A/N: Hey guys! 100 reviews! YAYYYY! Oh, and sorry for failing epically at the daily uploads… What can I say? life gets in my way sometimes. So yeah, here comes the story you guys helped me write! And, as some of you may have guessed, today I will be making fun of…. drum roll please…..CrackFics! Wooooohooo! (I'm so weird. xD)

Disclaimer: I do not own PJO, or the lines that make up the majority of this story.


"Look perce-face! Percypercypercy!"

"Annaboo, you know how much I hate it when you call me perce-face."

"I know! But it's just so cute!"

Percy and Annabeth, along with a few other demigods, were just hanging out and being cool. Currently, they were partying in a deserted subway tunnel just hanging out. Then, suddenly, things started flying out on top of them! "THE OWLS ARE FLYING! PERCY! THE OWLS ARE FLYING!" See, Annabeth had been waiting for several years for these poor little animals she had been nursing back to health to fly away. Tonight, it happened. And that is why they were dancing in a subway tunnel. To celebrate. Suddenly, Nico popped up out of no where.

"Percyyyyyyy!" He whined. "My cheese refuses to stop dancing with us, even when I got Thalia to kiss it."

"Dude man, I feel your pain. Annabeth refuses to stop dancing too…. although I didn't have Thalia kiss her, because that would be kind of weird." Percy replied. "The zebra's are coming! The zebras are coming!" Annabeth yelled, and just at that moment the zebras came running down the tunnel, ready to attack anyone who crossed their paths. However, one zebra in particular popped up out of nowhere, and it turned into Athena! She lunged to attack Percy. She hated Percy for dating her daughter. "Mom!" Annabeth cried, "Please don't eat Annabeth!" Everyone was a bit shocked, because they didn't exactly know what was going on. Athena spoke up. "I'm not eating Annabeth. I'm eating Percy." Everyone went "ohhh!" and then started dancing again. Then, Percy turned on the Zebras, and they all turned into Pandas… They were all yelling things at him. And he was sad. He turned to Athena again. "Look! If it makes this any better. I'll break up with Annabeth! PICO FOREVER!"

"Pico?"

"It's a couple name…"

"I don't even want to know."

Then everyone danced again.

A/N: That was a great chapter! Crackkkficccc. Man, I'm sooo tired. It's soooo late at night. Ughhhhh. Although I do admit, this is some of my best work…

How it Should Have Happened:

"PICO FOREVERRR!"

"PERCY! YOU ARE GOING CRAZY!"

"I KNOW ANNABETH, I KNOW."

"BUT I LOVE YOU PERCY!"

"I KNOW ANNABETH, I KNOW."

"BUT I'LL DIE WITHOUT YOU PERCY!"

"I KNOW ANNABETH, I KNOW."

Suddenly, Percy woke up from his long nap and started crying. What a crazy dream. Then he realized where he was. "Aww man! I drooled all over my homework." Annabeth came into the kitchen, where he was doing his homework. "Hey! Are you ready for our date tonight?" She asked. "Yeah," He replied. "Man, I hate biology. I hope it crawls into a hole and dies right next to geometry."

"Yeah, I totally understand." She said, patting him on the head. "Oh my gods! Your hair is so Pantene pro-v soft!"

"Thanks?"

the end?


A/N: Well… that might have been one of my… uhh… stranger works? Below this is a list of all the people who sent phrases in, and a list of all the original phrases :) Hope you liked this chapter! Review, and thank you.

-Awesomegirl13


The Owls are Flying!

My cheese refuses to stop dancing, even when I get Thalia to kiss it.

I hate biology. I hope it crawls into a hole and dies right next to geometry.

Shut up! You stupid freaking panda puff.

Percy! Your hair is so Pantene pro-v soft!

Mom! Don't eat Annabeth!

*MMjrox88

*Peace, Love, Owls

*Katie Gardner

*LongLastingDreams

*Katerina Riley

*april-babe16