Remember, don't get offended by this, it's just for fun. Warning: It will get a lot darker in the next chapters. Disclaimer: I don't own Woody Woodpecker, it belongs to Walter Lantz.
Song: Return Of The Ancient Ones- Midnight Syndicate.
Woody walks to a house and looked peeked through the window, he was spying on another female woodpecker making out with another male woodpecker.
Woody looks at his billhook that he's holding, then he looked back up at them without them knowing.
"Oh yes! Please put that pecker in me!" She moaned while she was lap dancing on the nerdy woodpecker.
"I-I'm cummmmmmmiiiiinnnngggggggg!" He shouted as he nutted in her.
He shot out his woodpecker juice inside her and as they got done she looked out the window and yelped "There's someone out there!" She cried out.
"Don't worry I got this," the nerdy woodpecker said as he cocked his pistol.
He slowly walks downstairs and into the front door and said " I will blow your brains out if you don't leave us alone!" He slowly walked past the porch and as he stepped out, Woody grabs him and he started firing the gun but ended up with the nerdy one screaming as the sounds of a blade slicing through flesh.
Woody sat on top of him and began hacking his face open with his billhook.
He did this a couple of times until his face was diced up into pieces.
Woody slowly raises himself up and trails to the porch.
"Is everything okay?!" She asked before going downstairs.
She puts on her bra and panties back on and goes to the kitchen and everything felt silent for a moment, a loud thud was heard which made her scream and she saw her boyfriend's body being thrown through the window which was coming at her nearly missing her and hits the wall.
"GOD NOO! " She screamed.
Then she began to whimper as she saw Woody stepping in with this time, he was holding an axe.
He stood up with his legs spread and began swinging the axe at her and he starts chasing her with it in her home.
Woody was walking slowly towards her as she backed up against the wall while she was screaming and sobbing in terror. He grabs her by the beak to muffle her screams while he raises the axe up in the air and she screamed even more but was muffled due to his hand clamping down on her beak, nearly close to breaking it.
Then he drops it down on her head as it struck her skull, he proceeds to drag her body as blood was trailing behind.
