New Year's Resolutions from Dragon Ball Universe!
- a Dragon Ball Z Collection -
Resolution Nine: Launch
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Oh, my!
A whole new year is here, and I haven't even put much thought into the things I want to do!
There are so many things I could do, … oh, I know! For my new year's resolution, I'm going to give out balloons to many children this year! It would be so nice to do, and I'm sure the balloons would make them smile!
I'll have to figure out which colored balloons the children might enjoy the most, and, … ah, … ah, … achoo!
Yeah, that's what ya get, ya two-timer!
Oh, … damn. I guess I wuz away for a while.
Whateva.
I guess I should check my friggin' digital calenda to see when it iz. After all, I've got places to be and people to rob.
According to my calenda, it's …. Holy crap! New Yeaz happened and I wasn't around to get plastered and celebrate!
Damn, now I gotta make a New Yeaz resolution.
What ta do, what ta do. Ah, I've got it!
My New Yeaz resolution is going to rob at least five of the big banks in Central City!
YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
It's gonna be sweet!
They've got a lota security, but that ain't nothing I can't bust my way through. I'll be packin' heat, and the rewardz will be ballin.'
I'm the kind of broad who likes a bit of adventa to spice up my life, you know what I'm sayin'? Before Goku #$%-ed up the Red Ribbon Army, I was ready to beat the #$% out of them myself! After all, like I said yeaz ago, they waz just one army – and I've got mad skillz when it comes to fightin' firepowa with firepowa!
If I had the gutz to take out an army, I should have no prob robbing those bitch banks blind!
Have a bad-ass New Year, and punch a few commies in the face for me,
Launch
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