Disclaimer: I don't own Fairly OddParents.

Author's Note: Constructive criticism welcomed, particularly on characterization.


Chapter 9: Buying a World

ANTI-POOF!

Anti-Cosmo appeared in front of the Head Pixie's cage.

"I have a business deal that I'd like to make," said Anti-Cosmo sinisterly.

"Of what kind?" asked the Head Pixie monotonously.

"I'll help you escape from Abracatraz if you sell me Pixie World," replied Anti-Cosmo.

Head Pixie thought about it. He did want to escape Abracatraz, but he wanted to own Pixie World too. He was positive that he was intelligent enough to come up with an escape plan himself.

"No," said Head Pixie in monotone. "I think I am able to come up with my own escape plan."


Anti-Cosmo hadn't considered that, but he could improvise.

"If you escape on your own, I will command my Anti-Fairies to stop you. We are the Official Protectors against Pixies, aren't we?"

"Yes," said the Pixie in a monotone, getting out a form. "Sign this, pay for Pixie World – I accept both cash and credit – and it will be yours."

Anti-Cosmo signed the form gleefully. Three down, the rest of the universe to go!

Then, he set the Head Pixie free from his cage.


Head Pixie began wondering how to buy Pixie World back from Anti-Cosmo.


Anti-Cosmo ANTI-POOFed to Pixie World, which contained no living beings other than him.


"I, Anti-Cosmo, now rule three Worlds, Pixie World, Fairy World and Anti-Fairy World!"

Norm groaned. That was rather quick of Anti-Cosmo. Norm wondered why he hadn't guessed Anti-Cosmo would do that. Saving the genie dame seemed to have been detrimental to stopping Anti-Cosmo. He really needed to get his priorities straight, before Anti-Cosmo ruled the Earth, the Mythical Forest or anywhere else as well.

Norm wondered where Anti-Cosmo would try to rule next. Norm didn't think the Mythical Forest was first on anyone's list of Great Places to Rule Over. However, Earth frequently was.

Norm grinned. After living his entire, long life on Earth, he was sure that he knew it well enough to outsmart Anti-Cosmo there. Anti-Cosmo wouldn't know what he was dealing with!