Author's Note: More excuses

Disclaimer: don't own the X-Men or Angryyungelf, thankfully

Hey! We're trying to shoot a James Bond movie here!

I was just seeing how flexable she is

Um, I have amnesia, she was helping me get my memory back

You see nothing, you hear nothing, we are not here, now move along

I have a terminal disease, he's trying to cure me

I'm under the imperious curse

Scott's paying us to distract you so you don't check on him and Jean

Angryyungelf

We're nudist

The hypnotoad told me to, must obey hypnotoad.

It's not what it looks like, wait, it probably is, but, here's five dollars

Bobby: We are not the droids you're looking for..

Amara: That hasn't worked the first five times, why would it work now?

According to rule 4500, paragraph 600, line 53X, we're entitled to do this eveyr time Scott says the word "car"

We're seeing if it's true that nine times out of ten the girl gets pregnant, it's not true by the way

BlazeStryker

Red Witch's Misfitverse (RW's Evoverse and G.I. JOE)

STORMWRECK (Ororo and Hector 'Shipwreck' Delgado)--"Well, of course we're
drunk! And naked! Got news for you, Prof, that's how humans get along best,
X-Gene or no! Shoo, we're just now co-existing, and it's been YEARS!"

Wonx (Wolverine and Jinx)--"We're sharing confidential information. Body
language. And yeah, it's sex, that keeps the telepaths out."

Triple (Trinity and Multiple)--"HEELP! They're after me again!"