"Speaking"

"Thinking"

The Unexpected always Happens.

Disclaimer: *little yellowish bird flies up* BloodyKisses doesn't own Naruto…but she is plotting a major smex scene so…let's pretend she does.

Kakashi:

Kakashi froze. There was no way…no way Itachi heard him! He a barely heard himself!

"Oh no, oh no, oh no, he's not ever going to talk to me again, he's going to shun me, oh no! And I just got his attention!" Kakashi thought in a whirlwind his eyes wide, trying, praying for a way around this. He couldn't lose his chance with Itachi, not when he barely started. It wasn't fair!

Without realizing it he apparently started to hyperventilate. Breathing suddenly seemed like a really hard task to do with those dangerous red eyes watching him. Waiting for his response…

"Um…" Kakashi suddenly froze as soft lips graced his ear.

"Meet me outside the cafeteria and we can talk, Kakashi-san." Itachi whispered before disappearing to gracefully move through the lunch room crowd.

It took Kakashi a total of five minutes to even respond because he was still feeling the ghost of Itachi's lips on his ear.

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Itachi:

He didn't know what came over him. He was just waiting for Kakashi to respond, looking so very confused and lost and he suddenly had recognition.

He liked Kakashi. More than he should like his first guy friend. Just the memory of Kakashi's pouty lips haunted him, the way his muscles moved under his tight black shirt when he stands…It was all just too much for Itachi to ignore. And…well…he just didn't want to ignore it. In one day Kakashi had accomplished what people who knew him all his life were still trying to get. Kakashi had Itachi's complete and utter trust. Itachi felt safe when with Kakashi, something that he had never felt in his just turned 15 years of his life.

He leaned against the wall outside the cafeteria. Kakashi should be out any moment…and as soon as he came out he was going to give him the shock of his life.

As if planned, out came Kakashi out the cafeteria. Before even having a chance to turn around, Kakashi's bandana was taken off and Itachi's lips were against his own.

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Kakashi:

Heaven. That's what this was. His lips moving with Itachi's, the heat of the small of Itachi's back against his palm…Heaven. But…maybe…he could push it more…

In one effortless move Kakashi slammed Itachi against a wall, nibbling on his bottom lip. A wanton soft moan came from the younger and Kakashi groaned deep in his chest at the sound. This was getting hot, fast, and Kakashi tried to think, while he still could, on where to go. They couldn't get caught in the hallway.

"No way is someone ruining this for me…" Kakashi thought before nipping at Itachi's ear. This caused the sexiest little gasp to come from Itachi and Kakashi bit back a moan at the sound. Without Itachi realizing it, Kakashi got them into a nearby empty biology room.

Kakashi got to set Itachi on a table before he was distracted by Itachi nibbling on his neck. His hands wrapped themselves into Itachi's soft raven locks.

"I-Itachi!" He gasped out, as Itachi bit where shoulder met collar bone. Itachi's sandpapery small pink tongue lapped at the wound like a cat would milk.

"So…pretty…" Itachi whispered in a half moan, as Kakashi's hand slipped under his shirt to caress his lower back. Kakashi smirked lightly.

"And you're sexy, Weasel-kun…Very sexy." He licked a trail from Itachi's throat to lips before capturing his lips in a searing kiss.

Itachi:

He could swear his body was on fire. Everything, Kakashi's lips on his, the feel of his hands, his breath…it all set Itachi on fire. It was a fire he had never felt before but was soon falling in love with. His bottom lip was being pleasantly abused and Itachi let out a loud moan that was cut off by Kakashi's lips as Kakashi made his way up his neck.

"God…this feels so good…but…I need more…" His thoughts were barely strung together but Itachi's body got the message. His skinnies were getting more then uncomfortably tight and Itachi needed some form of release. He shifted his position on the table he was on so it put him and his Kashi-kun closer together.

He tilted his head back and let out a breathy moan when Kakashi's teeth dragged over the skin on his neck. This felt like pure sin but he just had to get more, drown in it, the sensations Kakashi was giving him. "Just a bit more…" Really he knew nothing about this sort of thing…Itachi hesitantly moved his hips to rock against Kakashi's.

"Oh God!" He yelped as the most brilliant friction was created. Kakashi moaned.

"Damn Itachi…" He hissed as Itachi rolled his hips again. The friction of Itachi's erection through his clothes was sending the most pleasurable sparks down Kakashi's spine.

Itachi moaned again. Only Kakashi could give him this feeling…on Kakashi could put-

Suddenly the door flew open.

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DUNDUNDUN! Another cliffy! Mwhahahahaah! *pause* Naw I'm just kidding…*story starts again*

Itachi froze. "Oh damn…there goes my good boy rep…" He thought before looking up from his spot with his face buried in Kakashi's neck.

"ANKO?!" He yelled when he saw the couple that hadn't seen them in their…very intense face sucking session. His ex girlfriend looked up in surprise and stared at him before looking up at Genma.

Kakashi:

"Today is so not our day Hun…" Anko said as though Itachi wasn't even there. Itachi winced in his arms before looking down at his wrists.

"Just like when I caught them this morning…She doesn't even care…" Itachi mumbled before grabbing his wrists and rubbing them to cause the cuts to reopen.

Kakashi winced. "So…that's why he did that this morning…" He thought before walking up to Anko and Genma. He grinned wickedly at Genma.

"Ah, Genma it's been awhile…" he said in fake sincerity. He glanced at Anko, looking her up and down, accessing her. He sighed before turning back to Genma.

"Tsk Tsk Genma…I expected better. I mean…this is just sad…even as a Re-bound after being dumped by Hayate." Kakashi finished his statement off with a smirk, even though they couldn't see it because he had pulled his bandana back up.

Anko turned a horrible shade of red before looking up at Kakashi. "Hayate…you mean the senior who graduated early last year…?"

Kakashi grinned. "Yep! He dumped Genma at the skate park right after his graduation…said Genma wasn't a good enough fuck to keep while he was going to college. Isn't that right Genma? That was what? Two weeks before the school year ended…?" Anko's eyes widened as she looked up at Genma.

"That...That was when you and I did it in the Dango shop bathroom…I WAS A REBOUND?!" She screeched, appalled. Genma shrugged.

"Still are…" He chewed on his Dango stick. "Best rebound lay ever…but yeah." Anko blinked before running out the room. And in the room of two guys looking awkwardly at each other; Uchiha Itachi busted out laughing.

Then preceded to jump off the table, run to Kakashi, and give him the best welcome kiss Kakashi figured he would ever have.

HAHA! Take that Anko! Don't worry lovies…the story ain't over yet.

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