Hey Everyone! Guess what? It's a new chapter!
How have you all been doing? I've been doing great, excluding the war in my summer school. :)
So previously, Lake Blue, Jessie, and Mewcat and Rookie, went to rescue the agents and Herbert in the hole until someone pushed the agents in...
Reminder: JPG is in Gary's body
Gary is in Dot's body
Dot is in JPG's body
Herbert is in Rookie's
Rookie is in Herbert's
and
Klutzy is himself
Now... onward to the next chapter
"Aaahhh"
THUD
"Hi guys," said Jet Pack Guy. "So nice of you to join us."
"Okay," said Lake Blue while she rubbed her head. "Who pushed us down?"
"Agents, where is Rookie," asked Gary.
"He must've done it," said Jessie.
"What led you to that," asked Mewcat.
"Mainly since he is the only one that is not in the hole right now," she yelled while pointing to Rookie.
"What kind of idiot would fall down a hole," asked Herbert
"Click Click Click Clack." (Translation: Watch your language)
"Hmm…. I don't know," the others responded.
Jessie turned to Herbert and said, "Welcome fellow idiot. You fell into this hole too."
"Why did you push us down Rookie," Lake Blue asked while ignoring the conversation.
"I… uh… um… uh…POTATOES," he answered. (That makes no sense at all)
"Rookie! Do I need to lecture you on saying random stuff?"
"Uh… um… watch your language?"
"What," the agents asked confused
Then all of a sudden, Rookie jumped into the hole.
He landed safely in the hole and smiled
"Hi everyone! Long time no see! Where have you all been?"
They all glared at Rookie.
"What?"
"ROOKIE!"
"What did I do now," asked Rookie.
"Now we can't get out of this hole!"
"Click Clickety KA Click" (Translation: How did you ever become an agent?!)
"I agree with Klutzy! How did you? Were you guys really that desperate for agents?"
"No we were not. We just wanted him to stop bugging us," said Jet Pack Guy.
"So you let him join?"
"Exactly!"
"Well, that isn't a good way to get rid of him."
"Who knows? He could be very useful sometimes."
"Yeah right? Now, get us out of this hole," Herbert screamed.
"You don't have to kill our eardrums to get out," shouted Jessie. (Why can't everyone just stop screaming?)
"Wait a minute," said Mewcat.
"What?"
"Did you make an important discovery," asked Gary. (Or a scientific discovery)
"No… you guys, could've teleported out of this hole the whole time," she screamed.
"Oh… See Herbert! This is the result of you complaining all the time. We forgot that we could've gotten out using our phones," shouted Jet Pack Guy as he took out his phone. (Or Gary's phone)
Suddenly, someone grabbed the phone out of his hand.
"Rookie. Give me back the phone," he said demandingly.
Rookie placed the phone into his mouth and once again swallowed another phone.
"C'mon. Another phone! Really Rookie," said Mewcat.
"Another phone," asked Jet Pack Guy. "So he already swallowed more than one phone!" (Yup! J)
"Don't worry Agent, we still have our phones," said Gary as he and Dot took out their phones.
"Hooray! We're saved," said Herbert.
Rookie grabbed their phones and swallowed it.
"Rookie! Why?"
"I'm hungry," he complained.
"No, NO! Why! I need to get out," said Herbert while he ran around.
"Click Click Click." (Translation: Calm yourself)
"Yeah Herbert."
"I got a plan," said Herbert.
"What," they shouted desperately. (Isn't there one more phone?)
"We could all stand on each-"
"Click Clickety Ka Click" (Translation: You do know that there is one more spy phone)
"Shut up Klutzy, I'm busy expressing my genius. As I was saying, then we-"
"Wait there is one more phone. Jessie, use your phone," Lake Blue said.
"No way! What if he eats it," she said pointing to Rookie.
"Don't worry, we'll hold him back," said Jet Pack Guy
"And I'll give him a lecture to bore him," said Herbert.
"Herbert, that is my job," said Lake Blue. "And lectures aren't boring."
Herbert began tuning her out since it was so boring listening to lectures about lectures. (Not that lectures are boring. They are informative, but sometimes too informative)
"Herbert, are you listening to me," she asked.
"What?"
Lake Blue sighed. "Why do you want to give him a lecture?"
"Because if he eats that last phone, I'll never get out of this hole."
"I," asked Mewcat.
"Fine! WE. Happy? Plus you were only in the hole for a couple of minutes."
"Fine! Jessie, take out your spy phone and teleport us out of here."
She looked around making sure Rookie wouldn't be able to get her phone. She took it out and then all of a sudden there was a loud rumble. The phone fell out of her flippers and Klutzy tried to make the grab. Klutzy missed and the phone shattered into pieces. (Why are these phones so fragile?! They are like Hankbert's IPod which had a cracked screen!)
"Okay what was that sound," asked Jet Pack Guy.
"Burp," burped Rookie.
"Rookie! Watch your manners," Lake Blue said.
"Sorry. It wasn't my fault I ate…" he began counting using his fingers. "100, 200 300,"
"Five. Five spy phones, Rookie," said Mewcat irritated since her spy phone was the first victim.
"WHAT! Five Phones are in my stomach," shouted Herbert.
"Click Clickety Ka Click" (Translation: So Herbert. You have a very big appetite.)
"But it's not me. It's that fool Rookie."
"Click Clickety Click Click Click?" (Translation: Would you like to go back into your body now?)
"No. Would you like to go back to your own body, if you eaten 5 phones? I don't think so," he retorted.
"WAIT," shouted Jet Pack Guy. "Did you guys bring a grabbling hook?"
"No," responded Lake Blue.
"What is with these agents being unprepared in these situations!?" (You're an agent too.)
"Click! Click Clickety Click Clack" (Translation: Yeah! Now we can't get out)
The agents and Herbert and Klutzy all sat down, knowing that it would be a while until they come up with a plan.
"Wait a minute," said Herbert.
"What?"
"If you're so smart," he said pointing at Dot. "Why can't you create a plan to get us out!?" (Reminder: Gary is in Dot's body)
"Well, if you claim you're smarter than Gary, why won't YOU create a plan to get us out," asked Jessie. (Herbert just got told)
"That's right," said Herbert while he tried to think of a plan.
"Guys." Said Rookie.
"Yes, Rookie?"
"What is going on?" (*face flipper*)
Jet Pack Guy sighed and then said, "How can you not know what is going on?"
"Let me check, if he's okay," said Mewcat. "Rookie, what's up?"
"Um… the sky."
"Okay… that's normal… for you. Um… Oh…. How many members are in the band 5ive?" (I think that's a real band. But I never heard of this band though. I just heard this question on an interview and thought it was funny.)
"Um… uh… Um… I got it!... no…" (Seriously! It takes you forever to figure that out!)
5 hours later… (See what I did there?)
The agents were busing fiddling around with the garbage they had around them, while Herbert is desperately trying to put the spy phone that broke back together.
"How did you guys get used to this horrible stench," asked Lake Blue.
"We didn't," responded Dot.
"Herbert! Why did you litter all over club penguin?!"
"I didn't litter! I simply deposited my garbage into a hole," he responded.
"Do I need lecture you on not littering since it is very bad for the environment?!"
"No."
"So you understand why it is bad?"
"Yes! I felt as if I already had this conversation!"
"Why can't we dig out," asked Herbert.
"Hmm… maybe because FLIPPERS CAN'T DIG," shouted Jet Pack Guy.
"Hey Rookie," shouted Mewcat. "Did you figure out the answer to my question?"
"Uh… umm… I got it!" (FINALLY!)
"What is it?"
"6 and a half."
"Okay guys, my conclusion is… Rookie doesn't know what is going on."
"How long have we been here," groaned Jessie.
"28 hrs 52 minutes and 25 seconds, but who's counting," Herbert chuckled nervously. (Apparently you are)
"Okay then…" began Dot. She began explaining the situation that they are in to Rookie when all of a sudden…
BEEP BEEP BEEP
What is that noise?
Herbert really wants to get out, but now they have no hope getting out because someone pushed the agents down the hole and decided to jump in...
Oh well, that's the new chapter :)
