Yep.. No pairings, just crack.If you ever wanted to know how to absolutely annoy Sasuke, here it is! C:


And Then?

Sasuke smoothed his hair into his signature duck butt spikes, securing it with a handful of gel. Giving it one last look over, he squeezed his eyes shut and shook his head back and forth violently. He had to get the extra gel out somehow…

"Hi Sasuke," Itachi poked him in the back.

Sasuke whipped around, nearly jumping out of his skin. "W-what are you doing here?! How did you get in!?" he yelled, stammering horribly.

"Oh, back door." Itachi jerked his thumb to a mysterious door that had recently appeared behind them. "So… Whatcha ya doing today, foolish little brother?"

"I'm going to train…" Sasuke glared at him.

"And then?" Itachi asked.

"And then I'm going to get stronger." Sasuke crossed his arms, he was beginning to get very irritated.

"And then?" Itachi shot back quickly.

"And then I'm going to kill you," Sasuke growled, already seething with rage.

"And then?"

"And then I'm going to die peacefully," he hissed.

"And then?"

"No 'and then'!" Sasuke yelled.

"And then?"

"NO AND THEN!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"And theen?"

"AAAAAAAUUUGH!!"

And this is how you totally piss off Sasuke.

If it doesn't work, ask Sakura for help.


BWUHAHAHAHA!

Sorry. I actually got this off something I saw on youtube. I made it longer though and changed it around just a tad. lolz So yes, reviews are much appreciated and encouraged! C: I hope you enjoyed this, I apologize about it being so short.