A/N: I know I told a few reviewers that I'd put Extras into a whole other story (I swear I'm just going to end up writing a prologue or something) but this isn't exactly set in the past. In fact, it's just ridiculous omakes that my mind came up with suddenly... So I thought it would be perfect as a little thing for getting a hundred reviews! Gosh I love you people. 33
It might be weird for me to put it all in a chapter but the next chapter's long enough as it is and since the last one ended on a happy note I thought the humour would fit.
I'll get to replying to reviews as soon as I finish cramming Chemistry and math, thank you for your patience. *bows*
In which the twins react the same.
"Reborn!"
The hitman managed to get a glimpse of an orange blur before something collided into him with enough force to knock the wind out of him and arms wrapped around his small body like a vice.
Tsuna clung to his infant teacher for dear life, snuggling into that spiky hair and breathing in the heady scent of espresso that always clung to his tutor. He laughed happily at having caught up to the errant hitman and gripped his teacher harder, oblivious to the choked gasp from his tutor.
"Hey! Sawada! I think you killed him to the EXTREME!"
"Eh?" The brunet blinked at the extravagant boxer who'd run after him, then to his tutor in his arms and screeched when he saw the blue pallor on his teacher's face, the fedora knocked off.
"Oh my God, Reborn! Breath! U-um!" The brunet flailed around, trying to find something to revive his teacher with. Then he was hit with inspiration, a light bulb going off on top of his head:
"I know! CPR!"
Ryohei watched incredulously as his adopted little brother leaned down to give the baby teacher the kiss of life, wondering if he should stop his little brother before he committed child sex abuse.
Leon was standing on his master's stomach and had a close up view of his master's apprentice leaning down to breathe life back into his master. He blinked his yellow eyes, tongue flicking out.
Tsuna had just brushed his lips against that of his tutor's when something hit his forehead. Hard. Sending him careening back and into the concrete floor.
Ryohei shielded his face from the flying debris that got created when Sawada's head collided with the floor. When the smoke finally settled down, the boxer could only gape at the supposedly unconscious baby, a snot bubble expanding out of the baby hitman's nose as he slept peacefully on his student's face.
The hitman's feet were still resting on the unconscious brunet's forehead.
In which the twins declare their (brotherly) love.
Nana could only sigh, her hand on her cheek, as she looked down at her two five year old sons. Her blond son was glaring at his father with his arms wrapped around her brunet son. She would have been squealing about how adorable the two looked if the situation wasn't so tense.
Iemitsu looked at his two sons pleadingly. "Giotto, you'll be growing into a big boy soon. All big boy's have their own room. Why wouldn't you want your own room?"
"I'm staying with Tsu-kun!" Yelled the blond boy, clinging harder to his twin as he pouted and stomped his foot in anger. He sent his most angry glare at this man who claimed to be their father. He never even remembered meeting this man before and this stranger certainly had no right to demand that he get a separate room from his twin.
Iemitsu sighed and turned to his other cute son, his little Tuna fish. "Tsuna, don't you want your own room? You'll be a big boy that way."
The little brunet stared fearfully at this big scary man and started tearing up. If that was what it meant to be a big boy, then he didn't want it! He wanted to stay with his brother! Tsuna shook his head, his brown fluffy hair swishing with the motion before the little brunet hugged his twin back and buried his teary face into Giotto's shoulder.
At this point Nana couldn't take it anymore and started cooing. "Aww, Tsu-kun and Gio-kun just want to stay together! I'm sure it's fine to leave their room as it is Honey, they are only five."
And Nana was never going to mention her guilty pleasure of taking photos of her sons as they slept together. The very image of her two fluffy twins clinging to each other in their sleep was enough to send her blushing and into a squealing spree.
Iemitsu looked slightly disturbed at he watched his darling wife fantasise about something he would rather not know about. His shoulders slumped in defeat and he looked toward where his cute sons were, only to find them already gone.
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Back in their shared room, Giotto shushed his twin and vowed to hit the man later for making Tsuna cry.
The brunet wiped his tears away and smiled tearily at Giotto, and the blond child swore he saw little flowers appearing in the background.
"We'll always be together, right Gio-kun? That man won't separate us, will he?" the brunet asked as reached out for his brother's face and placed his small hands on the chubby cheeks, so similar to his own.
Giotto grinned reassuringly, "Yeah, that man can't separate us! If he does, we will-! We will um..." The blond child's brow furrowed as he tried to remember the word from that TV show he once saw... "Elope!" He smiled toothily and reached out to place his hands on Tsuna's chubby cheeks, copying his twin.
Tsuna's head tilted in his brother's hands. "...elope? What's that?"
The brunet could feel his twin's grin as Giotto replied. "It's where we run off together to get married!"
The brunet blinked his large honey-brown orbs and his lips parted in an 'oh' before grinning the same smile as his twin and tackling him in a hug. "I love you, Gio-kun!"
The twins, in all their child-like innocence, knew that getting married meant being tied together forever and ever.
Their mother was a brilliant teacher.
In which the animals fight.
Tsuna was lying on the back porch of the Arcobaleno Casa, it was odd the remodelled apartment had one, but he supposed the whole apartment was strange.
The brunet was curled up around Natsu, his hand mid-stroke on his pet's fur, his eyes closed and his breathing even. Completely asleep and oblivious to the world.
Natsu himself was snuggling against his master's hand enjoying the warmth, when he sensed someone else approaching. He looked up when he felt the errant breeze and the lion cub pouted when he saw Falco land near his master's fur and started preening it.
"Don't just touch my master like that!" The lion growled, to humans it was like he let out a series of 'Gao's.
"Why not? His feathers are so soft! It feels nice running my beak through them." The hawk crowed and went back to preening, only to screech when something green nipped his main feathers.
"Leon?!"
"Don't touch my master's property." The lizard clicked back, yellow eyes blinking piercingly at the bird.
"Who said he's your master's?" Came the soft chitter as a white blur moved to land on Tsuna's arm. Lichi's black beady eyes blinked at both the bird and the lizard. "My master taught him too."
"He is my master's study Subject. Don't touch him recklessly." The crocodile drawled as he crawled out of the bush from where he'd been stalki- watching the brunet.
"Tsuna's not anyone's!" Natsu growled, annoyed.
"Of course not, he's mine!"
The other animals didn't have time to react as long tentacles tangled around the brunet and the octopus took him. Tsuna remained asleep.
Keiman, who was closest, snapped his jaws around a tentacle and growled. "He's mine, don't touch him!"
At the same time Leon and Lichi, who had also been taken, started shooting and using martial arts moves on Oodako respectively, both claiming the brunet as theirs.
Falco flew at the octopus' head and scratched and clawed at the marine animal, screeching about letting his 'mate' go.
Natsu stared on from his position on the porch. "What happened to claiming him for your masters?! Why are you claiming him as yours?!"
"He's. Mine." All animals besides Natsu stated. Then they all glared at each other menacingly.
The lion cub watched, horrified, as everyone went back to fighting. Tsuna being exchanged from animal to animal like a ball in a game of hot potato as they fought for him. Amazingly, he never woke up nor gained any injuries. Although Natsu could concur that his master slept like a log, literally.
The lion cub could feel a tic developing on his furred brow as the garden became more and more desecrated. When he saw a flying tree trunk narrowly miss Tsuna's head, he roared "Tsuna's my master!" and jumped into the fray.
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"Jeez, it sounds like a zoo out there... Just what is my Dame-student doing?" Reborn was sitting in the lounge room, looking over his student's report as he sipped on his espresso.
"I thought he wanted to take a nap?" Fon smiled genially as he sipped on his tea. "I wonder where Lichi got to...?"
"Probably went picking fruits or something, kora. I think Falco's in heat or something, he keeps disappearing somewhere." Colonnello said from his position on the couch opposite Reborn, he was also reading a copy of the reports.
"It's the wrong season for birds to breed. Although there have been cases of out of season coupling." Verde mused from his side of the room. "It appears Keiman is in a similar situation, he disappears for long periods of time. Although I know of no Crocodylidae species near us."
The other Arcobaleno decided to ignore the cacophony of animal noises coming from the back yard... It was probably just some animals from the forest fighting.
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Tsuna lay prone in the middle of destruction, peacefully oblivious as he continued to dream and cuddle the marble cherub that somehow ended up in his arms. The animals were scattered around and panting from exertion.
"Looks like it's a tie this time." Clicked Leon from his slumped position over what used to be an old fountain and was now just broken porcelain.
"Truce?" Falco panted, "I don't think I can go on anymore and my master needs me on his missions."
The other animals all grumbled in agreement.
It looked like Tsuna would remain unclaimed. At least, until someone came and incited another fight.
A/N: If only I could study as much as I write. ;w; Next Chapter will be up after Wednesday!
