[At the Sonic Boom]
(Aaron turns off the TV]
Aaron: Guess what!
Trish: What?
Aaron: I said guess.
Ally: We don't want to.
Aaron: Fine!
Austin: So what?
Aaron: So what what?
Dez: What were we supposed to guess?
Aaron: Oh, Iron Weasel is in Miami!
Dez: Iron who?
Ally: Never heard of them.
Aaron: Iron weasel! My favorite band?
Trish: Ohh… Still don't know them.
Dez: Is that a type of weasel?
Aaron: No! It's a band…
Dez: Wait… What's a weasel?
Austin: So, they're here in Miami?
Aaron: Yes! And I've been dying to get their autograph. And, my dream is to perform with them live on stage!
Trish: I thought your dream was to have a pony?
Aaron: That too…
Ally: Then go to their concert!
Aaron: Tickets' sold out.
Dez: No it's not.
Aaron: Yes it is.
Dez: No listen. (Turns up the volume of the radio)
Ally: Where'd you get the radio? We don't have one of those.
Dez: My backpack.
Radio Announcer: Whoever our hundredth caller is will win a ticket to Iron Weasel's concert!
Aaron: Give me your phone.
Trish: Why?
Aaron: Just give me!
Trish: Ok! (Gives her phone to Aaron)
(Aaron dials some number)
Radio Announcer: Hi! You're the ninety-ninth caller. Sorry, better luck next time.
Aaron: What?! Ninety-ninth?!
Radio Announcer: Here's our winner! What's your name?
Dez: Dez!
Aaron: Dez?
Ally: Dez?
Lexi: Dez won!
Aaron: Dez give me the phone!
(Dez gives him the phone)
Aaron: Hello?... Yeah!... Got it… (Hangs up) I won!
Austin: Awesome!
Aaron: Thanks Dez!
Dez: No problem.
(Aaron leaves shouting "I'm going to Iron Weasel's concert!")
Austin: So who's joining the talent show?
Ally: Don't look at me.
Lexi: We weren't looking at you.
Austin: Ally wrote this song and I'll perform it at the talent show. They said it will be the official theme song for it!
Trish: I'm gonna sing.
Dez: I'll play the drums… And sing a little.
Austin: Ally, how about you?
Ally: Yeah, I'm performing… (Sarcastic)
Austin: Really?!
Ally: No! You know I have stage fright.
[At the concert the next day]
Aaron: (On the phone) Yeah, I didn't go to the school talent show so I could go to the concert. (Hangs up)
(Aaron goes backstage; He knocks on the Iron Weasel's dressing room door)
Ash: Come in!
Aaron: Iron Weasel! Big fan! I'm…
Tripp: Aaron Moon!
Aaron: You know my name?!
Ash: We saw your nametag.
Tripp: No, we love your music!
Aaron: Really?! I love your music too!
Derek: Everyone does!
Burger: Well, except for my mom… and dad… and siblings… and…
Tripp: (Interrupts him) Are you done?
Burger: And my dog…
Ash: That explains why he moans when he hears us perform… I thought dogs like weasels?
Tripp: I thought your dog's deaf?
Burger: He's not deaf, he just can't hear…
Tripp: How could he have heard us perform?
Burger: I told you he's not deaf…
Tripp: Sorry about my band, they are dumb…
Derek: Hey! We're not dumb… we just don't think…
Aaron: It's all good… I had a pet once… He couldn't see but he wasn't blind.
Tripp: How do I say this nicely, your brain is as small as Ash's brain… Nonetheless, still a big fan!
Aaron: Thanks! I think…
Derek: So what can we do for you?
Aaron: Since I was ten, my dream was to be able to perform with you on stage.
Burger: Huh, I thought your dream was to own a pony?
Aaron: How do you even know that?
Derek: Everyone knows that a ten year old's dream is to own a pony.
Ash: No! When I was ten, my dream was to grow up…
Tripp: Which so far has not yet been fulfilled.
Burger: I'm sure he will soon.
Tripp: We'd love to perform with you tonight!
Aaron: Can I invite my friends to watch it?
Derek: Sure! I don't think they'll mind letting them in for free…
Aaron: Thanks!
Tripp: Let's practice?
Ash: Guess what!
Derek: What?
Ash: My dream came true!
Tripp: You finally realized that you're a grown man?
Ash: No… My mom said that there's a stray pony at my backyard!
[At the school]
Lexi: Aaron's expecting us there in a few hours.
Austin: Got it.
Host: Thanks for that wonderful puppet show! Hope you washed those socks… And now, a performance from Austin Moon! The theme song for our talent show, "I'm a Star"!
Austin: This is a song written by my girlfriend and partner, Ally!
Make it happen today
I'll make sure you succeed
Do it in your own way
Everyone knows that you did
Cause I'm a star, I know it
You know that you can do it
Cause I'm a star, I know it
Everyone believes you can do it
Host: Thank you Austin Moon for that theme song! Now, our finale performance, singing a cover of "Rocketeer", Trish & Dez!
Lexi: Is he serious?
Host: Yes… yes I am…
Lexi: Okay…
Trish: Here we go, come with me,
There's a world out there that we should see,
Take my hand, close your eyes
With you right here, I'm a rocketeer
Let's flyyy…
Dez: Up, up, here we go, go.
Up, up, here we go, go.
Trish: Let's flyyy…
Dez: Up, up, here we go, go.
Where we stop nobody knows, knows
Where we go we don't need roads, roads
Where we stop nobody knows, knows
To the stars if you really want it,
Got, got a jetpack with your name on it,
Above the clouds in the atmosphere, phere
Just say the words and we outta here, outta here
Hold my hand if you feelin' scared, scared
We flyin' up, up outta here.
Trish: Here we go, come with me,
There's a world out there that we should see,
Take my hand, close your eyes,
With you right here, I'm a rocketeer,
Let's fly, Yo
Dez: Nah I never been in space before,
But I never seen a face like yours,
You make me feel like I could touch the planets,
You want the moon, girl watch me grab it,
See I never seen the stars this close,
You got me stuck off the way you glow,
I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Trish: Here we go, Come with me,
There's a world out there that we should see,
Take my hand, close your eyes,
With you right here, I'm a rocketeer,
Let's flyyy…
Dez: Up, up here we go, go.
Up, up here we go, go.
Trish: Let's flyyy…
Dez: Up, up here we go, go.
Where we stop nobody knows, knows, knows.
Everyone: Whoo! *Cheering*
Host: That was amazing! Seriously, I thought they don't have any talent at all!
Trish: Yes we know… Don't have to rub it on our faces!
Host: Thank you Trish & Dez!
[Backstage]
Ally: Trish, Dez, That was amazing!
Trish: Told you we could sing.
Lexi: Were you lip-syncing?
Trish: Lexi?! Of course not.
Austin: I wasn't expecting that. Dez has been my best friend for more than ten years know and I didn't know he could sing!
Dez: We know, we're amazing…
Austin: We should watch Aaron perform with Iron Weasel. He's finally fulfilled his dream.
Trish: Still doesn't have a pony.
Dez: Aren't we going to wait till they announce the winner?
Lexi: We're gonna be late.
Host: And the winner is… *Drumroll* Trish & Dez!
Ally: You won!
(Trish & Dez goes back to the stage)
Host: Anything to say?
Trish: I need a new job.
Host: What?
Trish: Nothing. See ya! (Runs out with the trophy)
Host: Trish & Dez everyone!
Everyone: Whoo! *Cheering*
[At the concert]
Ash: You know, I have another dream that no one has ever done before.
Derek: Meet SpongeBob?
Burger: Eat?
Aaron: Everyone can eat.
Burger: I know, I just want to eat.
Ash: Visit the sun!
Tripp: That's impossible, You'll burn and die.
Derek: Great!
Ash: I'll go there at night… Common sense!
Aaron: Did he go to high school?
Tripp: I doubt it.
(Austin, Ally, Trish & Dez shows up)
Tripp, Derek, Burger & Ash: Aahhh!
Ally: Why?
Tripp: Annoying Arlene?
Trish: Me?
Dez: She isn't Arlene, but she is annoying…
(Trish hits him on the shoulder)
Dez: Ouch! You know I have sensitive shoulders!
Tripp: Sorry, you look exactly like my friend Arlene… Well not my friend, but you get the point…
Aaron: Let's go?
Lexi: Good luck!
[At the stage]
Host: Tonight, Iron Weasel has a special guest, Aaron Moon! Singing "Weasel Rock you", Iron Weasel featuring Aaron Moon!
Derek: Thanks Josh!
Host: It's John.
Derek: I don't care…
Tripp: Hit it!
Iron Weasel ft. Aaron:
Rockin' out and hangin' out
that's what I'm all about
I'm in the band and we demand
you hear the Weasel shout!
We blow out amps, 'cause we're the champs
at losing all control
We crank it loud when there's no crowd
because that's how we roll.
Can't stop rockin' with my boys,
can't stop makin' so much noise!
WEASEL ROCK YOU!
On stage we're wild and crazy!
WEASEL SHOCK YOU!
Back home we're wild and lazy!
WEASEL ROCK YOU!
With a heavy metal smack!
WEASEL SHOCK YOU!
The weasel's comin' back!
WEASEL ROCK YOU!
WEASEL SHOCK YOU!
WEASEL ROCK YOU!
WEASEL SHOCK YOU!
WEASEL ROCK YOU!
On stage we're wild and crazy!
WEASEL SHOCK YOU!
Back home we're wild and lazy
WEASEL ROCK YOU!
With a heavy metal smack!
WEASEL SHOCK YOU!
The weasel's comin' back!
WEASEL ROCK YOU!
Weasel will rock you!
WEASEL SHOCK YOU!
WEASEL ROCK YOU!
Weasel will rock you!
WEASEL SHOCK YOU!
The weasel's comin' back!
Hold onto your head!
WEASEL ROCK YOU!
Everyone: Whoo! *Cheering*
