Seventy One: Don't stick gum in stopwatches, they will stop time! Just ask Kowalski!

Seventy Two: Don't take away King Julien's crown, you won't like the dire consequences!

Seventy Three: You can use butter to defeat a snake.

Seventy Four: No one ever said you had to be sane to be a leader.

Seventy Five: There's a certain kind of hat-slap that professional criminals use.

Seventy Six: There's an eternal riddle involving the steering of an elephant.

Seventy Seven: Classified jokes are classified.

Seventy Eight: Beware of Graveyard 8

Seventy Nine: The riddle "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" is an ancient mystery that has haunted science since the dawn of time.

Eighty: Do not make the sky spirits mad cause they will put you in a little box!