Organization XIII – lol factor

Chapter 9 – Larxene's free day

Disclaimer: I do not own Larxene, Kingdom Hearts, or the hairdryer.

Hi all, how are you liking my story? It is now time for the 9th chapter and my story is getting to the climax… sort of. Enjoy and remember the rules of engagement at all times.

In Larxnene's car…

The music was blaring loud in the car. The song DJ's Got us Falling in Love Again was playing. The song finished and then Justin Beaver… I mean Justin Bieber. (No offence just a joke… no really I am serious. He is awesome. Please review and tell me your opinion on him). "Ohh! What the hell! Noooooo… not this." Screamed Larxene turning off the radio. She was almost at the shops. (Remember that Xemnas broke her hairdryer.) She pulled up out the front of the shopping centre and got out of the car. Before she could walk any further from the car she stopped realising what she had stepped in. (Have your say of what it was when you review.)

2hours later…

Finally finishing cleaning her shoe Larxene walked over to the lift. Once the lift opened she walked in pressing the button for the top level. "Hopefully the hairdryer shop is on the top level." she mumbled to herself. When she reached the top level the light above he lift door turned on and a voice sounded, 'Top Level, Hairdryers, Clothes and Hotdogs.' Another light then flashed with the words, 'Doors Opening'... but nothing happened. Suddenly all the lights went out as if the whole lift had shut down. Larxene began to freak out at what was happening and then noticed a Heartless Shadow come up out of the ground. "Holy S... wait I'm already a nobody what the heck is it going to do?" she said to herself. But something did happen and the Shadow leapt at her going for her chest but using her, so called quick, thinking she drew her blades destroying the Shadow. "Uh huh." she mumbled, "This is how I can get out." After cutting herself free from the lift Larxene had gone and bought a hotdog, scoffed it and was in the hairdryer store. She looked around in amazement at the array of thousands of hairdryers on the walls. Larxene was deciding whether to but a Nokia or a Song Ericson... wait they are phone brands... who cares? In the end she decided on the Nokia brand and bought a pink and gold one. After paying the cashier she walked out of the hairdryer store and glanced over at the hotdog stand. "Hmmmmm..." she thought noticing two men standing there scoffing hotdogs in a competition. Walking over to the men she asked, "How about you try to beat me?" Both the men laughed. "What you?" one said.

"Da Na...Well who else." she replied with extremely poor sarcasm.

"Ok, but don't go and cry when we win." the other said. They all walked over to the counter of the hotdog store and each bought three hotdogs. The rules were simple: eat the hotdogs as fast as you can and the person to finish them first wins. They all stood around a tabloe and the person at the counter counted them in, 3 2 1 GO! The tri-o dug into the hotdogs. Larxene was neck a neck with one guy while the other had already gave up claiming he was full. Getting to their last hotdog Laxene sped ahead finishing the hotdog well before the other guy. "I guess I win." explained Larxene. The men did not answer as they had calapsed on the floor and were practically dying on their mouths full of hotdogs. "Toodools." said Larxene leaving the two sprawling men. She walked back to the car park where her car was, this time taking the stairs. Once she had got to her car she got in through the passenger remembering what she had stepped in on the other side of the car. Finally getting in her seat after the struggle acoss the oversized steering wheel she started the engine and took off.

Hope you enjoyed it. It was not much but it was at least something. She isn't exactly the easiest person to write about. Be prepared for the next chapter... something interesting. Please Review.