsuna replied, suddenly remembered that he beat up the fortune teller rashly and in impulse. Silence followed.
"Police is a good idea." Mira said out of the blue, breaking the silence.
"What?" Tsuna said.
"I mean, sending him to the police, Sawada Tsunayoshi-san." Mira emphasized and grabbed the fortune teller.
The fortune teller smiled, irking Tsuna because the fortune teller's face looked ugly due to him and Hibari punching him badly. And so, after passing the fortune teller over to the police, the police officers taped his mouth, tied his legs and handcuffed the fortune teller, for fear they may get exposed of their own secrets by the crazy fortune teller. Then they went home to eat dinner. Haru, who went out to find Mira, accidentally met Gokudera. They knocked onto each other.
"Watch where you're going, stupid!" Gokudera bellowed at Haru.
"Haru is not stupid! She's a cupid!" Haru claimed.
"You're cupid? Don't make me laugh." Gokudera snapped and walked off. "What a useless Cupid!" Gokudera added.
Haru then dropped to her knees in despair.
"So the person who love me the most is that Gokudera!? OH MY GOD!" Haru screamed and fainted.
Back at the Sawada Residence, Tsuna sighed as everyone ate their dinner.
"Ara, Tsu-kun, what's wrong?" Nana asked her son worriedly.
"Nothing, really." Tsuna assured his mother and thought, 'Tomorrow, I'm going to be a laughing stock, seriously.'
Suddenly, the phone rang. Tsuna stood up and picked up the phone.
"Hello, this is the Sawada Residence." Tsuna said.
"Oi, No-good Tsuna! You like Kyoko!?" A classmate named Kaito asked.
"Ehh?! Where did you get that idea?" Tsuna replied, and now this marks the beginning of the laughing stock.
"The fortune teller at the town square said Sasagawa Kyo, right? So it must be Kyoko, who else?!" Kaito explained.
"Why would you believe that paedophile?" Tsuna yelled in the phone and hung up.
The phone rang again.
"Yes?" Tsuna greeted, trying to maintain his anger.
"No-good Tsuna, the fortune teller at the town square said that you like Kyouya?" A timid voice was heard over the phone.
"Kyouya?"
"I mean, Hibari-san!" Yamashiro, the timid classmate clarified.
"No. Why would I?" Tsuna pointed.
"Tashiowa-san told me that the fortune teller told him that you're gay, Sawada. So, it's not Kyoko, then it's Hibari, who else?" Yamashiro explained the reasons for deeming him as 'gay'.
Tsuna was lost for words.
"Hello? Sawada?"
Tsuna put the receiver back and fell down in despair.
"MY LIFE IS RUINED!" He screamed and ruffled through his hair.
End of Chapter 9
Haha, poor Tsuna. How did he get into Hyper Dying Will mode by himself? Well, since Tsuna is serious, why not let him do that since the fortune teller made his life so horrible. Mira didn't see it coming, did she? Next Chapter will mark the beginning of its original story arc.
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EDIT: I cancelled the Culture festival chapter.
