Disclaimer: I dun own teh Brawl, son.
"Wait..." Peach said, her voice about to break any second. "You... LOST Lucas?"
Pit blushed and rubbed the back of his head, "Yeah... we kind of--"
Link punched Pit square in the jaw. "You dumb ass! You know how wimpy and scaredy Lucas is! You know how important he is and how much Peach loves him! You--"
"Link! Stop it!" Peach cried, grabbing Link's arm before he could punch Pit again. "Just... calm down..."
"But Peach!" Link protested, "Lucas is doomed, with Tabuu and Porky!"
"And we know how much Porky hates Lucas," Ness added, walking up to the group.
Peach was about to break down, her voice broke when she said, "T-then we're d-d-doomed... AND by we're, I mean Lucas."
"How so?" a metallic voice came from behind the group.
Everyone turned and saw Meta Knight standing there, clutching his little yellow sword. His cape blowing in the wind.
"Meta Knight!" Peach cried in delight as ran towards the metal knight, still soaked in rain and her hair matted down against he body.
Meta Knight looked at Peach, she, and along with her little group, were a mess. All of them were soaking wet. Their cloths looks absolutely freezing and their hair was all flat and pressed against the side of their heads, (with the exception of Ness because his hair was too short and flat to do anything to begin with.)
"Are you... alright?" Meta Knight asked as Peach freed him from her warm hug.
"No," Peach answered. She then began to tell Meta Knight her miserable tale and how Lucas was still stuck on the other side with Porky and Tabuu.
"Well," Meta Knight said, pondering all of Peach's words. "They are obviously working for someone above Master Hand... but who? Never mind, I brought some help... You may show yourselves now..."
Peach felt her hope growing strong inside her. She expected all of the Brawlers to show up with open arms and apologizes, but the only Brawlers that showed up were the Ice Climbers.
"What... about Pokemon Trainer?" Meta Knight asked.
"He fainted," Nana said, rolling her eyes.
"When we heard that you guys were trying to free everyone," Popo said.
"We had to help!" Nana finished.
Peach smiled, "Thank you, Popo and Nana! We may have a chance!"
"Yes..." Meta Knight agreed.
"OK!" Peach said, "Here's the new plan..."
"Will you PLEASE hold still!?" Porky yelled at Lucas as he charged after the surprisingly fast psychic boy. "I'm trying to kill you! Oh what a pain, my dentures are itchy! You idiot! Get back here right now!"
Lucas was sobbing like mad as Porky stormed after him. Thankfully Tabuu had left to only God knows where. But that wasn't what Lucas was concerned about. Master Hand had been careful to pick a place that was seriously in the middle of nowhere. So Lucas had pretty much nowhere to run. All he could do was run along the walls guarding the mansion. Not even trying to find a way to deactivate them...
"Hold on!" Porky teased, "My machine is not set to super-ultra-mega charge! Let me fix that. Wait you idiot! I'm not done here! Why don't you get yourself to the 100th floor and ruin me like you did?"
Lucas continued running and sobbing, he was doomed, he knew it. And now the rain was making him tired. Soon enough he began to slow down and Porky was very close behind him and soon enough was close enough to grab Lucas with one of the legs on the Spider-Mech.
"Ha! You can't outrun me now, idiot!" Porky laughed as he watched Lucas sob and struggle in the grasp of his Spider-Mech.
"Go ahead," Porky said with a lazy shrug. "Try and escape this beauty. But you won't so HA! You really are a big idiot. Idiot. And now, I'll finally have the pleasure of crushing you! Now you don't have your little Ness to save you! And last parting words so you can join your idiot brother?"
"I've got one for you," a dandy voice came from the sky.
Porky glanced at Lucas, "Wow... OK then... Prepare to die! Ha ha ha ha—COUGHCOUGH--ha ha ha ha—COUGH!"
"NO! UP HERE! Retard!"
Porky looked up into the sky to see Peach diving straight towards him, head first, arms stretched forward. She was aiming at the leg that had Lucas, of course.
Porky managed to pull away at the last second, which resolved Peach slamming onto the ground with a THUD! But a blue arrow struck the leg that had Lucas and destroyed it.
Peach grabbed Lucas and dashed away from Porky's Spider-Mech as Ness, Link, Meta Knight, Pit, and the Ice Climbers all dove onto Porky's machine. The Pig King had absolutely no time to react, for the Brawlers were upon his machine and destroyed it within seconds.
Porky's precious machine was destroyed and soon reduced into many broken gadgets and other assortment of machinery objects. That was first to happen for Porky...
Coughing like mad when Link and the other Brawlers, including Lucas and Peach surrounded him, Porky gasped, "G-give m-m-e t-that back! COUGHCOUGH! I—COUGH--can't live with out my machines! COUGH!"
"Well maybe you should have thought about that before you attacked Lucas!" Nana said, serving Porky a very harsh blow to the back with her wooden mallet. Porky was lucky he was so fat, otherwise that would have been lethal. He was over then thousand years old, so it was pretty damaging.
"OW! S-COUGHCOUGH—s-top it!" Porky wailed.
"Who are you working for?" Peach asked, trying to control her rage boiling inside her.
"He won't tell you," Ness said, an evil twinkle in his beady black eyes as he looked at Peach. "You have to make him... but he can't live without his machines, he's right... Hey!? Where did he--"
"I HAVE HAD, ENOUGH OF THIIISS!" a very familiar voice roared from behind the crowd.
Everyone turned and saw Porky clumsily hobble towards the crowd of bosses standing behind the Brawlers. Who was leading them, and/or, standing on top of Rayquaza made Peach gasp. It... was...
"R-" Popo stammered.
"oy?" Nana finished.
"You are a damn bad fool, Porky," Roy snarled as Porky made his way into the safety of his Porky Statue which was waiting for him. "You are an insult to the bosses, but never mind. You are all so damned annoying! My perfect plan of destroying you all would have been complete if you would have just SHUT UP! But... no matter, I shall destroy you all, here and now. Everyone. Go bosses! Destroy them! Show NO mercy!"
The giant wall collapsed and the mansion suddenly along with it. Peach gasped, "EVERYONE!" she cried.
Roy laughed like a madman. "Ha ha ha! Take that! And now, you," he said, pointing to Pit. "You faker. I'll show you... what happens... when you... replace... me."
To Be Continued...
Author's Note: To prevent spoilers I had to add this at the bottom. ANYWAYS: Porky likes to say idiot. 'Tis true. I bet you didn't expect ROY now did you!? What could HE possibly want? Hmmm... In other news, ONE. CHAPTER. LEFT!
