9. Alice in Wonderland
Sakura looked around. She was wearing an ugly dress and headband. She was in some weirdo strange place. She didn't like it.
Sakura first thought was, "Itachi." Surely, she couldn't forget the virtual reality machine easily, and it was easy for Itachi to sneak into Sakura's room and hook her up to the semi damaged machine.
"Oh dear, oh dear, I'm late!" a retarded white rabbit wearing stuffy clothes who was hopping by said this.
"Hey, bunny! Where am I?" Sakura snapped.
"Oh hello, Diana! You can do my chores for me!" the bunny said.
Sakura stood up and stomped her foot (with her weird black shoes and lacy socks that she hated). "I DON'T DO CHORES! ITACHI, YOU FREAK, GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE RIGHT NOW! OR ELSE EVERYONE WILL SEE THAT PICTURE OF YOU DRUNK WEARING THE LAMPSHADE ON YOUR HEAD ON THE INTERENET!"
Silence.
Then the rabbit said, "You are mentally disturbed, young lady."
"Shut up." Sakura said. "Just shut up."
Suddenly, she woke up from her dream.
Sakura Haruno blinked. She looked at her clothes (her favorite pink pajamas) and her surroundings (her Akatsuki bedroom, which Pain called the SakuraAkatsukiBedroom).
"Wow. It was all a dream." She said.
"What are you talking about?" a Humpy Dumpty said. He held a long knife and (gasp gasp) Itachi's severed head!
"You are sick. Let me get some sleep." Sakura yawned and dozed off.
"AHHHH!" Itachi screamed, waking up. "Oh. It was all a dream. My head didn't get chopped off." But just to make sure, he walked into the bathroom and checked in the mirror.
"I'm Twiddledee and this is Twiddledum!" a fat guy with and identical twin shouted.
Itachi screamed, and somewhere Sasuke woke up.
"Gah." Sasuke said. "I can't believe I woke up due to Itachi's screaming."
Then he really woke up.
Then Naruto woke up. It was all a dream!
