TayZay: new review, all for the Asians! :D
From: Ninja Starr
"OK- this time I'll put down a real review! With a question! :D
Hmm... Oh! For the Asians!
"1: China... I LOVE YOU!"
China: I love you, too, aru!
TayZay: you say that to every girl who says that to you first T_T
China: not true, aru. I didn't say it back to you
TayZay: *clenches fists* well I have America now so it doesn't even matter!
China: whatever, aru *flips me the bird*
"2. Korea... Why is it you only go for male breasts."
Korea: why?... I don't know, they're just funner to mess with. See? *sneaks up behind China and grabs his pecks, pulling on the nipples through his shirt*
China: AH! What are you doing, aru?! Stop that! *blushing angrily*
Hungary: *takes a picture for the yaoi album*
TayZay: X'D you're so nonchalant, Hungary!
"3. Japan... I had a dream about you in a tight leotard. Would you do this for
me yet again"
Japan: ah, werr..that was a dream, so I don't know if I'rr be abre to do something I haven't even done in real life
TayZay: new rule! You guys can't deny requested questions! :3
Japan: ...*sighs and goes to find one*
"4. Hong Kong... I have nothing to say... much... But... reserve your body for
me"
Hong Kong: *raises an eyebrow at your request, but then glances away and nods* k..
"5. Taiwan... These sexy men are all mine, ya hear?"
Taiwan: NO! Well, you can have them all but Japan! He's mine!
TayZay: says every other girl who watches Hetalia *can't help but laugh*
"Oh yeah, and China... If you were locked in a room with me that had no windows
and only a bed, what would you do? /%Pr"
China: *contemplating on his choices* I mean...there's a bed...so here's my equation for that:: You + Me - No Clothes + Bed = Sex, aru :3
TayZay: jesus, you're blunt ._.
China: a lot more tame compared to how you were sexually harassing America before he more or less agreed to go out with you
TayZay: I beg to differ. He loved me all along, and you were one of the people who'd said so
China: pffffft! *laughs out loud* that didn't mean it was true, aru!
TayZay: *says this in my best impression of him* you an ass.
China: :| you suck balls, aru.
Japan: *comes back in a really tight leotard*
Hungary: *takes pictures for her yaoi photo album*
China: will you get that camera out of here, aru?! ò_ó
TayZay: don't use me and my cousin's texted "NO meme"! Ò_Ó
China: ô_ô
Japan: *standing there awkwardly*
TayZay: lookin' good, Japan! *walks past him and slaps his ass*
Britain: *passing by just in time to see that* O_O what have I told you about sexually harassing other characters that you're not dating?!
TayZay: I warned America that he should prepare for the fact that I do this kinda stuff *walks past Britain, glancing down at his backside as I leave* DAT ASS! :O
Britain: ,_,
