TayZay: new review, all for the Asians! :D

From: Ninja Starr

"OK- this time I'll put down a real review! With a question! :D

Hmm... Oh! For the Asians!

"1: China... I LOVE YOU!"

China: I love you, too, aru!

TayZay: you say that to every girl who says that to you first T_T

China: not true, aru. I didn't say it back to you

TayZay: *clenches fists* well I have America now so it doesn't even matter!

China: whatever, aru *flips me the bird*

"2. Korea... Why is it you only go for male breasts."

Korea: why?... I don't know, they're just funner to mess with. See? *sneaks up behind China and grabs his pecks, pulling on the nipples through his shirt*

China: AH! What are you doing, aru?! Stop that! *blushing angrily*

Hungary: *takes a picture for the yaoi album*

TayZay: X'D you're so nonchalant, Hungary!

"3. Japan... I had a dream about you in a tight leotard. Would you do this for

me yet again"

Japan: ah, werr..that was a dream, so I don't know if I'rr be abre to do something I haven't even done in real life

TayZay: new rule! You guys can't deny requested questions! :3

Japan: ...*sighs and goes to find one*

"4. Hong Kong... I have nothing to say... much... But... reserve your body for

me"

Hong Kong: *raises an eyebrow at your request, but then glances away and nods* k..

"5. Taiwan... These sexy men are all mine, ya hear?"

Taiwan: NO! Well, you can have them all but Japan! He's mine!

TayZay: says every other girl who watches Hetalia *can't help but laugh*

"Oh yeah, and China... If you were locked in a room with me that had no windows

and only a bed, what would you do? /%Pr"

China: *contemplating on his choices* I mean...there's a bed...so here's my equation for that:: You + Me - No Clothes + Bed = Sex, aru :3

TayZay: jesus, you're blunt ._.

China: a lot more tame compared to how you were sexually harassing America before he more or less agreed to go out with you

TayZay: I beg to differ. He loved me all along, and you were one of the people who'd said so

China: pffffft! *laughs out loud* that didn't mean it was true, aru!

TayZay: *says this in my best impression of him* you an ass.

China: :| you suck balls, aru.

Japan: *comes back in a really tight leotard*

Hungary: *takes pictures for her yaoi photo album*

China: will you get that camera out of here, aru?! ò_ó

TayZay: don't use me and my cousin's texted "NO meme"! Ò_Ó

China: ô_ô

Japan: *standing there awkwardly*

TayZay: lookin' good, Japan! *walks past him and slaps his ass*

Britain: *passing by just in time to see that* O_O what have I told you about sexually harassing other characters that you're not dating?!

TayZay: I warned America that he should prepare for the fact that I do this kinda stuff *walks past Britain, glancing down at his backside as I leave* DAT ASS! :O

Britain: ,_,